Splat 2/5 |
Macbeth (2007) |
"Double, double toil and trouble, handgun burn and jacuzzi indifferently percolate." |
Tom Cox |
Splat 2/5 |
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) |
"It's for children, rather than families. Adults can safely avoid." |
Christopher Tookey |
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Maléna (2000) |
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Christopher Tookey |
Splat |
Man on the Train (2003) |
"Bleak, blue lighting and washed out colours emphasise the wintriness of the tale; but there isn't nearly enough dramatic conflict to sustain this to feature length." |
Christopher Tookey |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Mark of an Angel (2008) |
"This is a curious and unusual film, but unfortunately more admirable than enjoyable." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
The Martins (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
Tomato |
Max Manus (2008) |
"It's meticulously researched as regards period detail, and the whole thing is full of excitement and suspense." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat |
Max Payne (2008) |
"Director John Moore is clearly more interested in hot babes, body tattoos and slo-mo shootings than he is in story or characterisation. Max Payne offers Min Pleasure." |
Christopher Tookey |
Tomato 4/5 |
Me and Orson Welles (2009) |
"Zac Efron proves again that he's more than a pretty face in this period charmer, but the performance you'll remember to the end of your days is from an unknown British actor called Christian McKay." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
Me Without You (2002) |
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Christopher Tookey |
- |
Me, You, Them (2001) |
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Christopher Tookey |
- |
Mean Machine (2002) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat |
Men in Black II (2002) |
"The problem with the sequel is that Jones is missing from the action for too long." |
Matthew Bond |
- |
Men of Honor (2000) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
Merci Pour le Chocolat (2002) |
Click here to see the review. |
Matthew Bond |
Splat 2/5 |
Mesrine: Killer Instinct (2009) |
"I'm unconvinced that Mesrine was worthy of a four-hour biopic. He's just not that interesting, and though he may have the killer instinct, this movie sags too frequently to have the thriller instinct." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
The Mexican (2001) |
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Christopher Tookey |
Tomato 4/5 |
Michael Clayton (2007) |
"A good fix from a good fixer." |
Tom Cox |
Tomato |
Michael Jackson's This Is It (2009) |
"The film is a fantastic monument to Jackson but it does us a dis-service by not giving us a sense of what made him die." |
Baz Bamigboye |
- |
Mike Bassett: England Manager (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 2/5 |
Milk (2008) |
"The frustrating aspect of the movie is that it could - and should - have been a moving drama. Instead, it settles for being agit-prop." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 2/5 |
Mirrors (2008) |
"The script fails to come up with a convincing reason for the mirrors behaving as nastily as they do, and the final twist is effective only if you don't, as it were, reflect upon it." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat |
Miss March (2009) |
"Cregger is so dull that it might be an improvement if he slipped back into a coma." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day (2008) |
"I can't imagine it appealing much to anyone below the age of 70. It offers a stale, rather than nostalgic, whiff of brilliantine and moth-eaten antimacassars." |
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The Missing (2003) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
Tomato 4/5 |
Moliere (2007) |
"When the French do period drama well, they tend to do it very, very well." |
Tom Cox |
- |
Mona Lisa Smile (2003) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
Monsoon Wedding (2002) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
Monster (2003) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
Tomato 3/5 |
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) |
"They're outweighed by moments of real, albeit surreal, charm - like when gelatinous BOB chats up a dish of pineapple jelly at a pool party - that would melt the heart of even a sentient blob of gloop." |
Patrick Marmion |
Tomato 3/5 |
Moon (2009) |
"Pitched at the other end of the sci-fi market from Transformers 2, this is too quirky and cerebral to be a hit, but it's more than a space oddity." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
Moonlight Mile (2002) |
Click here to see the review. |
Lynne Truss |
- |
Morvern Callar (2002) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
Moulin Rouge (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 0/5 |
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007) |
"Mr Magorium’s Terrible Tedium." |
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- |
Mulholland Dr. (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
The Mummy Returns (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat |
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) |
"Mindless popcorn movies are fine, as long as they're inventive and don't treat their audience like idiots. But this one isn't, and does." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
Murder by Numbers (2002) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
Tomato 4/5 |
Music and Lyrics (2007) |
"This is a highly entertaining little comedy that soars far above the usual level of chick-flick." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
The Musketeer (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 0/5 |
Mutant Chronicles (2009) |
"This is a gruesome film, even by modern standards. It is also utterly devoid of a point, or interesting ideas." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 0/5 |
My Best Friend's Girl (2008) |
"This is one of those films that would be enormously improved by the arrival of 100 crazy Somali pirates who would proceed to take the entire cast hostage." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 0/5 |
My Life in Ruins (2009) |
"It's like Mamma Mia! without the songs, wit and charm, or Shirley Valentine after a full frontal lobotomy." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 1/5 |
My Sister's Keeper (2009) |
"With direction this leaden and scripting this ham-fisted, my suspicion is that there will be far too many dry eyes in the house." |
Christopher Tookey |
- |
My Wife is an Actress (2002) |
Click here to see the review. |
Christopher Tookey |
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