Low IQ Canadian
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Peter Pan (2003) |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Pink Flamingos (1972) |
"The alpha and omega of shock filmmaking." |
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Tomato |
"The wild, unstoppable commercial success of the Pirates franchise has freed Verbinski to spend a lot of time on flights of fancy and mythological asides." |
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Splat |
Plunkett & Macleane (1999) |
"The best argument ever made for the carpet bombing of Hollywood." |
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Splat |
Police Academy (1984) |
"A Reagan-era screed against affirmative action, Police Academy warns what misfits and lowlifes wait to pour through the floodgates." |
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Splat |
"More trash, though graced with the franchise's best actor, Bobcat Goldthwait." |
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Splat |
"Deadly-dull pacing and overuse of old gags ruin Police Academy 3, the first of the franchise to come anywhere near 'enjoyable.'" |
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Splat |
"Quite possibly the least essential movie ever made. A call to arming the elderly." |
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Splat |
"Surprisingly close to good, surprisingly close to fun, and the best Police Academy movie, No. 5 still reeks of desperation." |
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Splat |
"Par for the Academy course, the comedy is so-so but the 'action' sequences are dull beyond belief." |
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Splat |
"Easily the worst in a miserable franchise, Mission to Moscow makes Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol look like Battleship Potemkin." |
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Splat |
"Porn Star runs out of insight and surprises long before the closing credits roll." |
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Splat |
Il Postino (1995) |
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz." |
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Splat |
Primer (2004) |
"I didn't understand Primer; worse yet, I didn't care." |
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