Splat 2/5 |
Failure to Launch (2006) |
"the best scenes of the movie are unrelated to the overall plot and involve the supporting cast... If only the movie was about them instead." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Fall Guy - The Complete First Season (1981) |
"Made with an A-Team mentality... The Fall Guy is good, clean Reagan-era fun." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Family Guy - Volume 4 (2006) |
"deftly written, refusing to just garner a laugh from a simple fart noise or sex joke. Rather, each use of profanity or offensive device is backed up" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Family Guy Presents Blue Harvest (2007) |
"instead of doing a half-hearted rip-off, they made a perfect match of the two pop culture phenomena" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Family Stone (2005) |
"After a bit of a rocky start, The Family Stone blossoms into a beautifully crafted morass of dysfunctionality." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
The Fantastic Four (1994) |
"The Fantastic Four is a must see for any lover of bad movies. It’s that awful." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Fantastic Four (2005) |
"There was nothing that I could point to and say, “That was stupid.” Considering the atomic wasteland of superhero properties committed to film, that’s saying a lot." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) |
"Fans of either artist may not think that Wes Anderson and Roald Dahl could mate to make such a clever and intriguing film, but it works in a miraculous way." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
Fast & Furious (2009) |
"The plot is utterly incomprehensible, but the legions of street racing fans hopped up on NOS and Full Throttle energy drink aren't going to care." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Fast Food Nation (2006) |
"Linklater opted for his typical chatty, meandering, plotless moviemaking to present the non-story." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Father of the Bride (1991) |
"It is an adorable little film that has not lost its spark in the past fifteen years." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Fatso (1980) |
"Fatsoes unite and check this film out. It will help you remember that you're not alone in your fight." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1/5 |
Feast (2006) |
"Anyone who has ever followed the Project Greenlight television show probably will agree that... the movies all suck... Feast does not turn this around." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Feast of Love (2007) |
"it was definitely an interesting movie that caught my attention more than I ever expected it would" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 5/5 |
The Film Crew - Hollywood After Dark (1968) |
"As a die-hard MST fan, these new films are like a breath of fresh air. What was missing from my entertainment life has been found again." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
The Final Cut (2004) |
"The Final Cut embodies the true essence of speculative fiction." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1.5/5 |
The Final Destination (2009) |
"a series of missed opportunities and imitative filmmaking. If you want to see it, it's barely worth springing the extra cash for the 3D ticket" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Final Destination 3 (2006) |
"it's easily the funniest movie of the year" |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
Fire in the Sky (1993) |
"Lame-brain version of a classic UFO abduction." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Fired Up (2009) |
"Call me crazy, but as a red-blooded American male, I enjoy watching hot girls in skimpy outfits jump around on the movie screen." |
Kevin Carr |
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Firehouse Dog (2007) |
"Kevin Carr interiews Josh Hutcherson (includes audio and written interview)" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Firestarter (1984) |
"Stephen King didn't like it, but it really ain't that bad." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Firewall (2006) |
"Isn't Harrison Ford getting too old for this?" |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1.5/5 |
First Daughter (2004) |
"I would expect a lot worse when the film comes from the mind of Jerry O’Connell. I hope he doesn’t quit his day job." |
Kevin Carr |
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First Snow (2007) |
"Kevin Carr interviews Mark Fergus, director of First Snow (links to audio and written interview)" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
A Fish Called Wanda (1988) |
"No pun intended, but all the stars aligned for this film. It was the perfect blend of British and American humor." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Flashdance (1983) |
"a beautiful piece of retro culture" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Flesh and Bone (1993) |
"A nice, heavy movie, if a bit depressing." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Flightplan (2005) |
"I was so annoyed with Foster’s character that I hoped the air marshal would put a bullet in her brain and thus end the misery for the audience." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
The Flintstones (1994) |
"You'd get a better story watching old Flintstones reruns." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Fly (1986) |
"Few films caused so much buzz in the horror world than The Fly." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Fly II (1989) |
"It has some of the most graphic blood effects I’ve seen, including a head popping like a zit under and elevator and a man whose face is dissolved away in corrosive fly vomit." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Flyboys (2006) |
"Weak on story, but strong on action, Flyboys is actually worth seeing for the effects alone." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
The Fog (2005) |
"Like watching a cut-rate Roger Corman rip-off of a big Hollywood film, only the tables are ironically turned. The big budget studio version seems pale in comparison." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Fool's Gold (2008) |
"along the lines of Romancing the Stone or Six Days, Seven Nights... without the old man macking on the lesbian" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 5/5 |
Forbidden Planet (1956) |
"One of the most influential science fiction films of the 1950s." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Forever Young (1992) |
"Decent romance mixed with 1950s-ish sci-fi." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) |
"the unrated cut of the film on DVD is definitely worth it" |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
The Forgotten (2004) |
"...felt like a mid-list X-Files episode..." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Four Brothers (2005) |
"It’s got everything you’d want to see in a film – violence, revenge and a hot Latina girlfriend." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Four Christmases (2008) |
"ideal for anyone who thinks their family is the most dysfunctional during the holidays and yearns to be proved wrong" |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1/5 |
Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994) |
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Kevin Carr |
Splat 1.5/5 |
The Fourth Kind (2009) |
"nothing more than a science fiction version of a Michael Moore movie. It makes wild claims that it's the utter truth, and if you go in with blinders you might like it" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Fox and the Hound (1981) |
"It was a self-contained story that didn't try to change the world, and that was part of its charm." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Fox And The Hound 2 (2006) |
"The Fox and the Hound 2 is never going to live down as a classic, but it isn't terrible. It falls somewhere in the middle of the Disney DVD sequel spectrum." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Frankenhood (2008) |
"Frankenhood has heart (pun intended). It just lacks some major focus." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
Frankenstein Unbound (1990) |
"about what you'd expect from Roger Corman... without the boobs" |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Fred Claus (2007) |
"Because of the PG rating, the comedy had to be somewhat clean, which crippled Vaughn's improv style." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Freedom Writers (2007) |
"I've seen most of this before in other films... But if you like this kind of movie, it shouldn't be a waste." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Freedomland (2005) |
"The realities of the story are like those of real life. They're complicated. Pardon the pun, but nothing is ever so black and white." |
Kevin Carr |