Splat 2/5 |
Face Addict (2008) |
"This documentary about the Big Apple’s artistic community in the Seventies and Eighties makes the Black Hole Of Calcutta seem more enticing." |
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Tomato 4/4 |
Factory Girl (2007) |
"It’s Sienna Miller’s star that shines brightest in this heartbreaking cautionary tale." |
Johnny Vaughan |
Splat 2/5 |
Faintheart (2008) |
"The internet is supposed to broaden our horizons, yet Faintheart feels like a return to the Dark Ages." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Fame (2009) |
"The cinematic equivalent of America's Got Talent... Sadly, though, there is no Simon Cowell - and more importantly, no red buzzer." |
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Tomato 4/4 |
The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) |
"With the wedding ruined and the future of the world at stake, it’s showtime. Suddenly, Tim Story goes CGI crazy delivering scene after scene of edge-of-your-seat action that will make your eyeballs bleed." |
Johnny Vaughan |
Tomato 4/5 |
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) |
"One of the best animated movies from a vintage year." |
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Tomato 3.5/5 |
Fast Food Nation (2006) |
"This is a must." |
Johnny Vaughan |
Splat 2/5 |
Fighting (2009) |
"The bone-crunching punch-ups will knock you out, but if you want surprises you need to watch a real match." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Final Destination (2009) |
"The one-dimensional acting and dialogue has been taken to even more laughable levels. But that matters little as the invisible grim reaper is the star of the film." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Fine, Totally Fine (2008) |
"It makes a refreshing change to watch a film about nice people where there is no swearing and laughs are gentle." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Fired Up (2009) |
"Most of the gags are blah, blah, blah rather than ra, ra, ra." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Fireflies in the Garden |
"A thoughtful tale but it is not original enough to provide a long-lasting glow." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Firehouse Dog (2007) |
"Firehouse Dog certainly won’t be the hottest thing to hit cinemas this summer." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Firm (2009) |
"Putdowns such as "You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat" crackle throughout, fun is poked at Eighties fashion and the characters feel real." |
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Splat 1/5 |
First Sunday (2008) |
"Tired, unfunny comedy with Ice Cube as a bungling crook." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Fish Tank (2009) |
"Great acting throughout the cast, raw energy and poignant imagery are surely what secured Fish Tank the jury prize at this year's Cannes Film Festival." |
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Tomato 3/4 |
Flanders (2006) |
"Only watch this if you fancy some serious cinema." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Flawless (2007) |
"If ever a film title begged to be abused, this is it." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Fly Me To The Moon (2008) |
"If 3D is going to make a giant leap, it requires a more exciting movie than this." |
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Tomato 4/4 |
The Flying Scotsman (2007) |
"It’s stirring stuff from start to finish which will make our friends from north of the border proud to be Scottish. Go See." |
Johnny Vaughan |
Splat 2/5 |
The Foot Fist Way (2008) |
"But the annoying McBride often resorts to foul-mouthed tirades and so lacks Ricky Gervais’s warmth." |
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Tomato 4/4 |
For Your Consideration (2006) |
"Easily the funniest film I’ve seen this year. DON’T MISS IT." |
Johnny Vaughan |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Fountain (2006) |
"If Kubrick’s 2001 got your juices flowing with its stunning, unexplained other-worldliness, this is a movie you could be mad for. Or it might be just a load of old tosh." |
Johnny Vaughan |
Splat 2/5 |
Four Christmases (2008) |
"Vaughn overcompensates with wild expressions as the film shifts from occasionally funny to smutty to sentimental." |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Fox and the Child (2008) |
"There is little insight into the life of this resourceful creature and it certainly will not educate your cubs." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Franklyn (2009) |
"What is real, what is fiction and why should I care? That is what you will be asking yourself for the first 70 minutes of this strange film." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Fred Claus (2007) |
"DICK VAN DYKE had an excuse for doing a terrible Cockney accent in Mary Poppins – he is American. But how Brit Rachel Weisz can explain her “you wot” effort in Fred Claus is anyone’s guess." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Free Jimmy (2006) |
"You would expect at least a spark of wit. But no, there’s nothing." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
French Film (2008) |
"This is a British film which features Eric Cantona poking fun at pretentious Gallic movies, it turns out to be surprisingly amusing." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009) |
"A British “comedy” which is stuck in the past, a time when someone mixing up Star Wars and Star Trek was a gag." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Friday the 13th (2009) |
"The return of mask-wearing maniac Jason contains zero imagination." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Frost/Nixon (2008) |
"Say hello, good evening and welcome to one of the greatest political movies ever." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Frozen River (2008) |
"Frozen River will penetrate your core like a biting Arctic wind." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Funny People (2009) |
"There is little insight here beyond showing that comics rely on jokes about sexual organs. And that, like Sandler's career, soon ceases to provide big laughs." |
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Tomato 3/4 |
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006) |
"Kidman and Downey Jr’s moving performances more than make up for the film’s daft script." |
Johnny Vaughan |
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