Splat 3/10
The Unborn (2009)
"The film's story is not so much plagued by plot holes as it is constructed out of them, not unlike an especially lacy variety of Swiss cheese."
Tim Brayton
Splat 1/10
Uncle Sam (1996)
"The worst of everything in the slasher subgenre consolidated into 89 endless minutes."
Splat 2/10
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)
"The prequel is what's left when the shallow pleasures of the first two films have been boiled away, leaving only their worst elements behind."
The Uninvited (2009)
"All it has to distinguish itself from all the other J-Horror and K-Horror remakes and knock-offs is a surprisingly effective against-type starring role and a surpassingly horrid ending."
Splat 4/10
Untraceable (2008)
"Just a bland crime movie that puts too much faith in an overbaked concept."
Tomato 9.5/10
Up (2009)
"A sweet and gentle fable... sad & funny & thrilling all at once."
Up in the Air (2009)
"Treats the wracking terror of living in today's economy as the pretext for the kind of "vapid man finds redemption" story that was old hat when sound cinema was still a gimmick."
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