Juicy Cerebellum
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) |
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Fantastic Four (2005) |
"It puts a smile on your face and you can't resist the charming nature of the film." |
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Far From Heaven (2002) |
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Splat 2/5 |
A Farewell to Arms (1932) |
"Read the book" |
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The Fast and the Furious (2001) |
"Sadly, the movie is more than racing, and every other aspect of the film is crap." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Father of the Bride (1991) |
"Will Steve Martin EVER be funny in a movie again?" |
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Splat 1/5 |
Fear (1996) |
"The only thing scary about this film is watching Mark Wahlberg's career as an actor begin to dissipate." |
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Fear Dot Com (2002) |
"There are some fairly unsettling scenes, but they never succeed in really rattling the viewer." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Fellini's Roma (1972) |
"I'm pretty mixed over this film. It never did much for me, but I've never hated it, either. You either love Fellini, or you hate him. I guess I'm that weird anomaly that doesn't care." |
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Fight Club (1999) |
"There isn't a slow moment in this film, and there's a surprise around every corner." |
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The Fighting Temptations (2003) |
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The Final Cut (2004) |
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Final Destination 2 (2003) |
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Finding Nemo (2003) |
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Finding Neverland (2004) |
"A bit like a roll of toilet paper made out of cotton candy." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Firefox (1982) |
"The movie is saved from the trash-bin thanks to Clint Eastwood." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Firestarter (1984) |
"Bad movie. Bad career move. Bad in all respects." |
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Splat 1/5 |
The Firm (1993) |
"The fact that this was a hit proves, once again, that the average IQ is only 100." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
First Blood (1982) |
"A thriller that's actually thrilling. The only Rambo worth watching." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
A Fistful of Dollars (1964) |
"The one that started it all. A classic Western!" |
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Splat 2/5 |
Five Easy Pieces (1970) |
"I expected a lot more from this film. It's basically a rambling boredom piece." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Flatliners (1990) |
"Potential is never fully explored." |
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Splat 1/5 |
The Flintstones (1994) |
"You won't have a gay old time." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Flirting with Disaster (1996) |
"Not exactly bad. Actually, an okay way to spend 90 minutes of your life." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The Fly (1958) |
"Forever I'll hear that fly screaming 'help me.'" |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Fly Away Home (1996) |
"Somehow makes the story of orphaned geese entertaining." |
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The Fog (2005) |
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Splat 0/5 |
Fools Rush In (1996) |
"Fools rush in to watch this stupid romantic comedy." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Fortress 2: Re-Entry (1999) |
"Bad, bad sequel to surprisingly good cult film." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Frankenhooker (1990) |
"Sort of lame Re-Animator wanna-be." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Frankie and Johnny (1991) |
"An okay romantic comedy. A bit on the slow side." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Freaky Friday (1977) |
No article available. |
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Freddy vs. Jason (2003) |
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Tomato 4/5 |
The French Connection (1971) |
"Intense." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Freshman (1990) |
"Sort of amusing. Good turn by Brando." |
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Friday the 13th - Part 1 (1980) |
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Friday the 13th - Part 2 (1981) |
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Splat 0/5 |
"The first was mediocre. The second was bad. This is terrible." |
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From Hell (2001) |
"There wasn't one genuinely frightening moment in the entire film." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Fugitive (1993) |
"Overrated, but fun." |
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