Splat C- |
S.W.A.T. (2003) |
"Watching the wheels come off of S.W.A.T. is quite a sight." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B+ |
Santa Smokes (2004) |
"Made in 2002, Santa Smokes could rightfully be called the first incarnation of the 'bad Santa.'" |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
Saved! (2004) |
"I sat through this film with a perma-smile, and just thinking about it still makes me laugh." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A- |
Saw (2004) |
"The simple setup ropes us in immediately and never lets up, and some of the imagery will stick with even the most hardened viewer for days." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A- |
Saw II (2005) |
"Saw II is, all things considered, a superior film to the first installment." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
Scarface (1983) |
"What's left to say?" |
Bill Clark |
Splat C |
School for Scoundrels (2006) |
"Those who can't get enough of Heder's shtick will likely come away pleased, but those expecting a raucous, even offensive, comedy had best diminish their expectations." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
School of Rock (2003) |
"One of the best comedies in years...the film never sells out to itself." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
Screen Door Jesus (2005) |
"When a film comes along that confronts tough issues and manages to keep everything real without dividing its audience, it deserves massive praise." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C- |
Seed of Chucky (2004) |
"At least it knows it's bad." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C+ |
Semi-Pro (2008) |
"Had a script been written, I'm confident that we could have had a great comedy on our hands." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B+ |
Separate Lies (2005) |
"A vigorous drama that will deliver for mature adults." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B- |
Serial Mom (1994) |
"Not Waters' best by any means, but this irreverant black comedy entertains." |
Bill Clark |
Splat D |
Seven Pounds (2008) |
"Will Smith wants an Oscar. That much we understand. But if he thinks he can get one by playing a tragic character in very mediocre-to-bad movies, he's likely mistaken." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B- |
Sex and the City - The Movie (2008) |
"The fact of the matter is that this review doesn't matter." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B |
Shade (2004) |
"Shade is the kind of film that makes for a perfect Saturday night rental." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C- |
Shark Tale (2004) |
"The movie is clearly written and produced around the persona of Will Smith, which is either glorious news or cringe-inducing, depending upon who you are." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B+ |
Shoot 'Em Up (2007) |
"Simultaneously a spoof, throwback, and tribute to the ballets of violence that precede it, Shoot 'Em Up is the guilty pleasure of the year." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B |
Shoot to Kill (1988) |
"An underrated, well-directed action flick with a superb performance by Sidney Poitier." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B+ |
Shooter (2007) |
"Is it preposterous? You bet. Will the politics piss off a good number of people? Most definitely. Do the bad guys get it, and get it good? Oh yeah. I think I just summed up the pitch meeting." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B+ |
Shopgirl (2005) |
"It's about high time that we get a mature, poignant commentary on relationships as they unfold in reality." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B+ |
Shrek 2 (2004) |
"Shrek 2 is the rare sequel that can compete with the original." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B- |
Shrek the Third (2007) |
"DreamWorks, I beg of you, quit while you're ahead." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
A Simple Plan (1998) |
"A pre-Spiderman Sam Raimi delivers a stunningly powerful film about the consequences of greed." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A- |
The Simpsons Movie (2007) |
"A bewildering number of jokes are crammed into this feature, and it will take repeat viewings to catch it all. I have a feeling that this won't bother Simpsons fans in the slightest." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
Sin City (2005) |
"'They don't call it Sin City for nothing.'" |
Bill Clark |
Splat D+ |
Smart People (2008) |
"The film offers some witty one-liners, but it's largely a by-the-numbers affair that really just made me feel better about myself." |
Bill Clark |
Splat D+ |
Smokin' Aces (2007) |
"Sure, the film looks slick, but the screenplay is a mess and it only comes across as absurd that a film that has no regard for human life for its first 100 minutes asks us to stop and care for its final eight." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
Snakes on a Plane (2006) |
"Does the film deliver? Undeniably yes. Snakes On A Plane may, in fact, be in the top three most supremely entertaining films I have ever seen." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B |
Something New (2006) |
"The film is smart and, given the current state of this tired and dumbed-down genre, that's worth some extra bonus points right there." |
Bill Clark |
Splat D- |
Son of the Mask (2005) |
"None of the sequences take time to develop and buildup; they're just thrown at us mindlessly." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B- |
Soul Plane (2004) |
"Surprisingly enough (in fact, I am shocked), this film gets a lot of laughs." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
Spartan (2004) |
"A clinic for how this genre should be done." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
Speed (1994) |
"A taut, endlessly entertaining action spectacle. They really don't make them like this anymore." |
Bill Clark |
Splat D+ |
Speed Racer (2008) |
"The film is absurdly complicated for such a young demographic, and at 135 minutes it will be a monotonous chore for most others." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C- |
Spider-Man 3 (2007) |
"If anything, Spider-Man 3 is another rude awakening as to just how important character development, especially in regards to its villains, and pacing is." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
Star Trek (2009) |
"This is premier summer entertainment." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B+ |
Stardust (2007) |
"Stardust contains a little something for all types of moviegoers, but above all else it has a fetching story, some fun effects, and just the kind of "happily ever after" ending that the genre always promises." |
Bill Clark |
Splat F |
Stealth (2005) |
"Anyone with a Playstation 2, surround sound, and an aerial combat game can duplicate, if not surpass, this dismal display." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B+ |
Step Brothers (2008) |
"The majority of the gags, as crude as they can be, hit the mark and the interplay between Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly keeps the film from becoming a repetitive bore." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B+ |
Stop-Loss (2008) |
"Rather than dwell with a bunch of debating politicians, Peirce explores the serious psychological issues that many soldiers have upon return from any war." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C+ |
Street Kings (2008) |
"I was halfway expecting Leslie Nielsen to make a cameo appearance as the coroner." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato A |
Superbad (2007) |
"As much as it may scare a lot of parents out there, anyone who has been through the rigors and craziness of contemporary high school will find something to identify with." |
Bill Clark |
Splat C |
Superman Returns (2006) |
"There is something to be said for having the Man of Steel back on the silver screen for a tune-up, but that's really all it is -- same old story, all new presentation." |
Bill Clark |
Tomato B- |
Surf's Up (2007) |
"Surf's Up delivers the early summer escapist fun that kids and parents are looking for, and that's all that can really be asked of it." |
Bill Clark |
Splat D+ |
Syriana (2005) |
"...manages to take one of the hottest and most controversial topics in the world and turn it into a convoluted snooze fest. Color me shocked." |
Bill Clark |