Splat F |
Halloween (2007) |
"John Carpenter can rest easy; any self-respecting horror fan will forget this film even exists by the time the real Halloween rolls around this year." |
Bill Clark |
Splat D- |
Halloween: Resurrection (2002) |
"A pretty funny comedy starring the one, the only, the incomparable...Busta Rhymes." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A- |
The Hangover (2009) |
"The Hangover is a breathless stroke of comedic genius; one of those movies where, when it comes out on DVD and you have a bunch of friends over, you won't be able to watch just one scene." |
Bill Clark |
Splat D- |
Happily N'Ever After (2007) |
"Limping into theaters at the least admirable time of year, the film is a disaster on a scale we may not have seen yet in this genre. That would make it a new low." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C- |
Happy Feet (2006) |
"Happy Feet certainly has elements that work -- the stunning animation as well as many of the musical numbers, even if they are overused -- but taken as a whole it isn't that happy after all." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B |
Happy Gilmore (1996) |
"A bigtime guilty pleasure for me." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B |
Hard to Kill (1990) |
"Brainless entertainment...and I mean that as a compliment." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B- |
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) |
"While Guantanamo Bay isn't as consistently funny as its predecessor, it does capitalize on the fact that the world is even more screwed up now than it was four years ago." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A- |
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) |
"A first-class adventure story loaded with spectacle, character, and heart." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C+ |
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) |
"In a series this good, there's bound to be a mild low point and it seems certain that Order of the Phoenix is it." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C+ |
The Haunting in Connecticut (2009) |
"It's one of those movies where the reactions of those around you may be more entertaining than the film itself." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C+ |
The Haunting in Connecticut (2009) |
"It's one of those movies where the reactions of those around you may be more entertaining than the film itself." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C |
The Heartbreak Kid (2007) |
"There are laughs to be had, but you'll be scratching your head once the screenplay flies completely off the rails into a ditch of sitcom cliches and painfully obvious, dragged-out humor." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C |
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) |
"We've come to expect a lot in recent years in terms of storytelling with Batman Begins and its ilk, and Hellboy II still feels like a relic from four years ago that hasn't evolved with the rest of the field." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B- |
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) |
"It's formula with a capital F, but the high-energy ridiculousness propels it to victory." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
Hero (2004) |
"Hero is a visual, emotional, and poetic masterpiece." |
Bill Clark |
Splat D |
Hide and Seek (2005) |
"What starts out as a promising take on a very serious issue is minced into another standard Hollywood offering." |
Bill Clark |
Splat D+ |
High Tension (2005) |
"Gorehounds will undoubtedly eat up these prolonged andcringe-inducing kills, but there's not much else for the rest of us." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B |
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) |
"The Hills Have Eyes is a solid horror film; it seems like a diamond in the rough compared to the innumerable god-awful remakes of late." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C- |
A History of Violence (2005) |
"A fine example of how a moody script and an overzealous director can bring a film down." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B |
Hitch (2005) |
"Harmless fun for the dating crowd." |
Bill Clark |
Splat D |
The Hitcher (2007) |
"The Hitcher kicks off with some road kill (literally), and never really gets much better from there." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C- |
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) |
"The big problem with Hitchhiker, and it is a crucial one, is that the middle section of the film really isn't that interesting." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C |
Hitman (2007) |
"Hitman may represent some progress in the video game adaptation genre, but it's not enough to recommend." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B+ |
Horrors of War (2007) |
"The film is a pleasantly ambitious smorgasbord of genres." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C |
Hostel (2006) |
"The PR hype machine loves Eli Roth, and I'm sure he loves it right back." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B- |
Hostel: Part II (2007) |
"...an improvement over its predecessor in that Roth keeps the tone more consistent and gives us more likable heroines, but we're all still waiting for Roth to bust out a truly genre-defining film." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
Hotel Rwanda (2004) |
"The film is an overwhelming, sad, and heartfelt achievement." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B- |
The House Bunny (2008) |
"Her [Faris'] charisma and comic timing, coupled with the schizophrenic script by Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith, makes The House Bunny a recommendable comedy." |
Bill Clark |
Splat D- |
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) |
"A disaster area." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
House of Sand and Fog (2003) |
"An intense drama with a brilliant performance by Ben Kingsley." |
Bill Clark |
Splat F |
House of the Dead (2003) |
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Exhibit A in the evidence that no more video games, under any conditions, should be made into movies." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B |
House of Wax (2005) |
"This is a well-made film with a lot more gore than you're expecting and a lot less humor than you're expecting." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B+ |
The Human Stain (2003) |
"The acting is phenomenal (especially Harris), and the film will be a nice challenge for those in search of one." |
Bill Clark |
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