Tomato 2.5/4 |
Madagascar (2005) |
"...surprisingly plain and punchless. Still, Madagascar playfully aims to please its intended viewers (read: tykes) with its wandering spirit." |
Frank Ochieng |
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Madame Sata (2003) |
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David Litton |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Maid in Manhattan (2002) |
"So pick up a dust rag and tidy up your room -- you'll have more of an engaging experience than being subject to this baseless, breezy hokum." |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
The Majestic (2001) |
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David Litton |
- |
Malibu's Most Wanted (2003) |
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Frank Ochieng |
- |
Malice (1993) |
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David Litton |
- |
Mambo Italiano (2003) |
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David Litton |
Splat 2/4 |
The Man (2005) |
"...scattered traces of bickering, bantering and belligerence without an ounce of constructive energy to make this sassy salt-n-pepper actioner a palatable diversion" |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
A Man Apart (2003) |
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David Litton |
Splat 1.5/4 |
A Man Apart (2003) |
"Overall, A Man Apart is a carelessly clunky and protrusive production that feels as deep as a nostalgically naughty Starsky and Hutch rerun—only without the natural charm and genuine conviction." |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
The Man from Elysian Fields (2002) |
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David Litton |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Man From Snowy River (1982) |
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Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
Splat 2/4 |
Man of the House (2005) |
"...a languishing farce...the welcoming cleavage of the strutting tasty tarts aren’t enough to breathe life into this interminable Texas-style football fable" |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Man of the Year (2006) |
"[A] piece of pithy political pap. Sadly, [this] Man has all the biting promise of a crooked two-bit hack accepting a corporate kickback at a Chucky Cheese restaurant." |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
Man on the Train (2003) |
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David Litton |
- |
The Man Who Fell To Earth (1976) |
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David Litton |
- |
The Man Without a Past (2003) |
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David Litton |
- |
A Man, a Woman and a Bank (1979) |
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David Litton |
- |
Manhunter (1986) |
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David Litton |
- |
Manic (2003) |
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David Litton |
- |
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) |
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David Litton |
Splat 1/4 |
Marci X (2003) |
"...a tremendously clumsy and disastrous dud for the ages...a staggeringly inept romp that plays like stale fodder in a nostalgic Luther Campbell/2Live Crew home movie." |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
Marooned (1969) |
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David Litton |
Splat 2/4 |
Martin Lawrence Live - Runteldat (2002) |
"And if you appreciate the one-sided theme to Lawrence's over-indulgent tirade, then knock yourself out and enjoy the big screen postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest. If you are willing to do this, then you so crazy!" |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994) |
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David Litton |
- |
Masked and Anonymous (2003) |
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David Litton |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) |
"...curiously dull and staid...spells trouble for an elaborate and adventurous film that desperately relies on its action-oriented swashbuckling tendencies" |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Master of Disguise (2002) |
"...it is definitely a come down to see the resilient comic attached to this excruciating, infantile flick. Conversely, Carvey needs to go incognito with the flaccid family fare The Master of Disguise" |
Frank Ochieng |
Tomato 4/4 |
Match Point (2005) |
"...thoroughly engrossing and provocatively taut...keenly sophisticated, wryly humorous and mischievous...one of Allen’s best films in recent memory." |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
Matchstick Men (2003) |
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David Litton |
- |
The Matrix (1999) |
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David Litton |
- |
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) |
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David Litton |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) |
"...visually vigorous and devoutly exhilarating...a frenetic fable that’s thankfully rousing and robust...undeniably rapid, exotic, and marvelous in its impressive viewing." |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) |
"A dazzling Misfire that is lost amongst its own hype and been there seen that special FX that unfold in a very plodding and methodical manner." |
Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
- |
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) |
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David Litton |
- |
Max (2002) |
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David Litton |
Splat 2/5 |
Maxie (1985) |
"A directionless and flaccid farce...an uncharacteristic misfire for the usually dependable Glenn Close" |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 2/5 |
Maximum Overdrive (1986) |
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Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
Tomato 3/4 |
Mean Girls (2004) |
"...a wicked and wily commentary on feminine teenage torture...armed with savage wit and a snappy attitude to match...a smart and sassy gem" |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
Mean Streets (1973) |
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David Litton |
Splat 2/4 |
The Medallion (2003) |
"...another generic and labored Jackie Chan action comedy that has no real kinetic kick to its nutty conception...this Medallion shouldn’t be worn proudly around Chan’s neck" |
Frank Ochieng |
Tomato 3/5 |
Medicine Man (1992) |
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Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
Splat 2/4 |
Meet the Fockers (2004) |
"...[a] star-studded but tediously uneven low-brow sequel...Meet the Fockers is pretty much a flavorless family affair to forget" |
Frank Ochieng |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Meet the Robinsons (2007) |
"Meet the Robinsons an actively spunky futuristic sci-fi showcase...one cannot deny its spry presentation that gives the movie an infectious cheeky charm." |
Frank Ochieng |
Tomato 3/5 |
Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992) |
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Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
- |
Men In Black (1997) |
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David Litton |
Splat 2/4 |
Men in Black II (2002) |
"The Men in Black II are back to save us from the out-of-this-world vermin. But who's out to save us from the piffle of this sequel's "alien"-ating existence?" |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Men in Black II (2002) |
"How to ruin a movie franchise made simple." |
Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
Splat 2/4 |
The Messengers (2007) |
"However, in their (The Pangs) first serving of an American-made boofest served with all the fixings of a horror-induced bunt cake the taste still remains strikingly superficial" |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
Metropolis (1927) |
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David Litton |