Tomato 4/5 |
17 Again (2009) |
"Here’s the shocker: 17 Again is actually pretty good." |
Andrew Osmond |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
300 (2007) |
"This is cinema as a fireside storyteller, retelling heroic tales handed down through the generations." |
Dave Golder |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Antichrist (2009) |
"You may be gripped by Antichrist's depraved fairytale, or write it off as arthouse excrement. Either way, we guarantee you'll be relieved as hell when it's over." |
Andrew Osmond |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Avatar (2009) |
"It's a magnificent technical achievement, a movie of such vast scale and ambition that you have to watch it on the big screen." |
Richard Edwards |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Box (2009) |
"There's plenty to like in a film that proves Richard Kelly's touch hasn't deserted him after Southland Tales' critical and commercial battering." |
Richard Edwards |
Tomato 4/5 |
Carriers (2009) |
"A thoughtful effort, a meditative treatise on the ethics of survival in a land where all hope is lost." |
Jon Hamblin |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009) |
"It’s rare to find an animated film that hasn’t come out of Pixar’s talented hands which contains so much to gush over, but Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs is something you won’t regret sinking your teeth into." |
Jayne Nelson |
Tomato 3/5 |
Cold Souls (2009) |
"If you could buy Cold Souls in flatpack form from IKEA, when you laid out all the parts on the living room floor they'd look a lot like the components for a Charlie Kaufman movie." |
Ian Berriman |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Coraline (2009) |
"If you're going to make a movie that doesn't quite add up to the sum of its parts, you might as well make sure those parts are beautifully formed." |
Richard Edwards |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Crank High Voltage (2009) |
"Crank: High Voltage is a real celebration of the phrase "Why not?". It's big, loud and brainless - and it's all the more glorious for it." |
Leah Holmes |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) |
"This is a kindly, sweet-hearted film, filled with some truly touching stuff about impermanence, love and loss. But at a languorous 165 minutes it’s old before its time." |
Nick Setchfield |
Tomato 4/5 |
Danger: Diabolik (1968) |
"Yes, this is an exercise in consummate cool -- the story itself is negligible, the characters blanks -- but hey, a triumph of style over substance is still a triumph." |
Nick Setchfield |
Tomato 3/5 |
Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009) |
"It is an experience, being stunning to look at – and you’ll only get the full effect from seeing it on the big screen, rather than waiting for the DVD." |
Russell Lewin |
Tomato 4/5 |
District 13: Ultimatum (2009) |
"Breathless, inspired and hugely enjoyable action." |
Russell Lewin |
Tomato 4/5 |
District 9 (2009) |
"While the viral campaign and mockumentary style primed us for something in the vein of Cloverfield, District 9 ultimately proves to be in a much older tradition. This is pure body horror in the lineage of Alien, The Thing and The Fly." |
Nick Setchfield |
Tomato 4/5 |
Dorian Gray (2010) |
"A sturdy piece of heritage horror, as tasteful and handsome as any Brit movie with bustles and frock-coats on its agenda." |
Nick Setchfield |
Tomato 4/5 |
Drag Me To Hell (2009) |
"An uproariously entertaining piece of lunacy, studded with belly laughs." |
Ian Berriman |
Tomato 3/5 |
Franklyn (2009) |
"Look past the odd shortcoming in the storytelling, and there’s a brave movie here, one that’s prepared to tackle some weighty issues about religion and obsession." |
Richard Edwards |
Tomato 3/5 |
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) |
"Coming after Michael Bay's terrifyingly psychotic Transformers sequel, it's a relief to have a lowbrow fantasy actioner that's lively and busy without being crushingly relentless." |
Andrew Osmond |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Ghost Town (2008) |
"Rises above expectations, even though it never quite shatters the genre mould." |
James White |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009) |
"A film that's laugh-out-loud funny, occasionally touching and often borders on coherent -- a rarity for Gilliam, even when he's on top form..." |
Richard Edwards |
Tomato 3/5 |
Imagine That (2009) |
"Murphy goes through the motions and no-one will be surprised at the outcome, but the journey is what matters in these movies and Imagine That makes it bearable for anyone over the age of 10." |
James White |
Tomato 5/5 |
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) |
"Vastly superior to every knockoff, better than the '70s remake, this is probably the best science fiction film of the '50s and one of the greatest SF movies of all time." |
Ian Berriman |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Land of the Lost (2009) |
