Heat Magazine
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Tomato 4/5 |
500 Days of Summer (2009) |
"A clever, refreshing, non-formulaic antidote to your average, bog-standard Hollywood romcom." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
9 (2009) |
"An interesting experiment that doesn’t quite survive the conversion from short to long format." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Adventureland (2009) |
"An Indie romcom which doesn’t pile on the contrived quirkiness and instead concentrates on being believable, smart and sweet." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
American Teen (2008) |
"Anyone who doesn’t like it can stay behind after class." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
An Education (2009) |
"Much more than a simple cautionary tale, An Education captures the giddy hopes and fears of adolescence, and the dawn of the most transforming decade in recent memory." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Angels & Demons (2009) |
"Avoiding the pitfalls of The Da Vinci Code, the eventful follow-up makes plenty of its own mis-steps. We now have renewed respect for the corny, endearingly unpretentious National Treasure movies." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Anvil! The Story of Anvil (2009) |
"This documentary about a Canadian heavy metal trying to regain their fame in their 50s is hilarious and heartbreaking." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Anything for Her (2008) |
"A taut, sexy, French thriller as long as you¹re happy to accept the ludicrous premise." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Avatar (2009) |
"Ground-breaking cinema of the most eye-popping variety, Avatar is right up there with Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings as a milestone in fantasy film-making." |
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Splat 3/5 |
Awaydays (2009) |
"Call us old-fashioned, but we wouldn’t have minded some characters to relate to, root for and care about." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Boat That Rocked (2009) |
"At its best, this is as engaging, funny and warmly moving as Richard Curtis’s finest work." |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Box (2009) |
"A potentially clever idea becomes a pretentious trip into the director's own obsessions." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Broken Embraces (2009) |
"Entertaining enough with visuals to die for, but definitely not as emotionally rewarding as some of this director's other recent pictures." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Bruno (2009) |
"With as many gasps as laughs, and arguably less pleasurable than Borat, Brüno succeeds by sheer dint of Cohen’s unrivalled ability to conceive, and then bravely enact, the most jawdropping stunts imaginable." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Cadillac Records (2008) |
"The story of Chess Records (Muddy Waters, Chuck Berry etc) is a tad episodic, but the cast, including Beyonce, is strong." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Carriers (2009) |
"The anti-Zombieland – a darker, more intense look at humanity." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
"Entertaining enough but, despite a sequel-set-up ending, this franchise will have to sharpen its fangs if it really wants to take on Twilight." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
The Class (2008) |
"Don't let the aura of subtitles and arthouse put you off - this is probably the finest schoolroom drama ever made." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009) |
"Shopaholic is a pleasingly addictive treat. Happily, it’s one that won’t max out your credit card." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Coraline (2009) |
"Endlessly inventive and impeccably realised, it’s tough to find fault with this freaky, feisty fable." |
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Splat 3/5 |
Couples Retreat (2009) |
"Universal’s latest is merely adequate, and will likely be best enjoyed by the happily indulgent and mildly inebriated." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Damned United (2009) |
"Chameleon Sheen gives another terrific performance in a compelling, funny drama you don’t have to like soccer to enjoy." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Dance Flick (2009) |
"A musical spoof with two left feet and no rhythm." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Descent: Part 2 (2009) |
"A claustrophobic, creepy popcorn flick that compensates for predictable scares with deliciously disgusting moments involving a whole spectrum of bodily fluids." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009) |
"A Christmas Carol is certainly set to win the nation’s attention. With all this hype, we’d hoped for something a bit more special." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
District 9 (2009) |
"Who knew that a movie that begins like an Apartheid spin on Brazilian ghetto drama City Of God, then mutates into The Fly, would wind up pushing some emotional buttons in a way reminiscent of ET?" |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Doghouse (2009) |
"A sexist, unoriginal but entertaining bit of fun. And isn¹t that exactly what you want some Saturday nights?" |
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Splat 2/5 |
Dorian Gray (2010) |
"Just like Dorian, it’s all style and no substance. And valiant turns from Firth and co can’t save this from being a melodramatic, overwrought mess." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) |
"Anderson's recent films The Life Aquatic and The Darjeeling Limited suffered in terms of story. The switch to animation, and the benefit of a plotline borrowed from a master storyteller, have recharged his creative batteries." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Fighting (2009) |
"If you want to see a shirtless hunk knocking the shit out of fierce fighters, who better to do it than gorgeous hottie Channing Tatum." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Fired Up (2009) |
"Clichéd execution, paper-thin characters." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Funny People (2009) |
"There's loads to enjoy in this defiantly maturing comedy drama from one of the few directors powerful enough to get such a film made." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
G-Force (2009) |
"A slick slice of efficient family entertainment, but lacking the inspiration to turn in into something special." |
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Splat 2/5 |
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) |
"Puppet satire Team America got there first, on a fraction of the budget and with more animated performances." |
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Splat 3/5 |
"Jokes only get you so far, and The Goods gets increasingly bogged down in its uninspired plotlines. Ferrell's cameo is a particular lowpoint." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Gran Torino (2008) |
"Relentlessly gripping, wryly funny yet profoundly moving – another movie masterclass from Clint." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Hangover (2009) |
"Debauched, depraved and very, very funny." |
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Splat 3/5 |
Hannah Montana The Movie (2009) |
"Fans will love this bright if bland romp, but it lacks that crossover appeal to make it a guilty adult pleasure." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
"After the clumsy storytelling and hollow action of some of this summer’s Hollywood blockbusters, Yates’ latest Potter is a shining beacon of quality." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Hotel for Dogs (2009) |
"Cute, silly family fare from Nickelodeon." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
The Hurt Locker (2009) |
"A stunningly realistic, thrillingly intense depiction of extraordinary men carrying out one of the toughest jobs imaginable, graced with a knockout performance by relative unknown Renner." |
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Splat 2/5 |
I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009) |
"We’ve seen it a million times before, and better. The situations are forced, the script is weak, the pace drags and, frankly, it just isn’t funny enough." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
"Fantastic animation, lively dialogue and some terrific new characters spice up this franchise. It'll delight existing fans and probably win over some new ones too." |
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Splat 2/5 |
"Gilliam struggles to create a coherent frame for his visual ambition." |
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Splat 3/5 |
The Informant! (2009) |
"You go in expecting a jaunty caper. What you get, disconcertingly, is a bleak, rather sad study of an unraveling mind." |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Informers (2009) |
"For diehard Ellis completists only." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Inglourious Basterds (2009) |
"Tarantino likes action, but more than anything he likes seeing actors delivering the dialogue he wrote for them. In the case of the surprising, original Inglourious Basterds, we are happy to indulge him." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The International (2009) |
"The film-makers are predictably making much of the allegedly prophetic nature of their bankers-as-villains storyline. Nice try. At its heart, The International is just another tale of a flawed idealist tangling with faceless corporate evil." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Is Anybody There? (2009) |
"Whether by accident or design, Is Anybody There? shares its youthful lead and ‘80s setting with funny, inventive Son Of Rambow. It hasn’t emerged from its shadow." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Jennifer's Body (2009) |
"Funny, sexy, cool and destined to become a cult classic." |
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