Juicy Cerebellum
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Splat 0/5 |
D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996) |
"Oh, GAWD ... they can get WORSE!" |
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Splat 2/5 |
Dangerous Game (1993) |
"Had everything going for it, but then never really went anywhere." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Dangerous Minds (1995) |
"Horrible. A waste. How was this ever a hit?" |
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Splat 0/5 |
Dante's Peak (1997) |
"Rotten disaster movie from that rotten time when disaster movies had a comeback." |
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Daredevil (2003) |
"I surrendered to the sheer stupidity of it all and laughed both at, and with, the film." |
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Darkness Falls (2003) |
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Tomato 4/5 |
"Widely imitated, never topped." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Dave (1993) |
"Very entertaining! Stupid entertainment, sure, but it's a lot of fun!" |
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Dawn of the Dead (2004) |
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The Day After Tomorrow (2004) |
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Splat 0/5 |
Days of Thunder (1990) |
"Don Simpson. Jerry Bruckheimer. Bad Movie." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Dazed and Confused (1993) |
"Imagine 'That 70's Show.' Now, imagine 'That 70's Show' if it was actually good." |
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Dead And Breakfast (2004) |
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Tomato 10/10 |
Dead Man Walking (1995) |
"One of the most finely scripted, well acted films to come out of Hollywood. A modern masterpiece." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Dead Poets Society (1989) |
"Gets boring in parts, but worth watching." |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Dead Pool (1988) |
"The worst of the Harry pictures, still worth watching, just for the remote control car chase." |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Dead Zone (1983) |
"A dud." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Deadtime Stories (1986) |
"Sickly twisted in parts, but not worth a rental." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Death Warrant (1990) |
"If you like Jean-Claude's movies, this might be tolerable. If not, stay away ... stay far, far away!" |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Death Wish (1974) |
"Somewhat enjoyable right-wing revenge flick." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Death Wish 3 (1985) |
"The poor man's Dirty Harry." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987) |
"Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse ..." |
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Splat 1/5 |
The Deep (1977) |
"Advertised as another Jaws. I think there was an eel that popped out once." |
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Deep Blue Sea (1999) |
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Tomato 3/5 |
"Not bad. Not great. Worth a rental." |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Deer Hunter (1978) |
"Quite possibly the most overrated movie ever." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Delta Force 2 (1990) |
"Absolutely disgusting waste of time. You know when you're ripping off Rambo, something's definitely wrong." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Demonic Toys (1991) |
"Bad, bad Puppetmaster wanna-be." |
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Tomato 6/10 |
Demons 2 (1986) |
"Doesn't even compare to the original, but the blood and guts make it passable entertainment." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Dennis the Menace (1993) |
"Why, oh dear lord, why?!?" |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Dentist (1996) |
"Painful to watch, in more ways than one." |
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The Departed (2006) |
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The Descent (2006) |
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Splat 1/5 |
Desperate Measures (1998) |
"A waste of time." |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Devil and Max Devlin (1980) |
"I loved this as a kid. It didn't hold up well, once I grew up." |
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The Devil's Rejects (2005) |
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Splat 2/5 |
Diamonds Are Forever (1971) |
"The worst of the Connery Bond films." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Diary of Anne Frank (1959) |
"A poignant, moving film of hope and tragedy." |
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Die Another Day (2002) |
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Tomato 5/5 |
The Dirty Dozen (1967) |
"Upped the level of violence in cinema by leaps and bounds, and was a great movie, to boot!" |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Disclosure (1994) |
"This movie worked beyond its gimmick. Entertaining." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Doc Hollywood (1991) |
"Not really that funny, but has a nice feel to it." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Document of the Dead (1989) |
"Okay viewing for diehard Romero fans. Should have been better." |
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Splat 1/5 |
A Dog of Flanders (1999) |
"Horrible adaptation of a wonderful story. Rent the anime version, instead." |
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Dogma (1999) |
"Leaves you feeling like you saw something special and fresh." |
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Doom (2005) |
"Doom fans, this is the movie that you've been fragging for!" |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Doors (1991) |
"Worth watching for Val Kilmer's excellent performance." |
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Splat 1/5 |
The Dorm That Dripped Blood (1982) |
"I saw this at a drive-in when I was about 10 years old. It didn't even scare me then." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Dr. Giggles (1992) |
"More proof that the early nineties were horror's low-point." |
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Splat 2/5 |
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