Cabin Fever (2003)

"[T]his is more like the film horror fans have been waiting a decade to avoid."

Candyman (1992)

"I was never a big fan of this film. It has its moments, but it isn't worth sitting through 90 minutes to see them."

Cape Fear (1962)

"The remake with De Niro had the most to fear from this superior little thriller!"

Capote (2005)

"Capote is the movie that will make Philip Seymour Hoffman a star, while posthumously turning the man it was named after into a monster."

Cat's Eye (1985)

"You would think they could have gotten at least ONE story right."

Catwoman (2004)

"Catwoman meows, purrs, and hisses, but mostly just sucks."

Cemetery Man (1996)

"Overrated gross-out film. Never too gross, and never too funny."

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

"It's a big MTV video, but it's one of the good ones."

Chicago (2002)

"Chockfull of so many musical numbers that you might want to sit in the front row so you can kick your feet along to the beat without knocking out the person ahead of you!"

Child's Play 3 (1991)

"The worst Child's Play film (and that's saying something)."

Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992)

"For some reason I found this movie okay."

Chopping Mall (1986)

"Robot killers in a mall. Like 'Dawn of the Dead' done by dorks."

Chronicles of Riddick (2004)

"Combining elements of Hamlet, Dune and Vin Diesel running in slow-motion; Riddick essentially becomes William Shakespeare's first video game."

Cinderella Man (2005)

"The feel good bomb of the year."

The City of the Living Dead (1980)

"Drink less [than six beers], you'll be bored with the nonsensical plot. Drink more, you'll probably vomit when you see a girl in the movie literally puke her guts out."

City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994)

"Absolutely pointless sequel without an ounce of creativity."

Class of 1984 (1982)

"Alice Cooper sang the title song, which never hurts, but this movie is beyond saving."

Clean and Sober (1988)

"It would take at least 6 stiff drinks to make this film entertaining."

Clueless (1995)

"Quickly becoming a teen-angst classic."

Cold Creek Manor (2003)

"After directing the pedestrian Cold Creek Manor, Mike Figgis may decide that Leaving Las Vegas wouldn't be nearly as productive as his Leaving Show Business."

Collateral (2004)

"Could someone please let Michael Mann know that we're in the 21st Century, Miami Vice has been cancelled and he can move on?"

Conan the Destroyer (1984)

"Pretty bad, but not as bad as people say it is."

The Constant Gardener (2005)

"This multi-faceted masterpiece works successfully on more levels than any ten remakes or sequels pumped out of the habitual humdrum Hollywood hit machine."

The Conversation (1974)

"Intense, moody, piece of cinematic paranoia."

Cool Hand Luke (1967)

"A masterpiece of justice and the injustice it hides."