Splat 2.5/5 |
Take the Lead (2006) |
"Ballroom dancing... Is there anyone else out there who things we should give it a rest?" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Taken (2009) |
"It's the action that is key. Neeson's character doesn't just open up a can of whup-ass on the kidnappers. He opens up a whole bucket of whup-ass." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) |
"the main question that you need to ask yourself in determining whether you'll like The Taking of Pelham 123 is whether you believe that John Travolta can be a badass" |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
Taking Woodstock (2009) |
"I needed to take a shower after just watching the film." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Tale of Despereaux (2008) |
"this movie really isn't a tale of Despereaux at all. It could have been as accurately called The Tale of Soup" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) |
"Will Ferrell as a NASCAR driver? You just don't get any funnier than that." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Taps (1981) |
"It examines the danger of power without leadership, and it also reveals what can happen when your home is threatened." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
Tarzan (1999) |
"this film had its own Jar Jar Binks to deal with: Rosie O’Donnell" |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1/5 |
Tarzan and the Lost City (1998) |
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Kevin Carr |
Tomato 5/5 |
Team America: World Police (2004) |
"Team America: World Police is one of the ballsiest films to hit American cinema screens this year." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 0/5 |
Teen Wolf Too (1987) |
"Why? Oh, god, Whyyyyyy?" |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
Terminator Salvation (2009) |
"the whole ordeal made me fantasize about building a time machine so I could send a cyborg into the past to terminate McG's mother before she could give birth to him" |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1/5 |
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994) |
"A cheap rip-off with a story and ending that made no f-ing sense!" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Thank You For Smoking (2006) |
"I'd be more apt to label Thank You for Smoking as an anti-lobbyist movie, but the filmmakers really only take shots at the one side of the lobby." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Thanksgiving Family Reunion (2003) |
"This made-for-TV mess seems to be cast by the “Who’s Got a Mortgage Payment Due” agency." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
That 70s Show - Season 1 (1998) |
"of ramming a message into our faces, we just have fun watching the teenagers make idiots of themselves." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
That 70s Show - Season 4 (2001) |
"Kelso never got any depth, which is a good thing. And Fez was made more and more weird, which also was a good thing." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
That 70s Show - Season 5 (2002) |
"I'm impressed with how the writers have continued the stories without bogging themselves down" |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1/5 |
That's So Raven - Disguise the Limit (2004) |
"It’s enough to make someone puke." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1.5/5 |
That's So Raven - Raven's House Party (2004) |
"To say I dislike That's So Raven is like saying Osama bin Laden has a tiny issue with the United States." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) |
"if you opt to buy the BluRay or the 3-disc special edition, you'll get a copy of the original 1951 film bundled with the set" |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) |
"Keanu Reeves plays an alien who doesn't talk much and shows no emotion. I really think he has found his perfect role." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Polar Express (2004) |
"The positives are more technological than character driven, which has been the problem that director Robert Zemeckis has faced since he won the Oscar for Forrest Gump." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
There Will Be Blood (2007) |
"No one is the perfect, untouchable moralist... This is, in fact, the strongest truth behind the movie" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
They Live (1988) |
"An excellent Carpenter film, if you can get past the fight scene." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
Thr3e (2007) |
"about half-way through the film, I started to get a sinking feeling that this was leading to a giant cliche" |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2/5 |
Through The Fire (2005) |
"a side of basketball that often goes unrevealed" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Tick vs. Season 1 (1994) |
"a uniquely clever series that should cause any fan of the genre to chuckle" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005) |
"Tim Burton fans will love this film. To them, it should be a religious experience." |
Kevin Carr |
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Tinker Bell (2008) |
"A Q&A with TinkerBell Filmmakers" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Tinker Bell (2008) |
"Tinker Bell has been given the star treatment. There's plenty of material to mine from Pixie Hollow, which will hopefully provide a rich source for future films." |
Kevin Carr |
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Tinker Bell (2008) |
"TinkerBell Preview and the Tao of John Lasseter" |
Kevin Carr |
- |
Tinker Bell (2008) |
"Video clips from the movie "Tinker Bell"" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
To Catch a Thief (1955) |
"should keep you guessing while you have a chance to see the veiled sexual relationship between Grant and Kelly's characters" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) |
"I was turned on, and it really confused me." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Tom & Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale |
"What gives this show life is its deft use of the classical music, much in the way the old Warner Bros. cartoons would do." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Tooth Fairy (2006) |
"The gore scenes deliver in spades, and I give a lot of credit to the filmmakers for keeping the monster away from making stupid jokes as it kills people." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Top Gun (1986) |
"Like many films from its decade, Top Gun is steeped in 80s culture %u2013 from the top 40 music to the clothing styles." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Top Secret |
"I've loved most of what the ZAZ team has put together, going back as far as Kentucky Fried Movie, and this 1984 release was one of their best films to date." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 5/5 |
Toy Story (1995) |
"My 2-year-old runs around yelling, 'Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!' If that’s not a testament to the power this movie has to connect to children, I don’t know what is." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 5/5 |
Toy Story 2 (1999) |
"With very rare exceptions - sequels are not nearly as good as the original. However, leave it to the folks at Pixar to manufacture the quintessential exception to this rule." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 3/5 |
Track Down (2000) |
"a huge improvement over some of the dreadful hacker scenes in movies like Swordfish" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) |
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is everything that made the first film awesome and terrible at the same time... to a factor of ten." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Transporter 2 (2005) |
"nothing more than a ninety minute car commercial" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 3/5 |
Transporter 3 (2008) |
"Don't go expecting any plot. Any at all. Just look for some excellent action, a badass Jason Statham and a red-headed sexpot." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1.5/5 |
The Trial of Billy Jack (1974) |
"Billy Jack plays a lesser role, and while he experiences his vision quest in search of a balance between pacifism and ***-kicking, he’s not the focus. And that hurts the film." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 1.5/5 |
The Tripper (2007) |
"too many moments just didn't make sense or work in the slightest for somebody sober" |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Tropic Thunder (2008) |
"One of the funniest films of the year... worth a first look, or a second one if you already caught it in the theaters." |
Kevin Carr |
Tomato 4/5 |
Tsotsi (2006) |
"This film won the Oscar for best foreign language film, and it is well deserved." |
Kevin Carr |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Turistas (2006) |
"It's only a few weeks before Christmas, and do you know what that means?... it means horror movies about human organ trafficking." |
Kevin Carr |
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