Tomato 3.5/5 |
Madagascar (2005) |
"Madagascar revels in its own silliness and does so unapologetically." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) |
"It is the wayward penguins who are the heart and soul of the picture. Why else did they score so much screen time in the trailers?" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) |
"packaged with a DVD of The Penguins of Madagascar... I found the bonus DVD to be even better than the main feature." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1/5 |
Mafia! (1998) |
"Stinky attempt to recapture the magic of "Airplane."" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3D (2005) |
"Magnificent Desolation is restricted by the fact that it wasn’t actually shot on the moon. The best footage was one giant special effect, and that lessened its impact." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Major League (1989) |
"The absurdity of the Indians winning the pennant in 1989 helped make the film a lot of fun, and it was a great little fantasy for Tribe fans back in the day." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Mamma Mia! (2008) |
"It wasn't a perfect adaptation, but it definitely captured the flavor, spirit and fun of the original material." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Man (2005) |
"As I was watching the movie, something strange happened... I started laughing." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1/5 |
Manos, The Hands of Fate (1966) |
"HILARIOUS! (only on MST-3K, that is...)" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 5/5 |
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) |
"While Blustery Day won an Oscar, all three cartoons deserved it." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Marley & Me (2008) |
"Dog lovers will get swept up in the movie's emotion... Cat people... well, you might just want to sit this one out." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Marley & Me (2008) |
"a film that reveals the reality of dog ownership. It's a heartwarming movie and one that touched my heart, no matter how deliberate it was in pulling my emotional strings." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
The Marsh (2006) |
"not solidly tied together with all the elements of filmmaking, but there are some good aspects of the movie" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Masters of Horror - Dario Argento: Jenifer (2005) |
"There's a tenderness there that Argento is able to weave into the story." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Masters of Horror - John Landis: Deer Woman (2005) |
"Landis directs the horror elements very straight, even when the subject matter is so ludicrous. What you end up with is a pretty hysterical piece of television." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 4/5 |
Masters of Horror - Lucky McKee: Sick Girl (2005) |
"Yes, it's got a big, nasty insect and some nice shock scenes, but ultimately it is a love story for those of us with a creepy side." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Masters of Horror - Takashi Miike: Imprint (2006) |
"Trust me, this is hard to watch, even for the die-hard horror fan." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
Material Girls (2006) |
"seems more of an ode to Paris and Nicky Hilton than a decent vehicle for these sisters" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Max Fleischer's Superman (1943) |
"Even put up against today's animation, the Max Fleischer Superman cartoons hold up with incredible integrity" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Max Payne (2008) |
"Two words sum up my favorite parts of this film: 'Olga' and 'Mila'" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Max Payne (2008) |
"Your quintessential guy film. If you have any significant level of testosterone in your blood stream, you'll find something to enjoy about it." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Mean Girls (2004) |
"The film boasts a solidly female cast, and its' a well cast film at that." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Meatballs (1979) |
"It's a classic, but not as good as you might remember." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Meet Dave (2008) |
"There's a scene where [Eddie Murphy] poops coins out of his butt. If that's funny to you, you'll like this film." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1/5 |
Meet the Spartans (2008) |
"You could teach a college course on what not to do in a comedy by showing Meet the Spartans." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 3/5 |
Melinda and Melinda (2005) |
"The comic side isn’t really that comic." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992) |
"A solid sci-fi movie, suffering only from a terrible marketing campaign." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Messengers (2007) |
"The first half is very well done, making it one of the best haunted house movies since The Grudge." |
Kevin Carr |
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The Messengers (2007) |
"Kevin Carr interviews Kristen Stewart." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
Miami Vice (2006) |
"I guess I was expecting too much of the old television show in this movie, and it didn't deliver any of that. They didn't even use the theme song, for crying out loud." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Michael Jackson's This Is It (2009) |
"It was rough and half-baked, and even the big production numbers don't come off well." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Michael Moore Hates America (2004) |
"Don't let the title fool you. Instead of a hit piece on Michael Moore's politics, Wilson examines his techniques, particularly the dishonest approaches he uses in filmmaking." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Mickey Mouse Club - The Best Of Britney, Justin, And Christina (2005) |
"Knowing what grotesque celebrity Frankensteins Britney, Justin and Christina grew into only makes these old shows less watchable." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Million Dollar Baby (2004) |
"It's above average. But it ain’t the greatest of the year. Sorry, Clint." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Mindhunters (2005) |
"At least it’s better than Harlin’s last film, that dreadful Exorcist prequel." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
Miracle at St. Anna (2008) |
"Watching these characters try to be worthy of a hero's film over the course of two and a half hours was simply excruciating." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 5/5 |
Miracle on 34th Street (1947) |
"Christmas wouldn't be complete without it." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Mirrors (2008) |
"I love a good horror movie, and this offered something different from slasher remakes and zombie flicks." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Mischief (1985) |
"A must-see for Kelly Preston fans." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005) |
"This movie made me laugh." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
Miss March (2009) |
"written and directed by Cregger and Moore... they can definitely do short-form sketch comedy, but their handle on the 90-minute movie has a bit to be desired" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Mission: Impossible III (2006) |
"This may be Tom Cruise's movie, but the real star is J.J. Abrams from start to finish. Our favorite nutcase Scientologist neither harmed nor helped the movie along." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
Missionary Man (2007) |
"a clear homage to the standard western story of a stranger riding into town to save the day" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Monster House (2006) |
"strikes the perfect mix for children and adults" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Monster Squad (1987) |
"It can be a bit scary for the youngest of viewers, but it's a fun ride nonetheless, for new and old fans alike." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Monster-in-Law (2005) |
"Jane Fonda came back from the dead, and Jennifer Lopez came back from Gigli to make the new comedy Monster-in-Law." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 5/5 |
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983) |
"Perfect Python!" |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Morgan Stewart's Coming Home (1987) |
"even with the Alan Smithee label, Morgan Stewart's Coming Home isn't bad at all" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Mr. 3000 (2004) |
"Like romantic comedies, sports movies follow a basic formula. It’s not a good idea to deviate from it much, and there’s no need to worry about Mr. 3000 here." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005) |
"Married people - or at least people in long-term, live-in relationships - will appreciate it far more than your basic teenage action geek." |
Kevin Carr |