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Taboo (2000) |
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Matthew Bond |
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The Tailor of Panama (2001) |
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Jason Solomons |
Splat 2/5 |
Taken (2009) |
"Seeing a personification of America exterminate pesky foreigners as if they're so many cockroaches does have entertainment value, despite its worrying overtones. It's just weird that it's been made, with no apparent irony, by a couple of Frenchmen." |
Christopher Tookey |
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Taking Lives (2004) |
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Christopher Tookey |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) |
"The Taking Of Pelham 123 may not be up there with his best, but it's professional, fast-moving and holds the interest. It will pay a few bills, which is the only reason it exists." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 1/5 |
Taking Woodstock (2009) |
"Undermining the entire snooze-fest is Lee and Schamus's sentimental, clichéd view of Woodstock as the last flowering of hippie innocence." |
Christopher Tookey |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Tale of Despereaux (2008) |
"For all its faults, it ranks among the liveliest, best-looking and most imaginative films of the year. And not only small children will love that mouse." |
Christopher Tookey |
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The Tao of Steve (2000) |
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Christopher Tookey |
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Tape (2001) |
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Christopher Tookey |
- |
The Taste of Others (2001) |
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Christopher Tookey |
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Taxi 2 (2000) |
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Christopher Tookey |
Splat |
Tears of the Black Tiger (2000) |
"An oddity, all right: you may find it of interest once. I doubt if you'll want to see its like again." |
Alexander Walker |
Tomato 3/5 |
Telstar: The Joe Meek Story (2009) |
"Like Meek's music, it's not much good and definitely not sophisticated, but I enjoyed it." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 2/5 |
Terminator Salvation (2009) |
"It's brainless, it's soulless, and it gave me a headache." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat |
The Clone Wars (2008) |
"Heaven knows why Star Wars creator George Lucas thought this worthy of a cinema release. It is an amateurishly written, inadequately animated, tenth-rate rip-off." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 0/5 |
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) |
"The Christmas turkey has landed, in the form of 20th Century Fox's worst blockbuster ever." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 1/5 |
Then She Found Me (2008) |
"Unendurable American middle-aged whingeing." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat |
They (2002) |
"Too ordinary to restore [Harmon] to prominence, despite some creepy scenes that evoke childish night terrors, and a praiseworthy attempt to generate suspense rather than gross out the audience." |
Christopher Tookey |
Tomato |
Thirteen (2003) |
"The script was based on first-hand experience, and a lot of it rings chillingly true." |
Christopher Tookey |
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Thirteen Days (2000) |
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Christopher Tookey |
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Thirteen Ghosts (2001) |
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Christopher Tookey |
- |
This Filthy Earth (2001) |
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Christopher Tookey |
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Thunderpants (2002) |
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Lynne Truss |
- |
Tigerland (2000) |
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Matthew Bond |
- |
The Time Machine (2002) |
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Christopher Tookey |
- |
Time Out (2002) |
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Lynne Truss |
Splat 2/5 |
The Time Traveler's Wife (2009) |
"It could have been thought-provoking drama, but settles for being a novelette-ish tear-jerker. I hate the dismissive phrase 'chick flick' but that's what this is, and it could have been a whole lot more." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat 1/5 |
Tormented (2009) |
"It's pacily directed by Jon Wright, but Stephen Prentice's script is clichéd and unsophisticated, with characters too young to have seen Scream and probably too dumb to understand it." |
Christopher Tookey |
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Town and Country (2001) |
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Christopher Tookey |
Splat 0/5 |
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) |
"Even if it were a more tolerable 90 minutes, it would still sum up everything that is most tedious, crass and despicable about modern Hollywood." |
Christopher Tookey |
Tomato 3/5 |
Transporter 3 (2008) |
"Transporter 3 is going to make an awful lot of money. It has in abundance the ingredient that was missing from the last Bond film: a sense of its own idiocy." |
Christopher Tookey |
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Trapped (2002) |
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Christopher Tookey |
Tomato |
Triangle (2009) |
"Any director who can make a film that dares to be this expressionistic is a talent to watch." |
Christopher Tookey |
Tomato 3/5 |
Tropic Thunder (2008) |
"The first ten minutes of this are so hilarious, it's a mystery why the other 97 are so lacking in laughs." |
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The Tuxedo (2002) |
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Christopher Tookey |
Tomato 4/5 |
Twilight (2008) |
"Director Catherine Hardwicke (who made Thirteen) captures perfectly the breathless thrill, fear and fascination of first love." |
Christopher Tookey |
Splat |
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) |
"Tedious, long-winded and not so much undead as almost entirely devoid of life." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Two Lovers (2009) |
"For all its oddity, and despite falling short of full-on David Lynch-style weirdness, it has a sweetness and warmth that makes it worth the effort." |
Patrick Marmion |
Splat |
Two Men Went to War (2004) |
"The whole thing suffers from ponderous pacing, and falls into that treacherous no man's land midway between comedy and drama." |
Christopher Tookey |
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