- |
Fame (2009) |
"Naturi Naughton" |
Kam Williams |
- |
The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) |
"The Jessica Alba Interview: On motherhood, nudity, pregnancy brain, and the happy question." |
Prairie Miller |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) |
"A creepy cartoon filled with inappropriate inside jokes that are mostly over the head of the desired tyke demographic, exactly what one would you expect of a claymation vehicle crafted by the cerebral Wes Anderson." |
Kam Williams |
- |
Fast & Furious (2009) |
"Laz Alonso" |
Kam Williams |
Splat |
Fast & Furious (2009) |
"High speed designer fleet crash 'em up border wars lined with hottie wallpaper, that's pretty much same shenanegans, different day. And without benefit of border patrol agents, passports or speeding tickets." |
Prairie Miller |
Splat |
Fast & Furious (2009) |
"High speed designer fleet crash 'em up border wars lined with hottie wallpaper, that's pretty much same shenanegans, different day. And without benefit of border patrol agents, passports or speeding tickets." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Fear(s) of the Dark (2008) |
"An arresting array of chilling images worthwhile for the scary visual effects alone." |
Kam Williams |
Tomato |
Fear(s) of the Dark (2008) |
"Most chilling is the voiceover by Guillaume Depardieu, who in a real life horror that casts a shadow of its own over this production, just died suddenly and tragically. He's a withdrawn young student, the plaything of a pet insect reborn as a horny coed." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato |
Fear(s) of the Dark (2008) |
"Most chilling is the voiceover by Guillaume Depardieu, who in a real life horror that casts a shadow of its own over this production, just died suddenly and tragically. He's a withdrawn young student, the plaything of a pet insect reborn as a horny coed." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato |
Fear(s) of the Dark (2008) |
"Most chilling is the voiceover by Guillaume Depardieu, who in a real life horror that casts a shadow of its own over this production, just died suddenly and tragically. He's a withdrawn young student, the plaything of a pet insect reborn as a horny coed." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato |
Feast of Love (2007) |
"Salvaged from a tendency towards self-indulgent, far too self-conscious sentimentality, by a graceful literary elegance and sensitively shaped, meditative flow. A feast for the mind and soul." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato |
Feast of Love (2007) |
"Salvaged from a tendency towards self-indulgent, far too self-conscious sentimentality, by a graceful literary elegance and sensitively shaped, meditative flow. A feast for the mind and soul." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato 2/4 |
Feel the Noise (2007) |
"How do you say "sappy Horatio Alger tale" in Espaņol?" |
Kam Williams |
Tomato |
Feel the Noise (2007) |
"A cool blend of Puerto Rican and Nuyorican rhythmic, racial and family ties that bind, Feel The Noise likewise taps into a hot fusion of African derived sounds and sensibilities that connect those multiple cross-continental roots together." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato |
Feel the Noise (2007) |
"A cool blend of Puerto Rican and Nuyorican rhythmic, racial and family ties that bind, Feel The Noise likewise taps into a hot fusion of African derived sounds and sensibilities that connect those multiple cross-continental roots together." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato |
Felon (2008) |
"Dorff, who was last spotted as a scary sexual sadist in Shadowboxer, gives a mesmerizing performance evolving from stunned civilian to brutalized inmate and dangerous prison thug, then transforming into a tested man who rediscovers his own humanity." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato |
Felon (2008) |
"Dorff, who was last spotted as a scary sexual sadist in Shadowboxer, gives a mesmerizing performance evolving from stunned civilian to brutalized inmate and dangerous prison thug, then transforming into a tested man who rediscovers his own humanity." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato 4/4 |
Female Misbehavior (1992) |
"This shocking documentary dares to discuss virtually every taboo in the process of taking you deep inside a captivating quintet of erotic adventurers, both literally and figuratively." |
Kam Williams |
Tomato |
Fierce People (2007) |
"A deliciously dark, cutting satire crafted as subversive re-narration of traditional Eurocentric racist anthropology normally defining Third World tribes as savages rather than, say, America's rich and famous." |
Prairie Miller |
Splat |
Finding Amanda (2008) |
"Whether talking about being hooked on pot or just plain hooking, the movie despite, well, its potpourri of addictions, sticks to surfaces. Not to mention that a darker tone for this rehab redemption fare, might have been just the cure." |
Prairie Miller |
Splat |
Fired Up (2009) |
"Foul mouthed football players turned cheerleaders, with all the elegance of a sledgehammer, come off as far too horny for high school. Earplugs, please. Not to mention a too much information, accidental promo for home schooling. Hose this one down." |
Prairie Miller |
Splat |
Fired Up (2009) |
"Foul mouthed football players turned cheerleaders, with all the elegance of a sledgehammer, come off as far too horny for high school. Earplugs, please. Not to mention a too much information, accidental promo for home schooling. Hose this one down." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato 3/4 |
Fired! (2007) |
"The basic message here is that everybody gets fired at some time during their careers, and that being able to laugh at yourself might be the best medicine to deal with that trauma." |
Kam Williams |
Splat |
Fireproof (2008) |
"An evangelical bid to transform Satan's headquarters -- the multiplexes -- into ministries of religious healing between handfuls of popcorn, for Christian faithfuls. Though the actual target audiences are the sinners more likely to frequent blockbusters." |
