Splat 2/5 |
C Me Dance (2009) |
"I'm just going to summarize C Me Dance with two simple words: HOLY CRAP!" |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 4/5 |
Campfire Tales (1996) |
"This is one campfire that will chill your bones instead of warming them." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Candy Snatchers (1973) |
"If you're interested in seeing the kinds of films that influenced Tarantino (as this must have), give The Candy Snatchers a chance." |
Johnny Butane |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Cannibal Campout (1988) |
"That this movie actually got made is amazing in and of itself, but that it got distributed is very telling about the time. How it got re-released on DVD, however, is anyone's guess." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Cannibal Holocaust (1980) |
"... there's nothing else out there even remotely like it." |
Johnny Butane |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Captivity (2007) |
"Those praying for the death of torture-porn can finally rejoice: Captivity not only hammers the final nail, it also buries the casket and pisses on the soil." |
Andrew Kasch |
Tomato 5/5 |
Carnivale - The Complete Second Season (2005) |
"Carnivale will be forever cherished by an ever-growing legion of fans and in a medium dominated by fads, there is perhaps no greater reward." |
Andrew Kasch |
Splat 2/5 |
Case 39 (2010) |
"I'm sure it will do decent business among the undemanding weekend-horror crowd and Zellweger fans when it eventually sees the light of day. Nobody else need apply." |
Uncle Creepy |
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The Cave (2005) |
"Interview with Cole Hauser for The Cave" |
Sean Clark |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Cave (2005) |
"...despite its shortcomings, The Cave does deliver on some of its promises." |
Uncle Creepy |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Cave (2005) |
"Somewhere in The Cave lies a good film. Maybe one day the good folks at Sony Pictures will dive deep into the all too obviously cut footage and restore it for us." |
Uncle Creepy |
Splat 0.5/5 |
The Cell 2 |
"Avoid. Avoid. Avoid. You've been warned." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 3/5 |
Cello (2005) |
"Cello may be surfing in on the backwash of a dying subgenre, but it has just enough going to keep it afloat." |
Andrew Kasch |
Tomato 4/6 |
Cemetery Man (1996) |
"what makes the movie so different and memorable is the fact that the humor inherit in the situation these characters find themselves in is played to the hilt." |
Johnny Butane |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Centerfold Girls (1977) |
"Even after over thirty years The Centerfold Girls holds its own. It's a classic whose intentions are still very clear and -- for what it is -- very effective." |
Uncle Creepy |
Splat 0.5/5 |
Chaos (2005) |
"Chaos is so hackneyed it's an insult to the horror genre and its fans." |
Andrew Kasch |
Splat 2/5 |
Cheerleader Camp (1988) |
"But if the audience were to slip a dollar into a peep show booth for instant satisfaction from this `80s slasher reject, it's likely they'd be asking for their money back." |
Ryan Rotten |
Tomato 4./5 |
Child's Play (1988) |
"Even after twenty years, Child's Play shows no ring rust. The little flick plays just as well now as it did in its heyday." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
The Children (2008) |
"This is a rare film that strikes a perfect chord between subtle and visceral scares, between the primal and the nightmarish, between surreal and survival horror...Tom Shankland delivers the most white-knuckled experience yet with The Children." |
Andrew Kasch |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Children of the Corn (1984) |
"[Blu-Ray Review] Another trip down another mediocre road but presented in a way that makes it hard not to admire." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 4/5 |
Chronicles of Riddick (2004) |
"[Blu-Ray DVD review] The Chronicles of Riddick may not have achieved the same level of cool and badassery of Pitch Black, but it still packs a hefty amount of punch" |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 3/5 |
Cinderella (2006) |
"It possesses a great sense of style and an interesting vision. The bloodshed and twisting storyline will likely keep viewers with the film from start to finish." |
Johnny Butane |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) |
"While it's obviously aimed at the "tween" crowd, we fail to see where this movie would appeal to even young viewers." |
Uncle Creepy |
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City Of Rott (2006) |
"Listen to Uncle Creepy's interview with Frank Sudol" |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 5/5 |
City Of Rott (2006) |
