Tomato |
A Scanner Darkly (2006) |
"[O]h, yes, the evil cleverness, the deep and seriously profound wit of casting... Keanu Reeves... with his melancholy insolence that everyone mistakes for lethargy, with his irony so deadpan it goes all the way back around to something like calculated sel" |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) |
"Does what truly great science fiction does, which is get you to think about what it means to be human." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Abandon (2002) |
"Gaghan gives in to Hollywood slickness, smoothing over what should be pleasingly rough edges with a glossy, pinup cast." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
ABCD (2001) |
"A story to appreciate, laugh at, and cry with no matter where you or your parents came from." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
About a Boy (2002) |
"It turns out that Grant, once he finally shucked his irritating and not at all adorable nervous mannerisms, is quite a fine and ingratiating actor." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Absolute Power (1997) |
"This is just a better makeup job on the same misogynist theme: live woman = nothing; dead woman = power." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Absolutely Fabulous - Series 5 (1996) |
"Saunders’s scripts are universes of bitter wit in which absolutely nothing is sacred..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
- |
Absolutely Fabulous - The Complete Collection: Series 1-3 (1992) |
Click here to see the review. |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Accepted (2006) |
"This is almost like a lost movie from my teenhood, a forgotten relic of the late 70s, early 80s, when even summer comedies came with a touch of social commentary and a bit of class consciousness -- when they ate the rich instead of aspiring to be one of t" |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Adam (2009) |
"[T]oo-earnest, underemotional... [but Dancy] and Byrne are what make this a movie worth seeing, for their delicacy and tentativeness in coping with one another..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Adam & Steve (2006) |
"Cheap-looking, amateurishly written, and badly acted..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002) |
"[T]he movie is like a snotty little kid who thinks he can shock you with all the naughty words he knows..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Adaptation (2002) |
"Kaufman lets is all out here, painful and raw, the battle creative people who’d actually like to make a living off their creative efforts fight between originality and commercialism." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
- |
Adrenaline Drive (1999) |
Click here to see the review. |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Adventureland (2009) |
"Eisenberg has a quirky, sensitive cool that distinguishes him from the slew of teen or almost-teen movie ranks of the moment..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Adventures of Brisco County Jr. - The Complete Series (1993) |
"If Cary Grant met Harrison Ford on the set of a John Wayne movie directed by Roger Corman, they might spontaneously combust into Campbell's titlular bounty hunter..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
The Adventures of Chico and Guapo - The Complete First Season (2006) |
"Frantic and frequently fierce under its laid-back facade, this is some quality funny business." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato 9/10 |
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) |
"By making us conspirators in the humor, by constantly breaking the fourth wall ... to remind us that this is a movie about a movie about a kids' cartoon TV series, Rocky and Bullwinkle surprises and delights." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl in 3-D (2005) |
"[L]ooks and sounds and feels as if it were... made by kids who’d broken into Dad’s toolshed and borrowed his filmmaking toys." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers - The Collection Vol. 1 (1986) |
"Anime fans seem to think this 1908s TV series is a classic, and they're welcome to it. Newcomers not wearing the rose-colored glasses of nostalgia will find it as tedious as, well, most cartoons shows not first approached in childhood." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Aeon Flux (2005) |
"This could have been, maybe, a rich and fascinating invented place to explore and hang out in, but instead it feels like exactly what it is: a bulls**t Hollywood excuse for science fiction." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
The Affair of the Necklace (2001) |
"The Affair of the Necklace has costume-drama snob appeal in spades, 'tis true, but this is pure bodice-ripper romance, done up right." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Affairs of the Heart - Series 1 (2008) |
"[A] bit of a mixed bag: some work better than others..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato 9/10 |
Affliction (1997) |
Click here to see the review. |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
After the Sunset (2004) |
"[I]f Brosnan is still turning heads, Harrelson is still turning stomachs..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Against the Ropes (2003) |
"[F]eels like a halfhearted attempt to remake a proto-feminist B flick Roger Corman tossed off in 1968..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Agent Cody Banks (2003) |
"Uninspired and unabashed rip-off of Spy Kids." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Ai Yori Aoshi: Enishi - Vol. 1: Fate (2004) |
"[F]or creepy middle-aged guys who get turned on by nubile animated Japanese schoolgirls.... Ewww." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Aileen: The Life and Death of a Serial Killer (2003) |
"As much a pointed and wise exploration of a documentarian’s involvement in his subject matter as it is an angry indictment of the American judicial system." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Airline - The Complete Season One |
"[A]n illuminating cavalcade of human behavior at its worst... and once in a rare while, at its best..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Akeelah and the Bee (2006) |
"[P]retty darn wonderful: uplifting without being sappy, inspiring without being unrealistic. I confess I got a bit sniffly at the end, even though I saw the ending coming..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
The Alamo (2004) |
"[T]he whole film would be a cartoon if only it had the energy to be ridiculous." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Alex and Emma (2003) |
"A harrowing experience, part watching paint dry, part having your eyes poked out with a sharpened pencil." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Alex Borstein - Drop Dead Gorgeous (2006) |
"Smartly, tartly feminist..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Alexander (2004) |
"[A] disaster of a film, three hours of butt-numbing tedium punctuated by moments of hilarious high camp." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Alfie (2004) |
"Law’s Alfie just doesn’t have the sharky heart that Michael Caine’s did 40 years ago..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Alfresco |
"[T]he historical context probably is the best way in which to appreciate this hit-or-miss collection of sight gags, wordplay, and middle-class angst..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Alias - The Complete First Season (2001) |
"[Raises] the bar on portrayals of competent, capable women..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Alice in Wonderland (1985) |
"It's like being at the world's (unintentionally) scariest ever tea party... or maybe the funniest." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
- |
Alice Through the Looking Glass (1985) |
Click here to see the review. |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Alien (1979) |
"The greatest science fiction horror film ever made." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
- |
Alien Apocalypse (2005) |
Click here to see the review. |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Alien Nation Ultimate Movie Collection (1995) |
"I haven't seen these movies since they first aired, and it was a delight to catch up with the Franciscos -- the alien Tenctonese immigrants to Los Angeles -- and human Detective Matt Sikes..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Alien Resurrection (1997) |
"Sigourney Weaver is amazing to watch." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
"How many awful, monotonous, stupid movies does Anderson have to make before they take away his scissors and crayons?" |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Alien: The Director's Cut (2003) |
"[A] chillingly quiet masterpiece of understatement and suggestion..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
Aliens in the Attic (2009) |
"Five minutes into the film, I already was hating these monsters. The kids, I mean, not the aliens..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato |
Aliens of the Deep (2005) |
"Wow! Aliens! No, I mean really, creatures like nothing you’ve ever seen before..." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Tomato 9/10 |
All About Eve (1950) |
"All About Eve is a film that you see completely differently once you know what's going to happen." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
Splat |
All About Steve (2009) |
"Plopping a 45-year-old actress... into a role clearly intended for, at best, a 23-year-old is a bizarre way to deal with the role shortage [for older women]." |
MaryAnn Johanson |
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