Tomato B-
The X-Files Mythology - Vol. 3: Colonization (1997)
"This set does finally make some sense out of the whole colonization mess."
Tony Whitt
Tomato
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
"Friggin' fantastic..."
Arnold T. Blumberg
"It's ripcord filmmaking, with paint-by-numbers emotionalism. While [Ratner's] preoccupation with surface thrill still makes for a generally pleasing comic book movie, it shortchanges the depth we've come to expect from the X-Men franchise."
Brent Simon
Splat
"It's a mutant smorgasbord, and most of the characters suffer as a result. 'We need more mutants in leather,' I can hear a studio exec yelling. 'And give them tattoos too! That way we know they're bad guys!'"
Scott Collura
Splat D-
XXX (2002)
"If this were porn it would be cross-catalogued under 'gonzo/wall-to-wall.' And it still wouldn’t be the good kind."
Splat F
XXX: State of the Union (2005)
"I flat-out defy the filmmakers... to logically explain the course of action in the movie."
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