"I cannot recommend this enough." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 5/5 |
Class of 1984 (1982) |
"The Eighties were a really strange time for us all, and Class of 1984 serves as both a mirror and an omen." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 4/5 |
Cloverfield (2008) |
"It delivers on its simple promise of wild thrills and wanton destruction." |
Andrew Kasch |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Coffin Rock (2009) |
"The Australian outback looks beautiful on film, but you'll never feel particularly invested or shocked at what goes on during the runtime" |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Collector (2009) |
"Dunstan clearly delivers what horror fans desire: a leap from their seats." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 3/5 |
College Girl Murders (1967) |
"It certainly is a different sort of horror/whodunit, set to some shakealicious 60's music and featuring all sorts of repressed sexuality." |
Johnny Butane |
Splat 2/5 |
The Condemned (2007) |
"This is one train-wreck that's good for some unintentional laughs and best viewed with a lot of booze." |
Andrew Kasch |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Constantine (2005) |
"I went into this Constantine expecting the worst and came out wanting more" |
Sean Clark |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Cookers (2005) |
"Treating it as a drama, I can shower this film with tons of praise. But as a horror film, it doesn't stand a ghost of a chance." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 5/5 |
Coraline (2009) |
"Coraline is a spectacle you'll enjoy from start to finish." |
Uncle Creepy |
Splat 2/5 |
The Covenant (2006) |
"If you've seen the full trailer for The Covenant, well, you've seen just about all this movie has to offer." |
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Splat .5/5 |
The Covenant (2006) |
"The Covenant is like the great imitator. It wants to have King's New England atmosphere but over does it with constantly moody shots and strangely empty hallways of a dormitory." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 9/10 |
Crank High Voltage (2009) |
"Every element comes together to create a piece of gonzo genius we won't soon forget... I dare you not to love every minute of it." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Creep (2005) |
"Creep is a good time without asking too much of its audience, a film that knows how and why horror works." |
Johnny Butane |
Tomato 4/5 |
Creep (2005) |
"Creep does exactly what it sets out to do, and that is to deliver to us, its viewers, the scares that we long for while piling up a body count and laying on the gore." |
Uncle Creepy |
Splat 0/5 |
Creepshow 3 |
"An in name only third installment that is void of any character, depth, integrity, scares, or feeling." |
Uncle Creepy |
Splat 2/5 |
The Crow - Wicked Prayer (2005) |
"I wholeheartedly recommend it to ... those of you who can forgive heavy-handed direction and bad dialogue in exchange for an interesting storyline and a stylish look" |
Debi Moore |
Splat 2/5 |
The Crypt (2009) |
"There's not much to see, and the film is ultimately forgettable." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Cry_Wolf (2005) |
"If you want something that asks you to think along with it to keep up with the characters and plot, Cry_Wolf's a good place to be." |
Johnny Butane |
Splat 2/5 |
Cry_Wolf (2005) |
"Cry_Wolf mainly suffers from the pitfalls of thinking it's smarter than its audience. It plays like a made for TV after-school special." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 4/5 |
Cthulhu (2008) |
"High on ambition and originality and the closest we've come to a true H.P. Lovecraft film." |
Uncle Creepy |
Tomato 4/5 |
Cthulhu (2008) |
"Cthulhu is high on ambition and originality and the closest we've come to a true H.P. Lovecraft film." |
Uncle Creepy |
Splat 2/5 |
The Curse of El Charro (2005) |
"A mildly interesting slasher film that doesn't have all that much to boast about other than a special guest appearance by Lemmy Kilmeister of Motorhead fame." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Curse of Halloween (2006) |
"Curse of Halloween is an amateur film - a total backyard production - made by people that decided to make a movie without much of any resources or the understanding that movies are meant to be watched by people other than just the people that made it and" |
The Foywonder |
Splat 1/5 |
The Curse of Lizzie Borden |
"The real curse of Lizzie Borden is a really bad movie that's so tedious it's enough to drive a person to commit an axe murder." |
The Foywonder |
Splat 0.5/5 |
Curse of the Zodiac (2007) |
"The sorry fact is that Curse of the Zodiac is a total mess!" |
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