Prairie Miller |
- |
First Sunday (2008) |
"Ice Cube and Katt Williams co-star in demeaning minstrel show" |
Kam Williams |
Tomato |
First Sunday (2008) |
"Devilish satire outing felons who come in gaudy three piece suits too, a sweltering church 'hotter than Satan's toenails' and Sunday sermon sidebars that all the rest makes go down easy." |
Prairie Miller |
- |
First Sunday (2008) |
"Katt Williams on getting into a different kind of fashion sense than his recent noose accessorizing, not getting into the leading man thing, and future mischief going on with Eddie Murphy." |
Prairie Miller |
- |
First Sunday (2008) |
"The Tracy Morgan Interview: On getting rowdy with Cube for a movie, how SNL made him crazy, and all about that house arrest ankle 'Tracy Bracelet.'" |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato |
Five (1951) |
"While survivors with too much time on their hands argue, joke and flirt in the wilderness, enough juice finally kicks in from a found generator for waltzes to start playing on 45s. And not exactly a Hollywood happy ending, but with vintage charm to spare." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato |
Five (1951) |
"While survivors with too much time on their hands argue, joke and flirt in the wilderness, enough juice finally kicks in from a found generator for waltzes to start playing on 45s. And not exactly a Hollywood happy ending, but with vintage charm to spare." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Five Fingers (2008) |
"A thought-provoking mindbender unfolding in one room and narrowly focused on a grisly, gradually-escalating standoff." |
Kam Williams |
Splat 1/4 |
Flakes (2007) |
"A disappointingly superficial enterprise, given its undeservedly smug, countercultural airs." |
Kam Williams |
Splat |
Flanders (2006) |
"Sexually voyeuristic, low IQ take on the denizens of farm country." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato |
Flash of Genius (2008) |
"Dante's Inferno: Mulroney mesmerizes in this equal opportunity icon smasher. Just let it be said that I entered a dark wooden puppet movie and laughed till it hurt. Now there's a novel notion of pleasure as punishment." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato |
Flash of Genius (2008) |
"Dante's Inferno: Mulroney mesmerizes in this equal opportunity icon smasher. Just let it be said that I entered a dark wooden puppet movie and laughed till it hurt. Now there's a novel notion of pleasure as punishment." |
Prairie Miller |
Splat |
Flashbacks of a Fool (2008) |
"Craig does a hopelessly dissipated futuristic Bondish has-been celeb party animal, undone by an overload of hard drugs and sex orgies in a flash forward culture clash of Hollywood excess and soapy UK downhome family values." |
Prairie Miller |
Splat |
Flashbacks of a Fool (2008) |
"Craig does a hopelessly dissipated futuristic Bondish has-been celeb party animal, undone by an overload of hard drugs and sex orgies in a flash forward culture clash of Hollywood excess and soapy UK downhome family values." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Flawless (2007) |
"As complex a mindbending crime caper as you could hope to wrap your head around." |
Kam Williams |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Flight of the Red Balloon (2008) |
"A slight, surreal cinematic experiment apt to enthrall the more discerning theatergoer, while leaving the mundane masses scratching their heads and asking, 'Is that it?'" |
Kam Williams |
Tomato 4/4 |
Flying: Confessions of a Free Woman (2007) |
"A real-life cross of Annie Hall and Erica Jong." |
Kam Williams |
Splat |
Flying: Confessions of a Free Woman (2007) |
"Goodby rebel lifestyle, free love and recreational hot sex, hello conventional midlife crisis." |
Prairie Miller |
Splat |
Flying: Confessions of a Free Woman (2007) |
"Goodby rebel lifestyle, free love and recreational hot sex, hello conventional midlife crisis." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato 4/4 |
Food, Inc. (2009) |
"Sounds a clear clarion call for the consumer to rise up and start demanding natural and healthy alternatives to the processed junk which we're being fed by agri-business in the name of profits." |
Kam Williams |
Splat |
Fool's Gold (2008) |
"McConaughey's sexy beach bum feeds his obsession for 40 lost chests of gold, while Kate smacks around lots of big, burly men who pretend to be terrified, in this snoozer treasure hunt travelogue." |
Prairie Miller |
Splat |
Fool's Gold (2008) |
"McConaughey's sexy beach bum feeds his obsession for 40 lost chests of gold, while Kate smacks around lots of big, burly men who pretend to be terrified, in this snoozer treasure hunt travelogue." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato |
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) |
"Kung fu fever and fluff mix it up with hordes of floating knights in shining armor with bad attitude, and just a little heavy on the dressing, courtesy of the costume department." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato |
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) |
"Kung fu fever and fluff mix it up with hordes of floating knights in shining armor with bad attitude, and just a little heavy on the dressing, courtesy of the costume department." |
Prairie Miller |
Tomato 4/4 |
Forbidden Lie$ (2009) |
"A chilling, edge-of-your-seat expose' that puts you face-to-face for two hours with the embodiment of pure evil." |
Kam Williams |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) |
"Ups the ante in terms of shock value by appealing to perhaps the lowest common denominator yet, starting with an opening scene featuring gratuitous shots of male genitalia. Two schlongs up!" |
Kam Williams |
Tomato |
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) |
"A sort of Hollywood version we'll refer to here as Naked Boy Singing, just leave it at that, Forgetting Sarah Marshall has the fingerprints of Judd Apatow all over it, enough said." |
Prairie Miller |
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