Low IQ Canadian
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Splat |
Man of the House (1995) |
"Only the smoldering sexual tension between Chevy Chase and George Wendt keeps Man of the House from being a complete waste of time." |
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Splat |
The Man Who Fell To Earth (1976) |
"Imaginative sci-fi elements and intense performances ruined by leaden pacing." |
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Tomato |
The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997) |
"A poor man's Being There, which still makes for a great time." |
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Splat |
Mars Needs Women (1967) |
"If Plan 10 From Outer Space, a.k.a. Mars Needs Women, doesn't tickle your funnybone, you really don't have one." |
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Splat |
The Master of Disguise (2002) |
"Master of Disguise may be a real hoot, if you're under 10 years old, or drunk, or both. Not a bad time-waster on a rainy Sunday, but a time-waster nonetheless." |
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Tomato |
Melvin and Howard (1980) |
"Very few movies are set so convincingly in America's working class. I believed, and liked, Melvin Dummar, milkman of the month, bargainer in good faith with the universe." |
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Tomato |
Million Dollar Baby (2004) |
"Mystery of the Universe #237: the same Clint Eastwood who once co-starred with an orangutan is now America's finest director of tragedy." |
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Modern Tribalism (2002) |
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Mona Lisa Smile (2003) |
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Tomato |
The Mouse That Roared (1959) |
"A welcome return to a more innocent time in geopolitics. Also be sure to catch the mod! fab! DVD preview for Dr. Strangelove." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Mr. Wrong (1996) |
"Fascinating in retrospect as a lesbian's take on dating men." |
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Splat |
The Mummy Returns (2001) |
"The mummy may, but the audience shouldn't." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
The Muppet Movie (1979) |
"Sure, a pig and a frog are an unlikely couple, but who isn't? This film reminds us that we are loved, regardless of whether we roll in the mud or swallow flies." |
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Splat |
Murder at Devil's Glen (1999) |
"Fraternity pranks that go beyond beer, barnyard animals, and industrial adhesive." |
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