Low IQ Canadian
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Secret Honor (1985) |
"Does anyone have a clue what Altman was driving at with this intense glob of lunacy?" |
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Splat |
Shakespeare in Love (1998) |
"A nothing movie. Gossamer-thin, the slightest breeze will blow it from our collective memories." |
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Splat |
She-Devil (1989) |
"A so-so entry in the knee-em-in-the-nuts genre." |
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Tomato |
Sideways (2004) |
"A funny, heartfelt coming-of-middle-age story by, for, and about snobs." |
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Splat |
Smoke Signals (1998) |
"A resolutely so-so movie puffed beyond all recognition by non-First Nation critics looking to expiate their dimly-felt sense of historic debt." |
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Splat |
The Spanish Apartment (2003) |
"European Union navel-gazing plus braying youth worship equals L' Auberge Espagnol." |
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Splat |
Splendor (1999) |
"Splendor, purportedly a a sex farce, has had all of its joy and energy surgically removed." |
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Splat |
"Stoked gives a young woman's rape and murder almost no narrative weight -- it is merely the disappointing spoiler to a talented skateboarder's career." |
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Tomato |
Strangers with Candy - Season 1 (1999-2000) |
"Hilariously wrongheaded. A warning to first-time viewers: literally no subject is taboo." |
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Tomato |
Street Fighter (1995) |
"If you grew up playing Street Fighter 2, you MUST see this movie. If not, stay far, far away." |
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Splat |
Stuart Saves His Family (1995) |
"I forgive you, Al Franken. You were young and needed the money." |
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Tomato |
Superman III (1983) |
"When you need someone to reverse-engineer an unknown chemical substance, Richard Pryor is actually a pretty good pick." |
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Splat |
Swimming Pool (2003) |
"Although copious amounts of French nudity constitutes, to some degree, its own reward, Swimming Pool is marred by stupor and a fake-as-Lee-Press-On-Nails coda." |
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