Heat Magazine
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Splat 2/5 |
Fired Up (2009) |
"Clichéd execution, paper-thin characters." |
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Splat 2/5 |
"Gilliam struggles to create a coherent frame for his visual ambition." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
500 Days of Summer (2009) |
"A clever, refreshing, non-formulaic antidote to your average, bog-standard Hollywood romcom." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Adventureland (2009) |
"An Indie romcom which doesn’t pile on the contrived quirkiness and instead concentrates on being believable, smart and sweet." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Boat That Rocked (2009) |
"At its best, this is as engaging, funny and warmly moving as Richard Curtis’s finest work." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
The Class (2008) |
"Don't let the aura of subtitles and arthouse put you off - this is probably the finest schoolroom drama ever made." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
G-Force (2009) |
"A slick slice of efficient family entertainment, but lacking the inspiration to turn in into something special." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Gran Torino (2008) |
"Relentlessly gripping, wryly funny yet profoundly moving – another movie masterclass from Clint." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
The Hurt Locker (2009) |
"A stunningly realistic, thrillingly intense depiction of extraordinary men carrying out one of the toughest jobs imaginable, graced with a knockout performance by relative unknown Renner." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
A Serious Man (2009) |
"A bold, unique, exquisite gem." |
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Splat 3/5 |
Terminator Salvation (2009) |
"This latest Terminator may well please the committed obsessive, but the rest of us are left feeling simultaneously beaten about the head and yet slightly underwhelmed." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
American Teen (2008) |
"Anyone who doesn’t like it can stay behind after class." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
An Education (2009) |
"Much more than a simple cautionary tale, An Education captures the giddy hopes and fears of adolescence, and the dawn of the most transforming decade in recent memory." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Angels & Demons (2009) |
"Avoiding the pitfalls of The Da Vinci Code, the eventful follow-up makes plenty of its own mis-steps. We now have renewed respect for the corny, endearingly unpretentious National Treasure movies." |
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Splat 3/5 |
Awaydays (2009) |
"Call us old-fashioned, but we wouldn’t have minded some characters to relate to, root for and care about." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Bruno (2009) |
"With as many gasps as laughs, and arguably less pleasurable than Borat, Brüno succeeds by sheer dint of Cohen’s unrivalled ability to conceive, and then bravely enact, the most jawdropping stunts imaginable." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009) |
"Shopaholic is a pleasingly addictive treat. Happily, it’s one that won’t max out your credit card." |
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Splat 3/5 |
Couples Retreat (2009) |
"Universal’s latest is merely adequate, and will likely be best enjoyed by the happily indulgent and mildly inebriated." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009) |
"A Christmas Carol is certainly set to win the nation’s attention. With all this hype, we’d hoped for something a bit more special." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
District 9 (2009) |
"Who knew that a movie that begins like an Apartheid spin on Brazilian ghetto drama City Of God, then mutates into The Fly, would wind up pushing some emotional buttons in a way reminiscent of ET?" |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) |
"Anderson's recent films The Life Aquatic and The Darjeeling Limited suffered in terms of story. The switch to animation, and the benefit of a plotline borrowed from a master storyteller, have recharged his creative batteries." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Fighting (2009) |
"If you want to see a shirtless hunk knocking the shit out of fierce fighters, who better to do it than gorgeous hottie Channing Tatum." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Funny People (2009) |
"There's loads to enjoy in this defiantly maturing comedy drama from one of the few directors powerful enough to get such a film made." |
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Splat 3/5 |
"Jokes only get you so far, and The Goods gets increasingly bogged down in its uninspired plotlines. Ferrell's cameo is a particular lowpoint." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Hangover (2009) |
"Debauched, depraved and very, very funny." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
"After the clumsy storytelling and hollow action of some of this summer’s Hollywood blockbusters, Yates’ latest Potter is a shining beacon of quality." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Hotel for Dogs (2009) |
"Cute, silly family fare from Nickelodeon." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Inglourious Basterds (2009) |
"Tarantino likes action, but more than anything he likes seeing actors delivering the dialogue he wrote for them. In the case of the surprising, original Inglourious Basterds, we are happy to indulge him." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The International (2009) |
"The film-makers are predictably making much of the allegedly prophetic nature of their bankers-as-villains storyline. Nice try. At its heart, The International is just another tale of a flawed idealist tangling with faceless corporate evil." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Is Anybody There? (2009) |
"Whether by accident or design, Is Anybody There? shares its youthful lead and ‘80s setting with funny, inventive Son Of Rambow. It hasn’t emerged from its shadow." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Julie & Julia (2009) |
"Hollywood, famously, makes few movies aimed at older females because young men are much easier to satisfy. Julie & Julia is that rare film targeted at your mum, but we think you’ll enjoy it too." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Knowing (2009) |
"It probably helps that the trailer flatlined our expectations, but the engaging, unconventional Knowing certainly qualifies as a pleasant surprise." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Last Chance Harvey (2008) |
"They don't often make romances like this, so tell your mum - or granny!" |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Looking for Eric (2009) |
"Call it Looking For Box Office: king of gritty social realism Loach has made a wonderful feel-good hit." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Me and Orson Welles (2009) |
"Zac confidently takes another few steps away from the Wildcats of East High in an amiable showcase for his talents." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) |
"DreamWorks Animation tries something new, but we prefer its talking-animal comedies Madagascar and Kung Fu Panda." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
"Sweet, funny, bags of charm: Outnumbered meets Britain’s Got Talent, with added Christmas." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Notorious (2009) |
"It’s ultimately a generic music biopic." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Observe and Report (2009) |
"Often more funny peculiar than funny ha-ha, this cult flick will offend and baffle plenty an audience member." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Orphan (2009) |
"Preposterous in all the right ways, Orphan is this week's true guilty pleasure." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Paranormal Activity (2009) |
"Peli makes our identification with the 20something couple so complete, we’re utterly caught up in the escalating terror." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Public Enemies (2009) |
"A film more to admire than to love." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Religulous (2008) |
"Smart, hilarious and thoroughly entertaining." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Star Trek (2009) |
"Star Trek is fresh, funny, exciting and – biggest surprise of all – emotionally engaging." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
State of Play (2009) |
"Enjoyable even to audiences with fond memories of the TV series, State Of Play could give brainy big-screen drama a good name." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) |
"Now that all the summer’s blockbusters have shot their load, there could be room in the market for this solidly entertaining thriller remake. But your life would hardly be impoverished if you skipped it." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Tormented (2009) |
"Skins plus multiple slayings equals fun times, best enjoyed while mildly inebriated." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) |
"New Moon flirts with various treatment methods – rehab, alternative medication – before giving us the fix we crave. Fans will not be disappointed." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Ugly Truth (2009) |
"This is a romcom made very much in the ribald spirit of lad-centric comedies such as The Hangover, and it makes a refreshing change. Sappy, it ain't." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
"This time, the words really should be believed: a massive return to form for Woody Allen. No lie. At this rate, we might even forgive him for Cassandra’s Dream." |
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