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Hairspray (2007) |
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Hairspray (2007) |
"The happiest movie of the year." |
Fred Topel |
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Halloween (2007) |
"If they can't top Busta Rhymes kung fu-ing Michael Meyers, there's really no point. Yes, that's the benchmark I have for the Halloween franchise." |
Fred Topel |
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Hamlet 2 (2008) |
"The answer to every stupid inspirational teacher movie there ever was... It's about what crap all those inspirational teacher movies are." |
Fred Topel |
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The Hammer (2008) |
"There are plenty of opportunities for Carolla to spout wisdom and observations." |
Fred Topel |
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Hancock (2008) |
"No surprise to me, because I fully expected it to be awesome." |
Fred Topel |
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The Hangover (2009) |
"It’s the funniest movie of the year." |
Fred Topel |
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Hannah Montana The Movie (2009) |
"I don't buy Billy Ray Cyrus as Miley's dad." |
Fred Topel |
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Hannibal Rising (2007) |
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The Happening (2008) |
"I'm always amused by the sort of backlashes that Shyamalan is in right now. Well, M. Night Shyamalan makes vague, subtle fantasy thrillers. If you've outgrown it, don't blame him." |
Fred Topel |
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Happily N'Ever After (2007) |
"This isn't unwatchable or boring. Not like Everyone's Hero, Open Season or Over the Hedge. But it's still so done." |
Fred Topel |
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Happy Feet (2006) |
"Happy Feet will leave your kids toe tapping all the way home. I've seen it firsthand. They actually leave the theater bouncing off the walls. Good luck putting them to sleep at bedtime." |
Fred Topel |
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Happy-Go-Lucky (2008) |
"It was a film The Secret would want me to see." |
Fred Topel |
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) |
"There are poop jokes and c*m shots but nothing as insightfully twisted as the diarrhea twins." |
Fred Topel |
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) |
"They should cast Will Smith as the Half-Fresh Prince. Then I'd be interested." |
Fred Topel |
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) |
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) |
"It's about No Child Left Behind. The government tries to sanitize the classes and standardize tests so that the kids won't actually learn anything threatening." |
Fred Topel |
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He's Just Not That Into You (2009) |
"It's about social responsibility. Everyone's so afraid of hurt feelings. People need to stop making excuses. Hey, it's not all okay. Get over it. And also, stop asking your friends to make you feel better. They give the worst advice. Just go out and have" |
Fred Topel |
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The Heartbreak Kid (2007) |
"Lowers the bar set by Along Came Polly" |
Fred Topel |
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Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) |
"This is the Hellboy movie. Hellboy 1 was just some thing that was made. It's the most creative movie of the year. I would call it Fred's Labyrinth." |
Fred Topel |
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High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008) |
"No Disney movie has made me re-evaluate my life like this since D2: The Mighty Ducks. Perhaps HSM 3 is the perfect bookend to my teenage teamwork movie. At least this time I can look back and realize I have made the right choices." |
Fred Topel |
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The Hills Have Eyes II (2007) |
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The Hoax (2007) |
"It's impossible to see this as Clifford Irving. It's Richard Gere... It's fine when you're doing a Richard Gere movie but you can't be Richard Gere in a true story because Richard Gere doesn'" |
Fred Topel |
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The Holiday (2006) |
"Nancy Meyers' trademark thinking comedies always deliver a perceptive perspective on relationships, but this one forgets to be funny too." |
Fred Topel |
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Hostel: Part II (2007) |
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Hot Fuzz (2007) |
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Hot Fuzz (2007) |
"Less than a week after I called Grindhouse the best movie ever made, I saw a movie I may like even more... The best made movie since Lord of the Rings." |
Fred Topel |
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Hot Rod (2007) |
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Hot Rod (2007) |
"Hot Rod is probably going to be like Billy Madison where it grows on me after multiple viewings." |
Fred Topel |
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The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) |
"It's a horrible, horrible movie but not because of anything Ms. Hilton does or does not do. In fact, even the actress playing the Nottie is perfectly fine. It's a disgusting film with men so repulsive, even the campy socialite deserves a better project." |
Fred Topel |
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Hounddog (2008) |
"We're seeing Fanning in soaking wet white underwear playing in the river, gyrating like Elvis. That's worse that an exploitative rape scene. This is just the filmmakers deciding to depict salacious behavior." |
Fred Topel |
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The House Bunny (2008) |
"Their makeovers are not superficial. It's just basic interaction. It's not bad to dress like human beings. And making over that brace is a real triumph over adversity." |
Fred Topel |
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How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008) |
"the film is excessively proud to chastise the celebrity journalism industry but it has no basis. One, all but one of the celebrities is made up. Two, nobody seems to do any journalism. Three, they never establish the joy of Hollywood." |
Fred Topel |
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The Hurt Locker (2009) |
"Like a modern day Wages of Fear." |
Fred Topel |
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