Tomato 3/4 |
Hairspray (1988) |
"Has a great message is endlessly entertaining, and come on you have to love Motormouth Maybelle..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Hairspray (2007) |
"Maybe it's because my expectations were high, maybe it's because I'm such a fan of the original "Hairspray," or perhaps it's my utter obsession with everything Brittany Snow, but [this] is damn good..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Tomato 2.5/3 |
The Halfway House (2004) |
"I liked it in the guilty pleasure sense, and in spite of being really bad, it's also really entertaining..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat 1/4 |
Halloween (2007) |
"This is probably the worst remake since "Black Christmas"..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Tomato 3/5 |
Halloween II (1981) |
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Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat .5/4 |
Halloween II (2009) |
"A painfully almost sadistically boring sequel..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat 1/4 |
Halloween Night (2006) |
"In spite of my best attempted enthusiasm, I just couldn't muster the excitement in watching what I can safely consider one of the worst slasher movies ever made..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Hamlet 2 (2008) |
"I haven't laughed so hard in years. Coogan is pure brilliance..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat 2/4 |
Hancock (2008) |
"While it may rake in big bucks, it's definitely not toppling the likes of Iron Man and Batman..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat 2/4 |
Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert (2008) |
""Cyrus is that pageant child often drawn in to the background whenever her dad Billy Ray is on set, and he even manages to attach himself in to her act..."" |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat 2/4 |
Hannah Takes the Stairs (2007) |
"Looks like it should be on an Off Off Off Broadway play in the Village..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Happening (2008) |
"Works as an effective and brutally horrifying antithesis to the usual explosive summer fare..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
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Hard Boiled (1992) |
Click here to see the review. |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat 2/4 |
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) |
"A disappointing and bland follow up to a comedy that deserved much better than a typical cash-in..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
- |
Hatchet (2007) |
Click here to see the review. |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Tomato 3/4 |
Hatchet (2007) |
"Green's self-aware comedy works quite well, and builds up to a gory mess that I quite enjoyed. It may not be the second coming of the slasher flick, but it works..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) |
"[Zombie] ain't Tobe Hooper and this most definitely proves he ain't Ralph Bakshi. Better luck next time, Rob..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Head Case (2008) |
"This new cut is just what the doctor needed, and [director] Spadaccini makes some considerable improvements along the way, even if some of the flaws from the previous cut are still here..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat 2/4 |
Headless Horseman (2007) |
"B movie fans need apply, for everyone else, there's nothing to see here." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Hell Ride (2008) |
"A revenge and biker warfare bonanza that will appeal to the folks who loved masterpieces like "The Warriors" and "Switchblade Sisters"..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Tomato 3/4 |
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) |
"I'm ready for a third film, only if Del Toro is on board..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
- |
High Tension (2005) |
Click here to see the review. |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat 1/5 |
The Hole (2001) |
No article available. |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Tomato 3/4 |
Hollywoodland (2006) |
"Strong ensemble performances, tight direction, and a stand out from Affleck make this an excellent revisiting of an old Hollywood case..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat 2/5 |
Home Alone (1990) |
"A funny, but overrated family comedy" |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat 2/4 |
Hostel (2006) |
"This is routine Roth as usual. Homophobia, attempted nihilism, vapid writing, paper thin plot, and nonsensical all the way..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat 2/4 |
Hostel: Part II (2007) |
"Just a sub-par and obscenely overrated piece of lazy horror filmmaking..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Tomato 3/4 |
Hot Rods to Hell (1967) |
"A mixture of "Beach Blanket Bingo," "Last House on the Left," and "Leave it to Beaver"..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Splat 0.5/4 |
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) |
"A movie where Paris Hilton is a bombshell is less comedy and more Science Fiction..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
- |
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) |
Click here to see the review. |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Hurt Locker (2009) |
"One of the better Iraq war films ever made and quite honestly one of the best war films ever made..." |
Felix Vasquez Jr. |
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