Low IQ Canadian
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Splat |
Caligula (1979) |
"Caligula turns the Julian dynasty's most violent chapter into a sleazy snoozefest. Even the Penthouse Pets look pained to be decorating this historic bomb." |
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Capturing the Friedmans (2003) |
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Tomato |
Carandiru (2004) |
"Humanity struggles out from under a maximally oppressive system, commenting by haunting metaphor on life outside the prison walls." |
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Splat |
Casablanca (1942) |
"In Tinseltown history, only Hugh Grant's ever been more overblown." |
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Splat |
Chicken Run (2000) |
"Insufferably twee." |
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City of God (2003) |
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Splat |
The Cocaine Fiends (1937) |
"Some big laughs in this good-kids-go-real-bad-real-fast movie, but muddy visuals make LONG sections of Fiends unwatchable. Don't hold your breath for a Kino transfer." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Coffee and Cigarettes (2004) |
"Arranged in short episodes, each composed entirely of awkward and embarassed conversation between midlevel celebs, Coffee and Cigarettes entertains fitfully." |
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Splat |
Cold Mountain (2003) |
"Cold Mountain is one cold teat -- tough and lifeless, yielding nothing. When even a semi-nude Jude Law can't save a movie, it's time to go direct to video." |
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Tomato |
College (1927) |
"Madcap fun as the supremely athletic Keaton plays a bookworm who, for love of a jock-loving girl, tries but fails heroically at every possible sport in every possible way." |
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Splat |
Cube 2: Hypercube (2002) |
"All of the original's hokey set design, none of its subtle existentialism." |
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