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    • Brandon Judell

New York Theatre Wire

  
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21 Grams (2003)

"21 Grams of Guillermo Arriaga"

Brandon Judell

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The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

"Underneath all this idiotic crap, inconsistent characterizations, and plot points that are never developed, there is actually a warm, moving story"

Brandon Judell

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The Air I Breathe (2007)

"Your appreciation of this circular plotting will have a great deal to do with how tongue-in-cheek you believe the film is"

Brandon Judell

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Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)

"If in 20 or 30 years, Daniel Craig has retired from playing Ian Fleming's stalwart secret agent, the series' producers need look no further than Alex Pettyfer for their new man."

Brandon Judell

Tomato

America: Freedom To Fascism (2006)

"Russo feels his direction of this film is a brave, seditious deed. The audience I was surrounded by at an advance screening agreed."

Brandon Judell

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And Then Came Love (2007)

"Any fans of Oscar Wilde, run for the hills!"

Brandon Judell

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Assault on Precinct 13 (2005)

"If you need a quick fix of lots of noise, several crashes, numerous bullets- through-the-forehead close-ups, and a cast of slumming talents, run to your nearest Loews."

Brandon Judell

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Beaufort (2008)

"A Tree Grows in Israel: Joseph Cedar and his Beaufort"

Brandon Judell

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Beaufort (2008)

"A Tree Grows in Israel: Joseph Cedar and his Beaufort"

Brandon Judell

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Beautiful Boxer (2005)

"Beautiful Boxer: Boys Do Cry"

Brandon Judell

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Before the Fall (2004)

"[T]o borrow from Pauline Kael’s glowing review of The Conformist, this feature isn’t “so much a reconstruction of the past as [it is] an infusion from it.”"

Brandon Judell

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The Black Dahlia (2006)

"most fun is the high priestess of British stage, Fiona Shaw, who goes over the top as Madeleine's unbalanced mom. Her dinner scene alone with all of her epileptic-like tics and scowls is the grandest of Grand Guignol"

Brandon Judell

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Blade Runner (1982)

"This is the tenth final version of the Blade Runner. This version is the best. It goes snap . . .snap . . . snap."

Brandon Judell

Tomato

Bon Voyage (2004)

"Are you ready for a World War II, romantic, murder-in-Act-One, escape-from-the-Nazis, French farce?"

Brandon Judell

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The Brave One (2007)

"In this dreary, cockamamie Valentine to New York City haters, concocted by the father/son team of Roderick and Bruce A. Taylor--a good argument for the government sterilization of a certain family's genes--radio personality Erica Bain (Foster) is confront"

Brandon Judell

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Broken English (2007)

"Posey's admirers will experience a sensual intoxication that fans always experience when their film goddesses are at their very best."

Brandon Judell

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The Bubble (2007)

"Although the head-shaved, sprightly Eytan Fox might just be a prince of the Kosher New Wave emanating out of Israel for the past decade, he's definitely the king of the faygala division of the same movement."

Brandon Judell

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But Forever In My Mind (1999)

"One of the more outstanding films about ungovernable teen hormones . . ."

Brandon Judell

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6/10

The Caller (2009)

"Very few actors have the ability to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear and almost have you completely forget you're interacting with pork product. Frank Langella is one of these."

Brandon Judell

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Casanova (2005)

"With a vacuum in the lead, uninspired direction, mediocre sword fights, and about as much sexual content as an episode of "The King of Queens," if you feel you have to check this one out, await its DVD release."

Brandon Judell

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Character (1997)

"Dickensian in style, and not without a dash of Kafka, the film is beautifully shot by Rogier Stoffers and Mike van Diem's direction and screenplay are nigh perfect."

Brandon Judell

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Comme t'y es belle! (2006)

"delightfully acted, entertaining, Franco take on the "Sex in the City" lifestyle among the kosher set."

Brandon Judell

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The Constant Gardener (2005)

"Fiennes has seldom been better, but then has he ever been bad? He’s indeed our Montgomery Clift for this new millennium: sensitive, moral, and yet strong."

Brandon Judell

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The Da Vinci Code (2006)

"Voltaire, never a huge advocate of organized religion, would be having a fine chuckle nowadays over the current Dan Brown brouhaha."

Brandon Judell

Tomato

The Darjeeling Limited (2007)

"Imagine the Three Stooges if they had gone to Yale."

Brandon Judell

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Dark Days (2000)

"One of the best films about the homeless ever made."

Brandon Judell

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The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

"Miranda is a distaff version of Donald Trump. There's the power, the arrogance, the success, plus the delicious-to-view unbridled narcissism of an unchecked megalomaniac. She's Hannibal Lector in Dolce & Gabbana."

