Juicy Cerebellum
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Babe: Pig in the City (1998) |
"This is the family film of the year and should not be missed." |
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Babel (2006) |
"Rubbish so pretentious it would make the folks behind Crash begin to blush." |
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Splat 1/5 |
The Babysitter (1995) |
"Bad horror almost saved due to Silverstone's 'hotness' factor." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Bachelor Party (1984) |
"Another 1980's sex comedy. It gets old before it gets over." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Bad Boys (1983) |
"Mediocre movie with excellent performance by Penn." |
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Bad Boys II (2003) |
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Splat 1/5 |
Bad Company (1995) |
"Appropriate title. Don't invite this film into your home." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Bad Lieutenant (1992) |
"Slightly disturbing, slightly more boring." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Bad Medicine (1985) |
No article available. |
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Bad News Bears (2005) |
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Tomato 7/10 |
Bad Taste (1987) |
"Goofball gore flick that deservedly put Peter Jackson on the map!" |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Bambi (1942) |
"It still brings tears to my eyes. Disney at its finest." |
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Tomato 7/10 |
Barton Fink (1991) |
"Another quality film from the Coens. Goodman's best performance." |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Basketball Diaries (1995) |
"Okay film that unjustly caused its fair share of controversy." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
"Excellent, highly stylized animation." |
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Batman Begins (2005) |
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Splat 2/5 |
Batman Forever (1995) |
"Otherwise known as, 'when Schumacher goes and wrecks a good thing.'" |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Batman: The Movie (1966) |
"Campy fun" |
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Splat 0/5 |
Bats (1999) |
"Having your own house infested with bats would be more welcome." |
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The Beach (2000) |
"An embarrassing disaster that should have been 'beached' while in pre-production." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Beaches (1988) |
"Vile trash." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Beat Street (1984) |
"Interesting way of looking at a long-dead culture first coming to life." |
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Splat 1/5 |
"Isn't there a 12 step thing Disney could attend for trash like this?" |
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Tomato 3/5 |
"Try as you might, you can't help but laugh." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Beethoven (1992) |
"I love dogs, but still had trouble getting through this." |
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Beloved (1998) |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Benny & Joon (1993) |
"One of my favorite romances. Quirky and magical." |
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Splat 0/5 |
The Beverly Hillbillies (1993) |
"Unbearable." |
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Bicentennial Man (1999) |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Big (1988) |
No article available. |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Big Chill (1983) |
"Three words: 'yadda, yadda, yadda.'" |
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Big Fish (2003) |
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Splat 1/5 |
Big Trouble in Little China (1986) |
"I really hated this." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) |
"EXCELLENT! (But not quite as EXCELLENT! as the first.)" |
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Splat 0/5 |
Bio-Dome (1995) |
"It's good for one reason: it killed Pauly Shore's career." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Birdcage (1996) |
"Pretty funny comedy from the days when Williams didn't feel he had to be either A. TOTALLY CHARMING or B. ABSOLUTELY EVIL." |
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Tomato 6/10 |
The Birds (1963) |
"Even at his worst, Hitch still puts a smile on your face!" |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Birth of a Nation (1915) |
"Groundbreaking, but too racist to enjoy." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Black & White (1998) |
"Good cop/bad cop junk we've all already seen a million times before. The beautiful Gina Gershon spices it up a bit. Still not worth watching." |
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Black Hawk Down (2001) |
"Black Hawk Down is beautiful in its ugliness, and sad in its beauty." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Black Narcissus (1947) |
"Beautiful technicolor film, with a slow-moving, but intriguing plot." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Black Rain (1989) |
"A big stupid pile of junk. Am I being too forward?" |
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Blade: Trinity (2004) |
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The Blair Witch Project (1999) |
"Once you've seen it, it's gonna be ingrained inside of your brain for a long time." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Blame It on the Bellboy (1992) |
"Can I instead Blame it on Mark Herman?" |
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Splat 0/5 |
Blankman (1994) |
"This isn't the worst superhero parody ever created, it's just one of them." |
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Tomato 8/10 |
Blood Simple (1984) |
"Atmospheric and chilling. Among the Coen Brothers best work." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Bloodsport (1988) |
"Scary to think that a movie this bad could make anyone a star." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Blue in the Face (1995) |
"Not as good a smoke as the first, but worth a puff." |
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