The Da Vinci Code (2006)

"So, does The Da Vinci Code live up to the hype? Sort of. It's not a terrible film by any stretch, but it's not perfect either."

Dan in Real Life (2007)

"I prefer a little more dysfunction in my dysfunctional family comedies."

Dances with Wolves (1990)

"Kevin Costner makes a good movie before falling into a pit of garbage."

Dark Water (2005)

"About half-way through the movie, I wanted to stand up and scream, 'Okay, I get it! Jennifer Connelly is a great actor! Can we just get on with the story, please?'"

Darkness (2003)

"There’s still a lot of European feel to Darkness, which can sometimes be off-putting to American audiences."

The Darwin Awards (2006)

"If writer/director Finn Taylor could have made up his mind about the movie he was making, it would have held together better."

Dave Chappelle's Block Party (2006)

"reminiscent of the rockumentaries from the 1970s and 1980s which showed artists taking themselves much too seriously"

Day Watch (2007)

"While it's not as good as the first film, Day Watch is a nice alternative to the American horror flicks that have been polluting the cinemas this year."

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)

"Hilarious and seamless!"

Dead Silence (2007)

"It's a sad state of affairs when you're more interested in the horror movie trailers that play before the feature film."

Death of a President (2006)

"Don't waste your time being offended by Death of a President. This reeking excuse of a mockumentary deserves to be completely forgotten."

Death Race 2000 (1975)

"a must see for so many people - science fiction fans, satirists, action movie buffs, 70s film aficionados and anyone who likes an over-the-top film"

Deceived (1991)

"Substandard 90s thriller."

Deep Blue (2005)

"The information you find inside may not be anything more than you haven't garnered from watching Animal Planet, but it is an extremely well made and well shot piece."

Delgo (2008)

"If the cast is too large or filled with name actors (often many of which are heading down the has-been road), the film is going to suck."

Demolition Man (1993)

"Not a bad mid-90s sci fi flick - and with a young Sandra Bullock in spandex to boot!"

The Departed (2006)

"Scorsese differentiates it from everything else he's ever done. The guy might as well retire now because I don't see how he's going to top this one."

The Descent (2006)

"a gripping journey into madness"

Desperate Housewives - The Complete Third Season (2006)

"Marc Cherry continues to show his short-sightedness by killing storylines too quickly and never quite knowing where things are heading."

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

"Sure, it's a non-stop cavalcade of tasteless jokes and crude sexual humor, but there's nothing wrong with that. I like tasteless jokes and crude sexual humor."

The Devil's Rejects (2005)

"Much better than the cinematic cesspool of substandard 70s horror remakes we’ve been seeing lately."

Dexter - The Complete Third Season

"The show allows us to live vicariously through a sociopath with a heart of gold, as we are constantly frustrated with the evil in the world."

Dinocroc (2004)

"With a name like Dinocroc, you know you ain't getting 2001: A Space Odyssey. You're not even getting 2001: A Space Travesty."

A Dirty Shame (2004)

"I, for one, am glad to see some good old fashioned John Waters trash rise from the ashes again."

Disney Princess Stories Volume 3: Beauty Shines From Within

"This segment of the collection digs up old cartoons from the Disney animated television series vault."