Brandon Judell

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Drum (2004)

"...a harrowing, enlightening venture where 'We live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse,' sadly isn't just a throwaway line uttered early in a bar scene. It's an epigraph."

Brandon Judell

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The Event (2003)

"An Olympian Event--Ms. Dukakis Lets Loose on "Moonstruck" and More"

Brandon Judell

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Factotum (2006)

"The unsightly Bukowski, in his rumpled attire, and his lead characters (who are most often spins on himself) are fascinating personalities to watch, sort of like little tornados which are more destructive to themselves than to society at large."

Brandon Judell

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Freshman Orientation (2007)

"You enter expecting something really stupid, and you wind up with something really clever . . . hysterical . . . wise."

Brandon Judell

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Happy Birthday (2003)

"Cutting from one angst-filled moment to another, Malaysian-born Tan has created an honest exploration of what it is to be gay and have more on your mind than creatine, Ellen's talk show, and Queer Eye on the Straight Butt. "

Brandon Judell

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Happy Endings (2005)

"I don't want to do a politically correct portrayal of gay characters, but I do want them to feel real."

Brandon Judell

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Happy Endings (2005)

"And you know I think it's so easy to characterize people as gay or straight, but there's a whole spectrum of different ways that homosexuality is manifested in people . . ."

Brandon Judell

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

"Apparently, wizards are no more exempt from the trauma of puberty than Muggles. So much for the power of Magic."

Brandon Judell

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Henry Rollins - Live At Luna Park (2003)

"Animal House gave me the guts to get through high school. I went to a fairly oppressive place."

Brandon Judell

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Hot Fuzz (2007)

"Pegg in a stellar comic performance lifts the film from being a mere applaudable satire to a first-class entertainment. Imagine Jimmy Stewart in "Animal House" or Steve McQueen in "Road Trip.""

Brandon Judell

Tomato

Hot House (2006)

"Essential viewing for any student of Middle-Eastern affairs and scholar of human nature."

Brandon Judell

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House of D (2005)

""I wanted to make a film that was universal, which resonated with people. I don't think my own story does"."

Brandon Judell

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I Think I Love My Wife (2007)

"Rock seems to be unintentionally arguing that a black male of any economic class will still go through life with the thought and speech patterns of an uneducated juvenile delinquent who's ready for lockup on "Law and Order.""

Brandon Judell

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Introducing The Dwights (2007)

"There are films about monstrous overbearing moms, often played by Shelley Winters, and there are those "heartwarming" losing-one's-virginity flicks ("Summer of '42"). Australia's entry into this field consolidates the best elements of both genres."

Brandon Judell

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4/10

Irangeles (2003)

"Dan Well's Kip is completely believable as an innocent, transplanted Kansan, although I'm not speaking from too much experience. Other than Dorothy and Toto, I can't think of any other Kansans I've ever interacted with."

Brandon Judell

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Jailbait (2006)

"Not since Tom Arnold was employed as another horny criminal, one who tried awfully hard to sexually abuse Edward Furlong in 2000's "Animal Factory," has a penitentiary movie been so undone by a charisma-less performance."

Brandon Judell

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Jargo (2005)

"A mind-numbing feature that will have you disparaging the future of Teutonic youth."

Brandon Judell

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John Tucker Must Die (2006)

"Criticizing a summer teen movie for not being high art is like yelling at a sociopath for being a serial killer."

Brandon Judell

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Keeping Mum (2006)

"Just when I thought I'd bore myself to death, having to tell yet another inquirer that the only must-see comedy of the moment was "Little Miss Sunshine," an almost equally fine option has arisen."

Brandon Judell

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Last Days (2005)

"[A] meditative masterpiece. Now how you'll greet a film with no plot, depends upon your partiality toward experimental cinema and the self-indulgence of a heroin-addicted icon"

Brandon Judell

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Macbeth (2007)

"this production gives The Sopranos a run for the money when it comes to blood-laden butchery. Not once but twice does this Macbeth saunter about splattered with hemoglobin from head to foot, looking very Carrie-like, post-bucket spilling."

Brandon Judell

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10/10

The Mother (2004)

"One day I'll be an old bloat. One day I will be maybe eighty. People are going to look at me and they're going to go, "He's an old man.""

Brandon Judell

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My Father My Lord (2008)

"Not unlike Amos Gitai's Kadosh (1999), this is a saga of how an unconscious misinterpretation of religion can disintegrate a family instead of enhancing its life experience."

Brandon Judell

  
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