Juicy Cerebellum
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Tomato 3/5 |
Radio Flyer (1992) |
"A bittersweet and underrated drama." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) |
"One of the best films -- if not THEE best film -- ever made!" |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Rain Man (1988) |
"Never gets dated. Never gets old. A timeless film about the power of family." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Raising Cain (1992) |
"Weak thriller. Lost potential. Lithgow is good." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Rambo III (1988) |
"Not any worse than the second, but I still say this series should have ended with the first." |
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Rat Race (2001) |
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Rats: Night of Terror (1983) |
"It's there to watch once, laugh at and then use the DVD for a coaster." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Raw Deal (1986) |
"So bad it's painful. If there wasn't a "Terminator," there would be no "Ahnuld."" |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Re-Animator (1985) |
"A bloody fun time for those with strong stomachs." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Rear Window (1998) |
"Reeve gives it his all, but unfortunately the creative team doesn't." |
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Red Dragon (2002) |
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Red Eye (2005) |
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Splat 1/5 |
Red Heat (1988) |
"This thing was a dud in the 80s. That's saying something." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Red Scorpion (1989) |
"Dolph's probably still wondering why his star's no longer shining." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Red Sonja (1985) |
"Horrible spawn of the mediocre Conan the Barbarian." |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Ref (1994) |
"Almost good. Emphasis on the 'almost.'" |
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Reign of Fire (2002) |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Relic (1997) |
"Monster runs through museum. Audience gets bored." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Repossessed (1990) |
"BAD wanna-be comedy. Really lame." |
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Splat 1/5 |
The Rescuers Down Under (1990) |
"I had my first epileptic seizure while watching this film. It was more exciting than this tepid sequel." |
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Resident Evil (2002) |
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Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) |
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Splat 0/5 |
The Return of Jafar (1994) |
"Who actually buys these stupid 'made-for-video' sequels?" |
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Return of the Living Dead (1985) |
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Splat 0/5 |
"An absolute waste." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Return to Oz (1985) |
"Faithfully brings the Oz books to life. A classic." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991) |
"Not even teen lust can justify watching this film." |
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Reunion (2002) |
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Splat 1/5 |
Revenge of the Creature (1955) |
"This series went to crap faster than Freddy Krueger's." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Revenge of the Nerds (1984) |
"It was an 80's thing." |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Right Stuff (1983) |
"Bored me to death, but it was the first time I was hit on, so it was worth it." |
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The Ring (2002) |
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The Ring Two (2005) |
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Tomato 4/5 |
River's Edge (1987) |
"Disturbing, overlooked, excellent film." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Road House (1989) |
"I hated this movie as a teen. Haven't seen it since." |
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Road to Perdition (2002) |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Robin Hood (1922) |
"Douglas Fairbanks rocked!" |
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Tomato 3/5 |
"It wasn't exactly an epic, but it was entertaining, and that's good enough." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Robocop 2 (1990) |
"Fairly crummy sequel with a few redeeming action sequences." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Rock-A-Doodle (1992) |
"Slightly enjoyable waste of time." |
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Rocky Balboa (2006) |
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Splat 1/5 |
Rocky III (1982) |
"This is when the Rocky series went from 'good' to 'horrible crap.'" |
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Tomato 5/5 |
Roger & Me (1989) |
"Effective." |
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Splat 1/10 |
Rover Dangerfield (1991) |
"One of the worst animated films ever, even if you are a fan of Dangerfield." |
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Tomato 5/5 |
"One of the most beautiful, heartfelt holiday programs ever aired on broadcast television." |
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Splat 0/5 |
"Worse than 'Sweatin' to the Oldies.' This movie is torturous." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Rudy (1993) |
"Tired "against all odds" picture." |
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Rugrats Go Wild (2003) |
"The only sequel I'd like to see, after enduring this one, is Rugrats Get Cancelled." |
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The Rugrats Movie (1998) |
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Runaway Bride (1999) |
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