Juicy Cerebellum
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Halloween: Resurrection (2002) |
"Holy mad maniac in a mask, Splat-Man! Good old-fashioned slash-and-hack is back!" |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Hamlet (1990) |
"Zeffirelli does an excellent job at juggling with updating Hamlet, while staying close to the classic play." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Hang 'Em High (1968) |
"Not one of Eastwood's best, but still a good film." |
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Hannibal (2001) |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Happy Gilmore (1996) |
No article available. |
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Happy Hour (2004) |
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"Kids will have nightmares for weeks and adults will be entertained for hours..." |
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The Haunting (1999) |
"This is one Haunting that will only haunt its fledgling studio and De Bont's career as a director." |
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Splat 2/5 |
He Said, She Said (1991) |
"Too bad neither of them said, 'this gimmicky flick isn't worth making.'" |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Heart and Souls (1993) |
"Sappy and overly sentimental. I still liked it, for some reason." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Heavy Metal 2000 (2000) |
"Never captures the frantic energy of the first." |
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Hell Night (1981) |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (1988) |
"More gore than lore, but still a fun film, if you can stomach it." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
"Really cheap horror. Schlocky and fun." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) |
"'Alan Smithee' is a wuss. This film isn't half bad." |
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Hero (2004) |
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Tomato 10/10 |
High Noon (1952) |
"One of the best westerns ever made. Had me on the edge of my seat the entire time!" |
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Splat 0/5 |
Higher Learning (1994) |
"Almost unwatchable." |
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Splat 0/5 |
"This has got to be the worst franchise every created." |
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A History of Violence (2005) |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Hitcher (1985) |
"Fairly effective little thriller." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Hobbit (1977) |
"This was magic to me when I was a child." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Hoffa (1992) |
"An extremely underrated film. Well worth watching, again and again." |
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Hollywood Homicide (2003) |
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Splat 2/5 |
Home Alone (1990) |
No article available. |
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Splat 2/5 |
Home for the Holidays (1995) |
"Lame attempt at trying to make you feel good." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Home Fries (1998) |
"A dark comedy that's artificially dark and is never very funny." |
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Splat 0/5 |
"So damn incredible, it put me to sleep." |
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Honey (2003) |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992) |
"As far as sequels to mediocre movies go, this one's okay." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1996) |
"Honey, this series is starting to suck!" |
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Splat 2/5 |
Honeymoon in Vegas (1992) |
"Comedy version of, 'Indecent Proposal.' Oddly enough, both of them are equally stupid." |
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Splat 1/5 |
The Horror of Party Beach (1963) |
"Good song based on it. The film blows, even if you like cheesy junk (which I do)." |
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The Hours (2002) |
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House (1986) |
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House of Sand and Fog (2003) |
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House of the Dead (2003) |
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House on Haunted Hill (1999) |
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Splat 1/5 |
House Party 3 (1994) |
"The party's over. This film feels more like a hangover." |
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Splat 1/5 |
"Also known as, 'How to Make an American Critic Doze Off."" |
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Splat 0/5 |
"One of the worst sequels ever." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Howling III (1987) |
"Really, was there any point, after the first?" |
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Hulk (2003) |
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Tomato 5/5 |
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923) |
"One of the best silent films ever made. Chaney's makeup is still incredible." |
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The Hunted (2003) |
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Hurlyburly (1998) |
"It's amazing what you'll find if you're willing to look below the surface." |
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