"The insane comedy/action hybrid emerges as a nutty, funny, unashamedly weird action comedy hybrid that is more consistently laugh-grabbing than many of its contemporaries doing far better business at the box office." |
James White |
Tomato 5/5 |
Let the Right One In (2008) |
"Anyone who's ever felt marginalised will find their heart captured by this subtle, touching, highly original take on vampire mythology." |
Ian Berriman |
Tomato 4/5 |
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) |
"The film lacks the soft, friendly edge of something like Monsters, Inc and sags a little after the first big fight, but it’s gigantic fun nevertheless." |
Jayne Nelson |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Moon (2009) |
"Duncan Jones's intelligent, hugely moving debut deftly resurrects a mutinously old-fashioned style of SF." |
Nick Setchfield |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) |
"Add some gags with living paintings and photos, and the return of that monkey, and this museum is certainly worth the price of admission." |
Andrew Osmond |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Outlander (2009) |
"About as subtle as being punched in the face by an angry Norwegian, it delivers everything you could possibly want from a movie about Vikings and alien monsters." |
Richard Edwards |
Tomato 4/5 |
Pandorum (2009) |
"The finest interstellar horror in years." |
Richard Edwards |
Tomato 5/5 |
Paranormal Activity (2009) |
"If you've spent any amount of time bemoaning the current state of horror films, slagging off Platinum Dunes remakes and mocking the CGI-and-tits tosh that passes for cineplex terror these days, you owe it to yourself to go and see this film." |
Jon Hamblin |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Pontypool (2009) |
"This is the sort of film that warrants a second viewing." |
Ian Berriman |
Tomato 3/5 |
Race to Witch Mountain (2009) |
"Race proves a fun, snappy update to a goofy kiddie cult film." |
James White |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Shorts (2009) |
"Exactly the sort of kid-in-a-candy-store experience you'd expect." |
Jon Hamblin |
Tomato 5/5 |
Star Trek (2009) |
"By resurrecting Kirk, JJ Abrams has not only revived and revitalised Star Trek, he's given it a dose of Viagra." |
Ian Berriman |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Thirst (2009) |
"The over-long duration makes it a gruelling journey at times, but it's worth sticking to the end, just to see what the hell Park will come up with next." |
Ian Berriman |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Tormented (2009) |
"A smart, competent horror-com that's easily a match for its US counterparts." |
Rosie Fletcher |
Tomato 4/5 |
Triangle (2009) |
"The sort of brainy, twisty thriller that keeps you wondering what the hell's going on while still managing to keep you engrossed." |
Richard Edwards |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Watchmen (2009) |
"It’s not a bad film. It’s actually coldly, technically brilliant. And it honours Moore and Gibbons only too well. But it’s monumental and slab-like, an exercise in cinematic taxidermy, in need of a lightning strike to animate its parts." |
Nick Setchfield |
Tomato 4/5 |
Where the Wild Things Are (2009) |
"It's a divisive and sometimes difficult film, but if you let it into your heart, you'll end up grateful." |
James White |
Tomato 3/5 |
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) |
"We’re soon mired in a predictable tale of revenge, an escalating series of empty tragedies occurring to half-sketched characters that ultimately packs all the emotional resonance of a night on the Xbox." |
Nick Setchfield |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Zombieland (2009) |
"There are more than enough good gags, but no moments that'll make you gag." |
Ian Berriman |
Splat 3/5 |
2012 (2009) |
"Each CGI blow-out feels progressively more synthetic and wearing." |
Nick Setchfield |
Splat 3/5 |
Aliens in the Attic (2009) |
"There's nothing really new here: it's all sub-Home Alone nonsense." |
Jayne Nelson |
Splat 2/5 |
Bedtime Stories (2008) |
"If you are forced to attend, then at least Bedtime Stories is tolerable, and occasionally fun -- when it forgets to be dumb." |
Andrew Osmond |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Blood: The Last Vampire (2009) |
"If you go in expecting an amusing stinker, you may enjoy it." |
Andrew Osmond |
Splat 3/5 |
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) |
"More of a curio than a serious contender for the next gothic craze." |
Dave Bradley |
Splat 2/5 |
City of Ember (2008) |
"Ultimately, this journey to rekindle the fire of humanity fails to burn bright enough, leaving only the unpleasant taste of ashes." |
Jon Hamblin |
Splat 3/5 |
The Descent: Part 2 (2009) |
"It's hard to argue that this is anything but a scary yet slightly superfluous sequel." |
Jon Hamblin |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Dragonball: Evolution (2009) |
"It’s just dull, dumb and depressing." |
Andrew Osmond |