Juicy Cerebellum
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Splat 2/5 |
Pacific Heights (1990) |
"Michael Keaton as a malicious tenant. Aren't you scared just thinking about it?" |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Pale Rider (1985) |
"Not Clint's best western, but entertaining enough." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Pallbearer (1996) |
"Nice little rip-off of 'The Graduate.' Actually holds up on its own." |
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Pan's Labyrinth (2006) |
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Panic Room (2002) |
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Parasite (1982) |
"Makes Demi Moore's later crappy movies look like Casablanca." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Parent Trap (1961) |
"Pretty good family film. Helps that Hayley Mills was my first crush, when I was 10 years old." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Parenthood (1989) |
"Maybe you need to be a parent to like this, because I thought it was lifeless." |
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The Passion of the Christ (2004) |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Paths of Glory (1957) |
"Kubrick's best film. A powerful, emotional picture that shouldn't be missed!" |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Patriot Games (1992) |
"Not bad. Pretty intense ending." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The People Under the Stairs (1991) |
"Goofy fun for fans of schlocky horror films." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Perfect (1985) |
"A vanity project that went nowhere." |
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A Perfect Murder (1998) |
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Splat 0/5 |
Pete's Dragon (1977) |
"This movie sucked so bad, I even hated it as a kid." |
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Peter Pan (2003) |
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Phantasm (1978) |
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Phantasm (1978) |
"An unsurpassed forfather to horror greats such as the original A Nightmare on Elm Street." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1999) |
"Another great entry into the series." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Phantom of the Opera (1998) |
"Bland" |
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Splat 2/5 |
Phenomenon (1996) |
"Pretty lame Scientology type stuff." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
The Philadelphia Story (1940) |
"Hepburn, Grant and Stewart star in one of the best romantic comedies ever made!" |
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Phone Booth (2003) |
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The Pianist (2002) |
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Splat 1/5 |
Picture Perfect (1997) |
"Not quite bad enough to call rancid, and that's the best I can say for it." |
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Pieces of April (2003) |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Pink Flamingos (1972) |
"The film Waters is still trying to top." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Pinocchio's Revenge (1996) |
"The movie sucked, but it deserves a good tomato, just for its name." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Pippi Longstocking (1997) |
"Not even watchable. This freakish film defines "lowbrow."" |
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Splat 2/10 |
Piranha 2: The Spawning (1982) |
"Oh ... my .... gawd, they fly now! This is so bad it's, well, bad." |
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Pit and the Pendulum (1991) |
"Not bad, but I expected a lot more from Stuart Gordon." |
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Planet of the Apes (2001) |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Play It Again, Sam (1972) |
"I was laughing so hard, it was difficult to breathe." |
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Pleasantville (1998) |
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Splat 0/5 |
Plump Fiction (1998) |
"Possibly the most 'unfunny' movie ever made." |
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Splat 0/5 |
"I believe this was the first movie I ever walked out of, before it came to a close." |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Poltergeist (1982) |
"Spielberg said this was a product of his nightmares. The first time I saw it I was 12. Ever since, Spielberg's nigtmares have been my own. A horror classic." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
"Slightly entertaining, even though most of it sucks." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Poltergeist III (1988) |
"Horrible. Rotten. Don't waste your time." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) |
"Disney always sucked with Pooh. Go read the books." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Porky's (1981) |
"Juvenile and trashy. Not in a good way." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Predator 2 (1990) |
"Entertaining and full of violence. Not even close to as good as the first, but well worth watching." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Pretty in Pink (1986) |
"As a Gen-X member, I will be flogged for saying so, but this movie sucked." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Pretty Woman (1990) |
"One of the few comedy-romances of the past 15 years that actually works." |
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Splat 5/10 |
Prince of Darkness (1987) |
"An okay rental. Didn't even come close to living up to its potential." |
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The Prince of Egypt (1998) |
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Splat 0/5 |
Princess Caraboo (1994) |
"This would probably be a hit in 2003. Yes, it is that horrible." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Private Benjamin (1980) |
"Ugh! I lose faith in Americans when they make garbage like this into a hit." |
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Psycho (1998) |
"The new cast just cannot live up to the one Hitch assembled back in 1960!" |
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