Tomato
I Walked With a Zombie (1943)
"A miniature masterpiece of contorted human emotions and uneasy personal broodings emphasized by a gothic melange of sight and sound."
Rob Humanick
Splat
Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
"For as endearing as Scrat's antics are, even they can't sustain the lackluster jokes that pass for humor for the bulk of the ninety-minute running time."
Tomato B
Idiocracy (2006)
"You have to love a movie that imagines a dystopic future in which the U.S. President is a former wrestler and porn star named Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho."
Igor (2008)
"As far as goes its ability to stifle the young imagination, Igor has no recent competitor."
Splat C-
In the Valley of Elah (2007)
"Haggis' canvas leaves nary an impression on the heart or mind."
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964)
"Whatever it was that the creative forces at hand were smoking, they had a lot of it."
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
"I'm happy to admit I'm up in the air and ready to go back for more."
Iron Man (2008)
"Iron Man has equal parts brain, brawn, and balls, but what it doesn't want you to know is that it has an equally bleeding heart."
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"Notes on a Second Viewing: Iron Man"
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