Splat 5/10 |
Facing Windows (2003) |
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Tony Medley |
Splat 5/10 |
Factory Girl (2007) |
"...drags through its 91 minutes,...wasting Oscar-caliber performances by Miller and Pearce." |
Tony Medley |
Splat 5/10 |
Factotum (2006) |
"When you're a writer you are compelled to write and this film captures that compulsion...but it's very slow." |
Tony Medley |
Splat 1/10 |
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) |
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Tony Medley |
Splat 0/10 |
Failure to Launch (2006) |
"A good alternate to the death penalty, watching this movie over and over and over. That, my friends, is what is called a fate worse than death." |
Tony Medley |
Splat 3/10 |
Fantastic Four (2005) |
"...another comic book movie with a lot of special effects. ...a complete waste of time.
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Tony Medley |
Splat 0/10 |
Far From Heaven (2002) |
"An ignorant, false, bigoted, boring, pretentious film that could have been made by Eisenstein in the Kremlin under Joseph Stalin in 1938." |
Tony Medley |
Splat 4/10 |
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) |
"This movie is for freshmen only because it doesn't rise to the level of being sophomoric." |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 8/10 |
Fateless (2006) |
"For anyone who wants to know what living through the Holocaust was like, this is the movie.
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Tony Medley |
Splat 2/5 |
Father Goose (1964) |
"Not up to Grant's stature" |
Tony Medley |
Splat 5/10 |
Femme Fatale (2002) |
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Tony Medley |
Splat 5/10 |
Fever Pitch (2005) |
"Formulaic attempt at romantic comedy. Fallon and his fellow Red Sox fans are dumber and more unrealistic than the jerks in beer commercials." |
Tony Medley |
Splat 3/10 |
Find Me Guilty (2006) |
"... not funny... (and) irresponsible, picturing sociopathic killers and racketeers as clownish buffoons. What's next for Lumet and his crew; a musical comedy about John Gotti?" |
Tony Medley |
Splat 1/10 |
Finding Amanda (2008) |
"This vulgar film, replete with vile language and graphic descriptions of sex acts, degrades our culture. Even George Carlin might find it offensive." |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 8/10 |
Finding Home (2003) |
"Captivating cinematography by Jeffrey Seckendorf and a charming performance by the still beautiful Genèvieve Bujold highlight a multi-tiered love story inside a delightful mystery." |
Tony Medley |
Splat 6/10 |
Finding Neverland (2004) |
"This is slow; every time I looked at my watch during the first 45 minutes, it seemed that the 101-minute running time had longer to go than the last time I looked." |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 8/10 |
Firewall (2006) |
"Despite straining credulity, it's surprisingly tense and well-paced." |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 4/5 |
A Fish Called Wanda (1988) |
"Cleese at the top of his game" |
Tony Medley |
Splat 6/10 |
Flags of Our Fathers (2006) |
"Eastwood's retelling has enough questionable tales that make it seem revisionist. It's a good enough story to tell it straight without straining to make some negative points." |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 10/10 |
Flawless (1999) |
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Tony Medley |
Splat 4/10 |
Flight of the Phoenix (2004) |
"Another unwanted, unneeded remake. The mind boggles that Dennis Quaid, delivering more corny lines, is stepping into the role of the legendary Jimmy Stewart." |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 10/10 |
Flightplan (2005) |
"plunges almost immediately into the suspense and maintains it throughout, highlighted by terrific performances by Foster, Sarsgaard, and Bean." |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 10/10 |
Flyboys (2006) |
"Sure, it's schmaltzy. But this doesn't pretend to be something it's not. It's a 124-minute old-fashioned, John Wayne-type, feel good war movie. And what's wrong with that? I loved it." |
Tony Medley |
Splat 3/10 |
Fool's Gold (2008) |
"Maybe the most telling commentary is that Even though the two leading actresses spend much of their time in bikinis, the largest breasts in the film belong to Matthew McConaughey." |
Tony Medley |
Splat 5/10 |
For Your Consideration (2006) |
"The best I can say for this is that a Guest fan might find it moderately entertaining." |
Tony Medley |
Splat 6/10 |
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) |
"Even though the Hawaii locations are beautiful, without Russell Brand this film would be a big dud." |
Tony Medley |
Splat 5/10 |
Four Brothers (2005) |
"An unremarkable, mediocre remake of John Wayne’s “The Sons of Katie Elder” without Wayne's charisma and with an ending that is not credible." |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 9/10 |
Fracture (2007) |
"With lots of twists and turns in the plot, and smart and witty dialogue, this movie is such fun." |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 10/10 |
Freaky Friday (2003) |
"I now understand why I’ve had to sit through all the truly awful movies I’ve seen this summer. The Almighty was preparing me for Freaky Friday." |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 7/10 |
Freedom Writers (2007) |
"Despite dubious credibility, it's an entertaining, if misandristic, movie." |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 8/10 |
Frida (2002) |
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Tony Medley |
Tomato 7/10 |
Friday Night Lights (2004) |
"far too long with too many magnolious collisions on the field with little consequence, pretty much a movie without a premise." |
Tony Medley |
Splat 5/10 |
Friends With Money (2006) |
"A mysandristic chick flick in the worst sense of the word." |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 5/5 |
From Here to Eternity (1953) |
"One of the best of all time." |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Front Page (1974) |
"not up to the original" |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 7/10 |
Fun with Dick and Jane (2005) |
"Parison keeps the action well paced so that there is not one minute that drags. This is a comedy of ultimate revenge. At 90 minutes, it's silly and enjoyable." |
Tony Medley |
Splat 2/5 |
Funeral in Berlin (1966) |
"disjointed and disappointing" |
Tony Medley |
Tomato 7/10 |
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006) |
"...a strange movie, but it is interesting and the acting is superb, with Oscar-quality performances by both Kidman and Downey." |
Tony Medley |