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Balls of Fury (2007) |
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Balls of Fury (2007) |
"Thank god somebody remembers how to do comedy. It's really simple. If you're doing really silly things, you have to play them totally straight. That's the only way it works." |
Fred Topel |
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The Bank Job (2008) |
"This banal nonaction story is Jason Statham's Raw Deal or Boiling Point." |
Fred Topel |
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Because I Said So (2007) |
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Because I Said So (2007) |
"Though it is far from perfect, I'm giving it a pass... once you get a little distance from the pandering, the movie kind of takes off." |
Fred Topel |
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Bee Movie (2007) |
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Bee Movie (2007) |
"It's still the Dreamworks model of big, recognizable voices playing their personas, but this time it's an actual movie too. They wait a while to unload all the major pop culture references." |
Fred Topel |
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Beerfest (2006) |
"The tone of Beerfest is like South Park if they did an episode only about the adults in South Park... Even real German actors put on ridiculous accents." |
Fred Topel |
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Beowulf (2007) |
"Even the heaving bosom looks clunky." |
Fred Topel |
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Black Dynamite (2009) |
"The climax is so outrageous I can't believe it. The ending outdoes Inglourious Basterds because it's not even about making a statement. It's just about being crazy, which is what awesome movies should be." |
Fred Topel |
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Black Snake Moan (2007) |
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Black Snake Moan (2007) |
"There's just nowhere to go. They start talking about their feelings and being the healing process, and it's like Dr. Phil." |
Fred Topel |
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Blades of Glory (2007) |
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Blades of Glory (2007) |
"It may be ice, but Will Ferrell is on fire. That's right, I said it." |
Fred Topel |
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The Blind Side (2009) |
"I believe the real Leigh Anne Tuohy did a wonderful, selfless thing and I told her so when I interviewed her. She deserves a better movie to be made about her." |
Fred Topel |
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Blood Diamond (2006) |
"It all feels like Hollywood pathos... It's the sign of a filmmaker that doesn't really have anything to say, so he just shows some tragedy and lets his actors cry about it." |
Fred Topel |
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Blood: The Last Vampire (2009) |
"As good as any Hollywood movie, which is to say it's got lousy visual effects and generic dialogue. Since we're already forgiving that anyway, there's enough engaging action to make it plenty fun and entertaining." |
Fred Topel |
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Body of Lies (2008) |
"That Ridley Scott guy, he directs things pretty good." |
Fred Topel |
Tomato |
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) |
"A relentless comedy extravaganza. He milks existing situations for the maximum comedy potential and creates comedy where there would otherwise be none... He's like Yakov Smirnoff on crack." |
Fred Topel |
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The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) |
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The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) |
"The espionage is great. Surveillance dodging scenes are more exciting than the most outrageous action sequences, and everyone talking in codes, testing each other and lying keeps the audience guessing." |
Fred Topel |
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The Brave One (2007) |
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The Brave One (2007) |
"It's entertaining but it's certainly not the essay on violence it purports to be... At least it's not boring. Whenever you see a scumbag, at least you know she's going to shot him in the face." |
Fred Topel |
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Breach (2007) |
"It feels like a taut spy thriller, the intellectual answer to The Bourne Identity." |
Fred Topel |
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The Break-Up (2006) |
"Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston talk about their relationship... in the movie The Break-Up." |
Fred Topel |
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The Break-Up (2006) |
"Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston talk about the scene in Chicago where they filmed their movie The Break-Up." |
Fred Topel |
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Bridge to Terabithia (2007) |
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Bridge to Terabithia (2007) |
"Pan's Labyrinth for kids... such a story can be just as powerful without the gore and war." |
Fred Topel |
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Bruno (2009) |
"The second hour of Bruno is a laugh out loud satire that will make the world a better place. That's what we want from Sacha Baron Cohen... Lots of people do funny. I'm glad he still transcended and took the bad people of the world down a peg."" |
Fred Topel |
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The Bucket List (2007) |
"It's Grumpy Old Cancer Victims." |
Fred Topel |
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Burn After Reading (2008) |
"The overall tone I like the filmmakers saying, 'Yeah, we did that. That just happened. You saw it. It's stupid but we don't care.' They just keep letting it roll from being innocently dirty at times to farcical and referential." |
Fred Topel |
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The Burning Plain (2009) |
"I'll give it one thing though. This may be serious Charlize, but at least she still shows her boobies." |
Fred Topel |