Tomato 3.5/4 |
I am a Sex Addict (2005) |
"Even if you can keep it in your pants, you'll be tickled and intrigued by Zahedi's look at why he couldn't." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 2.5/5 |
I Am Legend (2007) |
"The only perspective you'll gain about being the last man on earth is that other cars never move and TV's always in reruns. Eerily similar." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 1.5/5 |
I Hate Valentine's Day (2009) |
"Is it too pat to say I Hate This Movie? That's about the level of creative energy Vardalos applies to a film that manages to be every bit as bad as My Life in Ruins." |
Geoff Berkshire |
Splat 2/5 |
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009) |
"If so, writers who aim this low deserve to drink it warm." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 1/4 |
I Know Who Killed Me (2007) |
"With sky-blue tools, gloves and mask, the killer looks so much like a member of the Blue Man Group that you expect him to spit marshmallows at his victims." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 1/5 |
I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009) |
"Usually the quality gap between book and movie isn't the size of Texas." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 4/5 |
I Love You, Man (2009) |
"Consistently hilarious. Rudd and Segel [are] an ideal comic pair." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 1/4 |
I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry (2007) |
"A big, flamboyant cartwheel backwards for gay rights." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 2.5/5 |
I Sell the Dead (2009) |
"The sort of movie that was probably more fun to make than it is to watch." |
Geoff Berkshire |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
I Served the King of England (2008) |
"Surprisingly sexy and delightfully playful, England will do nothing less than revitalize your faith in movies." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 2/4 |
I Think I Love My Wife (2007) |
"The film might be a wake-up call for couples not ready for the future, but it does a better job of enjoying temptation than saluting the strength to resist closing the deal." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 2.5/5 |
I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With (2007) |
"Garlin's clearly inspired by his own experiences living as someone who's fat and funny, but being honest isn't the same thing as being perceptive." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
I'm Not There (2007) |
"The superb music and acting is enough to make this experiment a success, but just because Haynes didn't blow up the lab doesn't mean he made a scientific breakthrough." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3/5 |
I've Loved You So Long (2008) |
"[Kristin Scott Thomas'] performance is much bigger than the film that contains it." |
Geoff Berkshire |
Tomato 3/5 |
I.O.U.S.A. (2008) |
"The movie clearly wants to scare the crap out of viewers, and it actually achieves that goal better than most horror movies have lately." |
Geoff Berkshire |
Splat 1/5 |
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) |
"Unless you're young enough to still pronounce dinosaurs 'Minothores,' you're too old for this movie." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Ice Harvest (2005) |
"The Ice Harvest is an odd twist on the Christmas crime movie and a strangely therapeutic use of the Cusack pout." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Idlewild (2006) |
"Sorry, Ms. Jackson. The Outkast movie stanks." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Illegal Tender (2007) |
"Credit Illegal Tender for actually taking time to tell a story, though the lack of momentum sometimes makes the movie feel like a two-hour slow motion sequence." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 2/4 |
The Illusionist (2006) |
"Even when the movie tries to pull a fast one, like most illusions, the explanation is nowhere near as intriguing as the deception." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Imagine Me & You (2006) |
"A romantic, tolerant and tame twist on the notion of love at first sight, Imagine Me and You displays respectable people confronting difficult feelings in a mature -- if simplistic -- way." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Imagine That (2009) |
"The lesson: Kids are never too young to balance a stock portfolio." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
In Bruges (2008) |
"Farrell hasn't been this good in some time, and his loose, funny performance suggests he should try comedy more often." |
Geoff Berkshire |
Tomato 3/5 |
In Bruges (2008) |
"For what it's worth it's not often you get to see an angry Irish hitman doing coke while hanging with Dutch prostitutes and a racist dwarf." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
In Search of a Midnight Kiss (2008) |
"A well-acted mumblecore romantic dramedy that actually interprets real life rather than just presenting it." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
In the Land of Women (2007) |
"Manages to appreciate the boldness and the beauty of women without getting too girly about it." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 4/5 |
In the Loop (2009) |
"Nearly every line is a different, potent form of B.S. in this droll little picture, with humor so dry you better buy that large drink beforehand." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 0.5/5 |
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008) |
"Worse than a high school production of Lord of the Rings and as incoherent as a Miss Teen USA contestant." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
In the Shadow of the Moon (2007) |
"Poignant but never sappy, Moon is also very timely, documenting universal achievements at a time when America isn't exactly seen as a team player." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
In the Valley of Elah (2007) |
"A different and devastating look at the residual effects of war, presenting the small pieces of purity its survivors and victims lose, whether or not the battle is won." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 1/4 |
An Inconvenient Truth (2006) |
"After sitting through this monotone lecture on melting glaciers and carbon dioxide, you'll be eager to drop the class." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Incredible Hulk (2008) |
"If you like your toys big, your explosions loud and your Hulk MAD, The Incredible Hulk will likely smash that other Hulk out of your memory." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 4/5 |
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) |
"More magical than Narnia and more fun than Iron Man." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3/4 |
Infamous (2006) |
"Should not be blamed for unfortunate timing but commended for looking at the subject in a different, deeper way." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Informant! (2009) |
"Damon, undoubtedly one of his generation's most versatile actors, magnifies both the strategy and foolishness with which this guy operates." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Informers (2009) |
"Excels in the mysterious tension found when someone who doesn't care talks to someone who does." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Inglourious Basterds (2009) |
"As entertaining as it is audacious, a film that showcases Tarantino in top form and boasts a multitude of characters who could easily carry a movie of their own." |
Geoff Berkshire |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Inglourious Basterds (2009) |
"The movie's tone is dangerously close to triumphant, without the necessary satire or feeling to keep it from being smug and potentially offensive." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Inkheart (2009) |
"There's nothing terrible or offensive about Inkheart, but until a hero decides to read letters from Penthouse Forum, let's can it with the 'things coming alive' stuff." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 2/4 |
Inland Empire (2006) |
"Lynch obviously loves to mess with our minds, but if you try wading to the bottom of this thing you'll hit your head on the floor." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Inside Man (2006) |
"Inside Man crackles with intelligence while never insulting yours, serving up a how'd-they-do-it caper you'll love trying to figure out." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The International (2009) |
"As if we need another reason to hate banks right now." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Interview (2007) |
"Has the kind of insight you won't find in Us Weekly." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Into the Wild (2007) |
"If Penn weren't such an intimidating figure, studio execs probably would have turned the script back and asked for a do-over." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3/4 |
Introducing The Dwights (2007) |
"Keeps its quirks in check as a family comes together, with an authenticity that you can't buy with a bigger budget." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 2/4 |
The Invasion (2007) |
"A mildly juicy sci-fi flick without any pulp." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Invention of Lying (2009) |
"Lying ambitiously stakes its claim to the highest level of film comedies. And by doing so, it just might be the best comedy of the year. Honestly." |
Geoff Berkshire |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Invictus (2009) |
"This year's contender for most mediocre Best Picture nominee." |
Matt Pais |
Tomato 3/4 |
Invincible (2006) |
"Reminds us that from the bitter rivalries to the torn jerseys worn in pickup games to the dreams of gridiron glory, sports teams belong to the fans." |
Matt Pais |
Splat 2/5 |
The Invisible (2007) |
"Never satisfying no matter what genre it attempts." |
Geoff Berkshire |
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