Splat 2/4 |
Jaan-E-Mann (2006) |
"The film's transition from sight gags to tear-stained family drama is especially abrupt, and most of the musical sequences are undistinguished." |
Maitland McDonagh |
Splat |
Jack Frost (1998) |
"The entire second half of this film is almost unbearable and the first half isn't all that much better." |
Thom Bennett |
Tomato |
Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis (2007) |
"Mary Jordan's documentary is an impressive, fascinating achievement." |
David Noh |
Splat |
The Jackal (1997) |
"There's a certain novelty factor at work here that may appeal to die-hard Willis fans... As to everyone else, it's hard to imagine why they'd want to bother." |
Maitland McDonagh |
Tomato |
Jackass: Number Two (2006) |
"You laugh, you cringe, you wonder what the hell modern civilization is coming to." |
David Noh |
Splat |
Jackass: The Movie (2002) |
"Honestly, where's the comedy in watching a semi-conscious and bleeding Knoxville wondering out loud if he has a concussion?" |
Ethan Alter |
Splat |
The Jacket (2005) |
"This patchwork of horror, time travel, romance, medical and war drama with a thriller through-line suggests an unfortunate case of too many designers in the atelier." |
Doris Toumarkine |
Tomato |
Jackie Brown (1997) |
"A modest crime thriller." |
Maitland McDonagh |
Splat |
Jackpot (2001) |
"Unfortunately, Jackpot's road-pic theme is the sole justification for its big-screen treatment." |
Doris Toumarkine |
Splat |
Jailbait (2006) |
"Loaded with talent but not much else." |
Doris Toumarkine |
Tomato |
Jakob the Liar (1999) |
"Ultimately appreciated more for what it doesn't do than what it does." |
Harry Haun |
Tomato |
James Ellroy: Demon Dog of American Crime Fiction (1993) |
"The best thing filmmaker Reinhard Jud does is nothing: He just lets Ellroy be Ellroy, and you could hardly ask for more." |
Maitland McDonagh |
Tomato |
James' Journey to Jerusalem (2003) |
"Alexandrowicz's vitriolic wit is reserved for the secret part of all of us that idealizes the rewards of the road." |
Maria Garcia |
Splat |
The Jane Austen Book Club (2007) |
"The ick-making factor of so much pat sentimentality becomes overwhelming well before the final scene, which has everyone blissfully paired up." |
David Noh |
Tomato |
Janice Beard 45 WPM (2002) |
"A poignant coming-of-age story about a young woman never embittered by her shortcomings, or by the imperfections of those she loves." |
Maria Garcia |
Tomato |
Japanese Story (2004) |
"The film's subject matter isn’t exactly an audience-grabber, but those interested in award-worthy acting turns could do a lot worse than checking out Collette's outstanding work." |
Lewis Beale |
Tomato |
Jar City (2008) |
"While the murder mystery seems somewhat familiar, at least the style enriches the substance." |
Eric Monder |
Splat |
Jarhead (2005) |
"The film's mixed messages about war and the Marines may be an attempt by director Sam Mendes not to provoke his audience, but it leaves Jarhead weirdly unresolved." |
Daniel Eagan |
Splat |
Jason X (2002) |
"Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'summer camp.'" |
Eric Monder |
Splat |
Jawbreaker (1998) |
"Desperately wants to be an edgy, ultra-hip black comedy along the lines of 'Heathers,' with the 'Grand Guignol' aspects of 'Carrie' thrown in for good measure. Unhappily, writer-director Darren Stein fatally lacks the requisite wit to bring it off." |
David Noh |
Tomato |
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) |
"Smith's work is as uneven as ever, but unlike in the past, the director gleefully surrenders any pretense toward making a 'good' or 'serious' film, and the effect is somewhat liberating." |
Eric Monder |
Splat |
Jeanne and the Perfect Guy (1998) |
"This odd mix doesn't work, nor do the Demyesque song-and-dance numbers, which are musically unmemorable." |
Doris Toumarkine |
Tomato |
Jeepers Creepers (2001) |
"Brennan ... turns in a nice comic turn that is well worth waiting for." |
Ed Kelleher |
Splat |
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) |
"This sequel to the sleeper horror flick is a stinker." |
Doris Toumarkine |
Tomato |
Jellyfish (2008) |
"The fact that you care about each and every one of these people is testament to the filmmakers' understanding and abiding humanity." |
