Splat 1/4 |
Jackass: The Movie (2002) |
"To say that this vapid vehicle is downright doltish and uneventful is just as obvious as telling a country skunk that he has severe body odor." |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 2/4 |
The Jacket (2005) |
"...feels very laborious and restrictive in its hallucinatory haze. What it boils down to is this: if The Jacket doesn’t fit, you must not acquit." |
Frank Ochieng |
Tomato 3/5 |
Jacob the Liar (1974) |
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Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
Tomato 3/5 |
Jacob's Ladder (1990) |
"Although slightly convoluted and disjointed, Jacob's Ladder is a hypnotic psychological thriller that makes use of its fuzzy orientation. An exceptionally odd and captivating drama that will leave one scratching their head" |
Frank Ochieng |
Tomato |
Jarhead (2005) |
"Jarhead is one of the most reflective and meditative military melodramas to be conceived from the point of view of the weary trigger-happy Marine." |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 1/5 |
Jason X (2002) |
"Isaac brings back the slaughtering cad under new circumstances although the results remain old...maybe he'll cut his own miserable hockey-masked head off therefore sparing us the inevitable development of Jason XI: The Slaying Stupidity Continues!." |
Frank Ochieng |
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) |
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David Litton |
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Jeepers Creepers (2001) |
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David Litton |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) |
"Given the fact Salva’s narrative is ridiculously structured courtesy of some feeble pedestrian direction, this second installment of Jeepers Creepers certainly isn’t worth capturing your curious peepers." |
Frank Ochieng |
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Jerry Maguire (1996) |
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David Litton |
Splat 2/4 |
Jersey Girl (2004) |
"...barren and cloying...Ironically, Jersey Girl could use some of the disastrous Gigli-style Bennifer hype to boost this reductive romancer into moderate gear" |
Frank Ochieng |
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Jet Lag (2003) |
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David Litton |
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Jim Brown: All American (2002) |
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Frank Ochieng |
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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) |
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Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
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Joe Somebody (2001) |
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Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
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John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001) |
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David Litton |
Splat 1.5/4 |
John Q (2002) |
"If you can imagine Oscar-winning actor Denzel Washington's former '80's TV series St. Elsewhere crossed with the engrossing urgency of Dog Day Afternoon, then you'll have Nick Cassavetes's sanctimonious and awkward hostage hospital drama" |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 1.5/4 |
John Tucker Must Die (2006) |
"Idiotic, unimaginative, lazy and tedious to boot, John Tucker Must Die should be more of a wishful command than a simple-minded title to a klutzy comedy." |
Frank Ochieng |
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Johnny English (2003) |
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David Litton |
Splat 2/5 |
Johnny Mnemonic (1995) |
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Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Johnson Family Vacation (2004) |
"...a punishing and weary family farce...the monotonous moments are as lost and aimless as a harried nomad with amnesia...the slapstick energy is undeniably mawkish
" |
Frank Ochieng |
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Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002) |
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David Litton |
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Joshua (2002) |
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David Litton |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Joy Ride (2001) |
"You'll feel like you're an unwilling passenger along for a bumpy trip in John Dahl's road rage thriller Joy Ride -- Dahl dresses up this fuel-injected spectacle with silly-minded edge-of-your-seat fury" |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 2/4 |
Jungle Book 2 (2003) |
"Disney’s The Jungle Book 2, contrary to belief, doesn’t have all the “Bare Necessities” needed to elevate this simplistic family fare beyond its direct-to-video status...a recycled, third-rate kiddie diversion that Disney haphazardly conjured up" |
Frank Ochieng |
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Jurassic Park III (2001) |
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Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
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Just a Kiss (2002) |
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David Litton |
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Just Married (2003) |
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Frank Ochieng |
Splat 1/4 |
Just My Luck (2006) |
"Slight, pointless and convincingly witless. Lohan's cinematic Luck runs out instantaneously...[this] convoluted comical piece is as lucky as a mutilated 2-leaf clover" |
Frank Ochieng |
Tomato 3/5 |
Just One of the Guys (1985) |
"Innocuous and highly-spirited screwball comedy about changing genders in a zany nod for advancement. Gottlieb's nutty narrative is inspired in its cheap laughs" |
Frank Ochieng |
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Juwanna Mann (2002) |
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David Litton |