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Balls of Fury (2007)
"The film is one long joke that just sort of lies there, flat and without purpose."
Felix Gonzalez Jr.
"In perhaps the movie's sole bit of irony, it completely lacks what it boasts so furiously--balls."
Tomato
Bandidas (2006)
"This is essentially a buddy comedy with cleavage, and quite a bit at that."
"Quick pacing and a couple of charismatic leads are all too enticing to pass up."
The Bank Job (2008)
"... by turns funny and suspenseful, and just a tad trashy in its speculations."
Tomato 4/5
"This is ultimately great entertainment in the tradition of classic heist films."
Bella (2007)
"Bella is without doubt one of the least apologetic blendings of heartfelt intentions, cinematic manipulation, and ultra sentimentality that I have seen in some time."
Tomato 3/5
"Lions Gate's DVD transfer is really first-rate."
Beowulf (2007)
"At the end of it all, if you take away the violence, the defiantly in-your-face nudity, and Angelina Jolie, you will find very little story underneath."
"Paramount's DVD transfer of Beowulf is predictably excellent."
The Best of Whose Line Is It Anyway
"While this release in general is very funny, my only concern is that it appears that Warner Home Video has abandoned releasing the rest of the series in its original seasons."
"... whether or not these 10 episodes truly are the best the series has to offer is impossible to critique ... but I can attest that what is presented here is very funny."
The Black Hole (2006)
"Between interjections of, 'isn't that the guy from ... ?,' viewers will be stumped by how colossally stupid this movie is and even more so at how seriously it takes itself."
"The overall quality is less than stellar ...."
Blade: House of Chthon (2006)
"As long as you don't expect the intensity of the movies or the charisma of Wesley Snipes, this can be a satisfying diversion that is at least worth a rental."
"I am not surprised at all that the series was quickly cancelled, though the pilot on its own makes an entertaining, if lackluster, TV movie."
Splat 2/5
Blood Rain (2009)
"Pathfinder's DVD is an abomination."
"If you can forgive the occasional convolution, you may find something to enjoy here."
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
"I must offer high kudos to Fox for creating such a humorous DVD package to go along with this film."
"Like great theatre, Borat holds up a mirror to its obliviously intolerant audience ... that serves as a shocking, but entertaining wake-up call."
Tomato 3.5/5
Bruno (2009)
"Universal's Blu-ray edition is packed with extra material, however, so fans should indulge."
"For all of its button-pushing, the end result is almost as superficial as its egocentric hero."
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