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Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2008)
"For about an hour of running time nothing much actually happens . . ."
James O'Ehley
Tomato
The Jacket (2005)
"A neat little time travel thriller that ought to appeal to fans of this particular sci-fi subgenre . . ."
Tomato 4/5
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
"If you're squeamish, stay away. But risk missing a great film."
Jason and the Argonauts (1963)
"Not even some campy fun is to be had with this film even though it has some emotive dancing by slave girls and brawny men in skirts and sandals . . ."
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Jason X (2002)
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"The original films were cheap and nasty, a bit like a venereal disease I suppose."
Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade (2001)
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001)
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
Splat 1/4
Judge Dredd (1995)
"Dreadful."
Jumper (2008)
"Expect critics to make a lot of 'we wish we could have teleported right out of cinemas showing it' remarks . . ."
"Good DVD, mediocre - if not downright poor - movie."
Junk (1999)
"Entertaining and watchable - probably a consequence of lowered expectations . . ."
Tomato 3/4
Jurassic Park (1993)
"...is the movie worth all the hype? Partially yes, but mostly because of the special effects."
Tomato 2.5/5
Jurassic Park III (2001)
"Jurassic Park 3 is so fast-paced that it seems like one long action sequence only occasionally pausing to catch its breath. This is a good thing because then one doesn't have the time to ponder any plot implausibilities and idiocies..."
Justice League - Secret Origins (2001)
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