Juicy Cerebellum
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Splat 0/5 |
Mac and Me (1988) |
"A product placement for McDonald's. Hook them kids in quick, and they'll be eating junk for life." |
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The Machinist (2004) |
"It's like a film the Coen Brothers would have made, back when they still made good movies." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Mad About Mambo (2000) |
"To put it politely, I'm glad I saw for free." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Made in America (1993) |
"About the least funny comedy ever created." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Mafia! (1998) |
"Another nail in the coffin of the once hilarious Airplane genre." |
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Malibu's Most Wanted (2003) |
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Man on the Moon (1999) |
"Kaufman died a mystery, one I was hoping would be at least partially unraveled by Man on the Moon." |
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Splat 2/10 |
Man's Best Friend (1993) |
"A smart dog turns from friendly to killer. Like 'Old Yeller' with gore, and a really crummy plot." |
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The Manchurian Candidate (2004) |
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Splat 2/5 |
Maniac Cop (1988) |
"Schlocky, but mildly entertaining." |
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March of the Penguins (2005) |
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Margarita Happy Hour (2001) |
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Splat 0/5 |
Marked for Death (1990) |
"Like almost all of Seagal's pictures -- it's horrid." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Marnie (1964) |
"Not Hitch's best, but still incredible." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Mary Poppins (1964) |
"A lot of fun -- for kids and adults, alike." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Matinee (1993) |
"A fun film. I wish they'd bring back some of the lost magic to 'B' movies." |
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The Matrix (1999) |
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The Matrix Reloaded (2003) |
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The Matrix Revolutions (2003) |
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Splat 1/5 |
Maverick (1994) |
"Mildly amusing - for about 35 seconds." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Maximum Overdrive (1986) |
"Maximum Crap. It sorta revived AC/DC, if that matters." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Meatballs (1979) |
"Has its moments. Murray is funny, as always." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Medicine Man (1992) |
"One of the weakest 'Indiana Jones' rip-offs to date." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Meet the Feebles (1989) |
"A strange little film showing, once again, what an incredible director Jackson is." |
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Meet the Fockers (2004) |
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Memoirs of a Geisha (2005) |
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Splat 1/5 |
Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992) |
"They couldn't go wrong with The Invisible Man could they? Yes, they could." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Menace II Society (1993) |
"A classic film! Introduced mainstream America to the dangers of blowjobs." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Metropolis (1927) |
"Changed the face of film. This movie was far, far ahead of its time." |
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Miami Vice (2006) |
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Splat 0/5 |
Microcosmos (1996) |
"Macro-sucked." |
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Splat 0/5 |
The Mighty Ducks (1992) |
"I chose to work as a cashier at a gas station over being an extra in this. I chose wisely." |
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A Mighty Wind (2003) |
"You could do a lot worse than A Mighty Wind. It's worth a recommendation, just not accolades." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Milagro Beanfield War (1988) |
"Not good. Not bad. Just there." |
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Million Dollar Baby (2004) |
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Minority Report (2002) |
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Miracle (2004) |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Miracle on 34th Street (1947) |
"Formulaic, but charming." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Miracle on 34th Street (1994) |
"Decent remake that goes on far too long." |
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The Missing (2003) |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Mo' Better Blues (1990) |
"Denzel Washington really comes into his own in this one, as a struggling jazz musician. Worth a rental for his performance, alone!" |
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Splat 2/5 |
Money Train (1995) |
"Snipes and Harrelson are still good together, but the screenplay stinks." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Monkey Shines (1988) |
"Romero without zombies = boring." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Monsieur Verdoux (1947) |
"Stunningly daring social satire." |
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Monster House (2006) |
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Tomato 4/5 |
"Monty Python doesn't get better than this!" |
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Splat 2/5 |
"An okay comedy. More jokes fall flat than bring out a laugh." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Mother (1996) |
"Brooks has always been a second-rate Woody Allen to me. This is a second-rate Brooks' film." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Mother Night (1996) |
"Surprisingly good Vonnegut adaptation" |
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