David Noh |
Splat |
Jerichow (2009) |
"A modern-day, Teutonic Postman Always Rings Twice? Yes, Jerichow is just that, but minus the needed passion or suspense." |
Eric Monder |
Splat |
Jersey Girl (2004) |
"This is not the hard, cutting-edge Kevin. This is the soft and runny Kevin, trying (a little too hard) to work within the system. It's lame, man." |
Harry Haun |
Tomato |
Jesus Camp (2006) |
"Cut to the flickering images of children writhing in a spiritual trance on a chapel floor while being hectored about the glory of dying for Christ, and one knows exactly where the first Christian suicide bombers will come from." |
Chris Barsanti |
Tomato |
Jesus' Son (1999) |
"Makes its own quiet impact." |
Eric Monder |
Splat |
Jesus, You Know (2005) |
"The film proves the dramatic power of the cinematic close-up by not including a single one." |
Eric Monder |
Splat |
Jet Lag (2003) |
"Watching an actor perform with his cell phone is about as interesting as staring at your dinner companion jabbering on his. It's rude, and aesthetically unsatisfying." |
Rex Roberts |
Tomato |
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom (2007) |
"It would be a spoiler to describe the specific complications those crazy kids get into, but it's a ball." |
Frank Lovece |
Tomato |
A Jihad for Love (2007) |
"A powerful, important documentary." |
David Noh |
Splat |
Jim Brown: All American (2002) |
"Once the sports and film clips run out, Lee doesn't have much more to work with than talking heads, and they aren't enough to keep anyone but diehard sports fans interested." |
Daniel Eagan |
Tomato |
Jiminy Glick in LaLaWood (2004) |
"There's a method to the madness after all." |
Kevin Lally |
Tomato |
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) |
"Jimmy emerges from his debut film as one of Nickelodeon’s most promising and compelling characters." |
Ethan Alter |
Splat |
Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade (2001) |
"Ultimately bogs down into a series of betrayals and double-crosses among indistinguishable political factions." |
Daniel Eagan |
Tomato |
Jindabyne (2007) |
"Jindabyne is that rare film mixing suspense and melodrama, social commentary and spirituality." |
Rex Roberts |
Tomato |
Jodhaa Akbar (2008) |
"There's something to look at even when there's nothing going on, which is seldom, and Rai and Roshan are exceptionally attractive swathed in pearls and glittering gems." |
Maitland McDonagh |
Tomato 3/5 |
Joe (1970) |
"Cliched melodrama was a cultural landmark; Boyle is superb" |
Daniel Eagan |
Splat |
Joe Dirt (2001) |
"It seems to be a movie made by people using controlled substances for audiences also under the influence. It cannot be enjoyed any other way." |
Eric Monder |
Splat |
Joe Gould's Secret (2000) |
"After the conceptually madcap and sophisticated The Impostors, one expects better." |
Peter Henne |
Splat |
Joe Somebody (2001) |
"A cloyingly mechanical wannabe comedy in the worm-turns mode." |
Harry Haun |
Tomato |
Joe Strummer: The Future is Unwritten (2007) |
"Julian Temple has paid proper homage to one of rock's most important artists." |
Lewis Beale |
Splat |
Joe the King (1999) |
"Unfortunately, Whaley opts to take the sentimental route, providing easy, crowd-pleasing answers to the serious questions he raises." |
Ethan Alter |
Splat |
John Q (2002) |
"Had the filmmakers soft-pedaled their important message and focused more on real human dilemmas, John Q. might have risen above its deep genre roots to push more emotional buttons and fewer unintentional laughs." |
Doris Toumarkine |
Tomato |
John Tucker Must Die (2006) |
"A high-school revenge comedy that aims at a teen audience yet manages to be witty without being snarky or sophomoric." |
Frank Lovece |
Tomato |
Johnny English (2003) |
"What makes it work is the cast, who are able to wring more than a few laughs out of this tired scenario." |
Ethan Alter |
Splat |
Johnson Family Vacation (2004) |
"Too many jokes fall flat and a number of promising set-ups ... wind up going nowhere." |
Ethan Alter |
Splat |
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002) |
"The film thrusts the inchoate but already eldritch Christian Right propaganda machine into national media circles." |
Maria Garcia |