Heat Magazine
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Tomato 4/5 |
Jennifer's Body (2009) |
"Funny, sexy, cool and destined to become a cult classic." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Julie & Julia (2009) |
"Hollywood, famously, makes few movies aimed at older females because young men are much easier to satisfy. Julie & Julia is that rare film targeted at your mum, but we think you’ll enjoy it too." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Knowing (2009) |
"It probably helps that the trailer flatlined our expectations, but the engaging, unconventional Knowing certainly qualifies as a pleasant surprise." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Land of the Lost (2009) |
"Too rude for kids and too dumb for grown-ups, this laboured romp is a dino-snore." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Last Chance Harvey (2008) |
"They don't often make romances like this, so tell your mum - or granny!" |
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Splat 2/5 |
Law Abiding Citizen (2009) |
"Wildly implausible tosh." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Looking for Eric (2009) |
"Call it Looking For Box Office: king of gritty social realism Loach has made a wonderful feel-good hit." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Me and Orson Welles (2009) |
"Zac confidently takes another few steps away from the Wildcats of East High in an amiable showcase for his talents." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) |
"Easily the funniest movie ever to feature a goat-slaying psychic." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) |
"DreamWorks Animation tries something new, but we prefer its talking-animal comedies Madagascar and Kung Fu Panda." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Moon (2009) |
"An impressive directorial debut with a smart, absorbing and well-acted film that’s not just for geeks." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
"Sweet, funny, bags of charm: Outnumbered meets Britain’s Got Talent, with added Christmas." |
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Splat 2/5 |
New in Town (2009) |
"must have paid Zellweger a lot of money. Romcom fans should save theirs for repeat outings to He's Just Not That Into You." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Notorious (2009) |
"It’s ultimately a generic music biopic." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Observe and Report (2009) |
"Often more funny peculiar than funny ha-ha, this cult flick will offend and baffle plenty an audience member." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Orphan (2009) |
"Preposterous in all the right ways, Orphan is this week's true guilty pleasure." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Outlander (2009) |
"Outlandish would have been a better title for a film that's great fun and quite exciting before eventually outstaying its welcome." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Paranormal Activity (2009) |
"Peli makes our identification with the 20something couple so complete, we’re utterly caught up in the escalating terror." |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Pink Panther 2 (2009) |
"The animated title sequence is fun. Besides one set-piece involving a burning restaurant, the rest of the movie isn’t." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Post Grad (2009) |
"The level of humour is summed up by the scene where a dead cat is buried in a pizza box." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
"A quirky look at women, family and Keanu’s bod (still hot). Satisfyingly meatier than your standard chick flick." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Public Enemies (2009) |
"A film more to admire than to love." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Push (2009) |
"British director McGuigan clearly hoped to make more than a dopey, effects-laden actioner. Unfortunately, he’s made an uneven and pretentious one instead." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Religulous (2008) |
"Smart, hilarious and thoroughly entertaining." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
A Serious Man (2009) |
"A bold, unique, exquisite gem." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Shifty (2008) |
"Moving, gripping and funny, this is a homegrown gem you can’t help taking to your heart." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
"The world could do with some feelgood fun at the moment, and this is utterly infectious – a total joy." |
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Splat 3/5 |
Spread (2009) |
"The promising beginning deteriorates into a baffling shambles, with each character changing their entire personality at least once." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Star Trek (2009) |
"Star Trek is fresh, funny, exciting and – biggest surprise of all – emotionally engaging." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
State of Play (2009) |
"Enjoyable even to audiences with fond memories of the TV series, State Of Play could give brainy big-screen drama a good name." |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Stepfather (2009) |
"Lazy, predictable and seriously lacking in shocks." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Synecdoche, New York (2008) |
"Like the play within the film, Synecdoche is bravely ambitious, with glimpses of Kaufman’s genius. But it’s also an indulgent slog that only the most diehard Kaufmanites will happily endure." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) |
"Now that all the summer’s blockbusters have shot their load, there could be room in the market for this solidly entertaining thriller remake. But your life would hardly be impoverished if you skipped it." |
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Splat 3/5 |
Terminator Salvation (2009) |
"This latest Terminator may well please the committed obsessive, but the rest of us are left feeling simultaneously beaten about the head and yet slightly underwhelmed." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Tormented (2009) |
"Skins plus multiple slayings equals fun times, best enjoyed while mildly inebriated." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Triangle (2009) |
"A decent supernatural thriller undone by an unfortunate structural flaw." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) |
"New Moon flirts with various treatment methods – rehab, alternative medication – before giving us the fix we crave. Fans will not be disappointed." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Two Lovers (2009) |
"moving, candid study of love and choices. But, if you want escapism, you’re probably better off with Marley & Me." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Ugly Truth (2009) |
"This is a romcom made very much in the ribald spirit of lad-centric comedies such as The Hangover, and it makes a refreshing change. Sappy, it ain't." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
"This time, the words really should be believed: a massive return to form for Woody Allen. No lie. At this rate, we might even forgive him for Cassandra’s Dream." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Watchmen (2009) |
"If you’re a fan, you’ll already have booked your tickets, and we doubt Snyder’s reverential approach to the bleak material will disappoint." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Where the Wild Things Are (2009) |
"Jonze’s inspired evocation of childhood may strike a chord with adults; for younger audience members still living it, the appeal is far from certain." |
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Splat 3/5 |
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) |
"Entertaining enough to keep Fox and Marvel’s planned series of X-Men spinoff movies on track, but not quite the socko start to the summer season we’d anticipated." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Young Victoria (2009) |
"It swirls with passion and intrigue, with Blunt’s sovereign feisty in state matters and charmingly flirtatious with Prince Albert." |
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