Splat 2/5 |
Factory Girl (2007) |
"Sienna Miller brings bright eyes and shapeshifting commitment to a script that doesn't always deserve it." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
Faithless (2001) |
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Alexander Walker |
Splat 2/5 |
Fame (2009) |
"Virtually everything about Allison Burnett's screenplay is blander, dumber and less daring than the original." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 1/5 |
The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) |
"Less than fantastic." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat |
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) |
"Whereas Dahl kept his foxes and other animals relatively true to their wild selves, Anderson humanises and Americanises without bothering to establish a coherent set of rules for his far too self-consciously quirky universe." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
The Farewell (2002) |
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Christopher Tookey |
Splat 0/5 |
Fast & Furious (2009) |
"The film appears to have been not so much directed as welded together out of other bad movies that have crashed and burned." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 2/5 |
Fermat's Room (2008) |
"The film is sufficiently tense, economical and fast-moving to warrant a Hollywood remake, but lacks the lethal menace or twisted ingenuity of the original Saw." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
Fiddler on the Roof (1971) |
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Christopher Tookey |
Splat |
Fighting (2009) |
"The talented cast deserved better than turgid direction and a cliched script." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat |
The Final Destination (2009) |
"It's exactly like Final Destination 1, 2 and 3, but in 3D. Unfortunately, three-dimensional images do little more than show up the one-dimensional characters." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
Final Destination 2 (2003) |
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Christopher Tookey |
- |
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) |
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Matthew Bond |
Splat |
Finding Forrester (2000) |
"All signs of intelligent life are sacrificed to Hollywood formula and liberal wish-fulfilment." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 1/5 |
Fired Up (2009) |
"Dross." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Firehouse Dog (2007) |
"Needs hosing down." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 1/5 |
The Firm (2009) |
"A redundant compendium of blokeish cliches." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 1/5 |
Fish Tank (2009) |
"Dreary and unoriginal, like hundreds of its sub-Ken Loach predecessors, this is how Billy Elliott might have turned out had it been made by a collective of depressive Essex girls." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 1/5 |
Flanders (2006) |
"In the gutter, looking at something or other, but definitely not the stars." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Flawless (2007) |
"They don't make thrillers like this any more, and for good reason." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
Formula 51 (2002) |
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Matthew Bond |
- |
The Forsaken (2001) |
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Jason Solomons |
Splat 1/5 |
The Fountain (2006) |
"Aronofsky's last effort, Requiem For A Dream, was a heartfelt film about drug addiction which I greatly admired. Here, alas, he addresses a big, metaphysical topic with pitiful naivety. And he goes on and on and on, with nothing interesting to say." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 1/5 |
Four Christmases (2008) |
"Witherspoon and Vaughn are physically ill-matched. She has never looked tinier, while the always gigantic Vaughn has put on so much weight that I half-expected the big plot revelation to be that he'd eaten her twin sister." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 2/5 |
The Fox and the Child (2008) |
"This isn't Fantastic Mr Fox, it's just an ordinary vixen who I wished would stay well away from this tiresome child, and let her make some friends with someone of her own age and species." |
Christopher Tookey |
Tomato |
Frailty (2002) |
"This is one of the outstanding thrillers of recent years." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 2/5 |
French Film (2008) |
"The actors give their all, but there's not enough here that's fresh. French Film is plodding and predictable - frightfully English, and not in a good way." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
Frida (2002) |
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Christopher Tookey |
Splat 0/5 |
Friday the 13th (2009) |
"There's no need to look beyond Friday The 13th as the year's most rancid remake." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
From Hell (2001) |
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Christopher Tookey |
Tomato 5/5 |
Frost/Nixon (2008) |
"It manages to turn the process behind a talk show into a riveting thriller, even though most of us already think we know the outcome." |
Christopher Tookey |
Tomato 3/5 |
Frozen River (2008) |
"As a quiet celebration of ordinary women's resourcefulness, the film is well-crafted, sensitively acted and modestly affecting." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
Full Frontal (2002) |
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Christopher Tookey |