Heat Magazine
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Tomato 4/5 |
500 Days of Summer (2009) |
"A clever, refreshing, non-formulaic antidote to your average, bog-standard Hollywood romcom." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
9 (2009) |
"An interesting experiment that doesn’t quite survive the conversion from short to long format." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Adventureland (2009) |
"An Indie romcom which doesn’t pile on the contrived quirkiness and instead concentrates on being believable, smart and sweet." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
American Teen (2008) |
"Anyone who doesn’t like it can stay behind after class." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
An Education (2009) |
"Much more than a simple cautionary tale, An Education captures the giddy hopes and fears of adolescence, and the dawn of the most transforming decade in recent memory." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Anvil! The Story of Anvil (2009) |
"This documentary about a Canadian heavy metal trying to regain their fame in their 50s is hilarious and heartbreaking." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Anything for Her (2008) |
"A taut, sexy, French thriller as long as you¹re happy to accept the ludicrous premise." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Boat That Rocked (2009) |
"At its best, this is as engaging, funny and warmly moving as Richard Curtis’s finest work." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Broken Embraces (2009) |
"Entertaining enough with visuals to die for, but definitely not as emotionally rewarding as some of this director's other recent pictures." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Bruno (2009) |
"With as many gasps as laughs, and arguably less pleasurable than Borat, Brüno succeeds by sheer dint of Cohen’s unrivalled ability to conceive, and then bravely enact, the most jawdropping stunts imaginable." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Cadillac Records (2008) |
"The story of Chess Records (Muddy Waters, Chuck Berry etc) is a tad episodic, but the cast, including Beyonce, is strong." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Carriers (2009) |
"The anti-Zombieland – a darker, more intense look at humanity." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
"Entertaining enough but, despite a sequel-set-up ending, this franchise will have to sharpen its fangs if it really wants to take on Twilight." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
The Class (2008) |
"Don't let the aura of subtitles and arthouse put you off - this is probably the finest schoolroom drama ever made." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009) |
"Shopaholic is a pleasingly addictive treat. Happily, it’s one that won’t max out your credit card." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Coraline (2009) |
"Endlessly inventive and impeccably realised, it’s tough to find fault with this freaky, feisty fable." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Damned United (2009) |
"Chameleon Sheen gives another terrific performance in a compelling, funny drama you don’t have to like soccer to enjoy." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Descent: Part 2 (2009) |
"A claustrophobic, creepy popcorn flick that compensates for predictable scares with deliciously disgusting moments involving a whole spectrum of bodily fluids." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009) |
"A Christmas Carol is certainly set to win the nation’s attention. With all this hype, we’d hoped for something a bit more special." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
District 9 (2009) |
"Who knew that a movie that begins like an Apartheid spin on Brazilian ghetto drama City Of God, then mutates into The Fly, would wind up pushing some emotional buttons in a way reminiscent of ET?" |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Doghouse (2009) |
"A sexist, unoriginal but entertaining bit of fun. And isn¹t that exactly what you want some Saturday nights?" |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) |
"Anderson's recent films The Life Aquatic and The Darjeeling Limited suffered in terms of story. The switch to animation, and the benefit of a plotline borrowed from a master storyteller, have recharged his creative batteries." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Fighting (2009) |
"If you want to see a shirtless hunk knocking the shit out of fierce fighters, who better to do it than gorgeous hottie Channing Tatum." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Funny People (2009) |
"There's loads to enjoy in this defiantly maturing comedy drama from one of the few directors powerful enough to get such a film made." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
G-Force (2009) |
"A slick slice of efficient family entertainment, but lacking the inspiration to turn in into something special." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Gran Torino (2008) |
"Relentlessly gripping, wryly funny yet profoundly moving – another movie masterclass from Clint." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Hangover (2009) |
"Debauched, depraved and very, very funny." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
"After the clumsy storytelling and hollow action of some of this summer’s Hollywood blockbusters, Yates’ latest Potter is a shining beacon of quality." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Hotel for Dogs (2009) |
"Cute, silly family fare from Nickelodeon." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
The Hurt Locker (2009) |
"A stunningly realistic, thrillingly intense depiction of extraordinary men carrying out one of the toughest jobs imaginable, graced with a knockout performance by relative unknown Renner." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
"Fantastic animation, lively dialogue and some terrific new characters spice up this franchise. It'll delight existing fans and probably win over some new ones too." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Inglourious Basterds (2009) |
"Tarantino likes action, but more than anything he likes seeing actors delivering the dialogue he wrote for them. In the case of the surprising, original Inglourious Basterds, we are happy to indulge him." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The International (2009) |
"The film-makers are predictably making much of the allegedly prophetic nature of their bankers-as-villains storyline. Nice try. At its heart, The International is just another tale of a flawed idealist tangling with faceless corporate evil." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Is Anybody There? (2009) |
"Whether by accident or design, Is Anybody There? shares its youthful lead and ‘80s setting with funny, inventive Son Of Rambow. It hasn’t emerged from its shadow." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Jennifer's Body (2009) |
"Funny, sexy, cool and destined to become a cult classic." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Julie & Julia (2009) |
"Hollywood, famously, makes few movies aimed at older females because young men are much easier to satisfy. Julie & Julia is that rare film targeted at your mum, but we think you’ll enjoy it too." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Knowing (2009) |
"It probably helps that the trailer flatlined our expectations, but the engaging, unconventional Knowing certainly qualifies as a pleasant surprise." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Last Chance Harvey (2008) |
"They don't often make romances like this, so tell your mum - or granny!" |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Looking for Eric (2009) |
"Call it Looking For Box Office: king of gritty social realism Loach has made a wonderful feel-good hit." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Me and Orson Welles (2009) |
"Zac confidently takes another few steps away from the Wildcats of East High in an amiable showcase for his talents." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) |
"Easily the funniest movie ever to feature a goat-slaying psychic." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) |
"DreamWorks Animation tries something new, but we prefer its talking-animal comedies Madagascar and Kung Fu Panda." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Moon (2009) |
"An impressive directorial debut with a smart, absorbing and well-acted film that’s not just for geeks." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
"Sweet, funny, bags of charm: Outnumbered meets Britain’s Got Talent, with added Christmas." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Notorious (2009) |
"It’s ultimately a generic music biopic." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Observe and Report (2009) |
"Often more funny peculiar than funny ha-ha, this cult flick will offend and baffle plenty an audience member." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Orphan (2009) |
"Preposterous in all the right ways, Orphan is this week's true guilty pleasure." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Outlander (2009) |
"Outlandish would have been a better title for a film that's great fun and quite exciting before eventually outstaying its welcome." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Paranormal Activity (2009) |
"Peli makes our identification with the 20something couple so complete, we’re utterly caught up in the escalating terror." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
"A quirky look at women, family and Keanu’s bod (still hot). Satisfyingly meatier than your standard chick flick." |
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