Splat 4/10 |
Adventureland (2009) |
"This is like watching a home movie of someone's summer job - and that someone is bland and boring." |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 2/10 |
Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl in 3-D (2005) |
"Bite me with shark teeth or cover me up with lava, but don't make me ever have to sit through a movie this bad again." |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 2/10 |
Aeon Flux (2005) |
"To put it succinctly 'Aeon Flux' sucks!" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 4/10 |
After the Sunset (2004) |
"From a distance the poster for this movie makes Brosnan look like he is playing in "Dawn of the Dead," and maybe that would have been a better choice for him." |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Tomato 8/10 |
Akeelah and the Bee (2006) |
"It won't happen but everyone should make a beeline to go see this movie" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 5/10 |
The Alamo (2004) |
"The movie is good as a historical tool but as entertainment it is only average." |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 2/10 |
Alexander (2004) |
"Alexander meet Ivan; you're both terrible" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 3/10 |
Alfie (2004) |
"What's it all about? Not much." |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 5/10 |
Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
""Ten Little Indians" meets "The Monster Mash"" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 5/10 |
Aliens in the Attic (2009) |
"Okay entertainment for kids but for adults it is all just too familiar. You feel you have seen it all before in better movies." |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 5/10 |
All About Steve (2009) |
"Sandra Bullock give it that old college try but the movie still flops" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 2/10 |
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"Anyone who chooses to watch this film will probably be alone in the dark as most theaters will be empty" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 5/10 |
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) |
"Kids will love it but adults will squirm. A little squeak from the chipmunks goes a long way." |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 6/10 |
Amelia (2009) |
"Although it has moments that soar, the movie as a whole never quite gets off the ground" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 3/10 |
American Dreamz (2006) |
"Dreamz is a nightmare!" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 3/10 |
An American Haunting (2006) |
"Frighteningly bad" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 6/10 |
The Amityville Horror (2005) |
"Barbra Streisand would disagree but Ryan Reynolds is a hundred times better as George Lutz than James Brolin was." |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 6/10 |
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) |
"The big snake is back and he's brought along some friends." |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 4/10 |
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) |
"Ron Burgundy is a boob on the boob tune whose antics get stale before the movie ends." |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Tomato 8/10 |
Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (2004) |
"Could have used some 'star power,' but overall should make Webber followers happy" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 6/10 |
Angels & Demons (2009) |
"On the 'angel' side fast paced and exciting, but on the 'demon' side far fetched and a plot full of holes." |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 6/10 |
Annapolis (2006) |
"James Dean joins the Navy and morphs into Rocky
" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Tomato 7/10 |
Appaloosa (2008) |
"A better than average western in the Clint Eastwood tradition" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 5/10 |
Aquamarine (2006) |
"Fantastic film for tweens, bearable film for the rest of us" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 4/10 |
Are We There Yet? (2005) |
"Adults will be asking, 'Is it over yet?'" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Tomato 6/10 |
Armored (2009) |
"A surprisingly tight heist movie that is much better than you expect. The solid cast of actors take you on a wild ride." |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 6/10 |
Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) |
"Plotholes along the way keep it from being as good as it should be" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 5/10 |
Astro Boy (2009) |
"Not the greatest animated action film but much better than "Speed Racer"" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Splat 6/10 |
ATL (2006) |
"Accentuates the positive" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Tomato 10/10 |
Australia (2008) |
"Baz Luhrmann's perfectly executed epic is a winner all the way. Kidman and Jackman are great but young Brandon Walters steals the show." |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Tomato 10/10 |
Avatar (2009) |
"Staggering, spellbinding, a virtual trip to another world. Cameron has created the best film of the year and maybe of the decade" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
Tomato 8/10 |
The Aviator (2004) |
"All of Hughes' obsessions and compulsions come to life thanks to DiCaprio's signature performance" |
Jackie K. Cooper |
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