H.G. Wells' The Food of the Gods (1976)

"Mosquitos that can puncture a man's entire head. How can you go wrong with that, I ask you."

Hamlet (1996)

"The few missteps, mostly in casting, are a drop in the bucket when it comes to this adaptation."

Hanging Garden (1997)

"If you can clue into Fitzgerald's blend of surreality and reality in not just the same film, but the same frame, then you'll be just fine."

The Hangover (2009)

"Galifianakis is a revelation of wrong."

Happiness (1998)

"If the film had managed somehow to keep the humor in with the shock quality, it would have been a triumph."

Happy Holiday Hearth (2002)

"Nice novelty gift and inexpensively priced. Too funny not to buy."

Hardware Wars (1977)

"Whatever faults the extra stuff has, the people behind the film get points for the sheer insanity behind it--and the film by itself would be worth owning."

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

"It's fairly solid--not to mention well edited so that it certainly doesn't feel like a film that strays past the two and a half mark."

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)

"The film itself is a treat. I wish I could say the same for the DVD that's been released."

Hawk the Slayer (1981)

"Oh, baby. It is so bad, it circumnavigates the scale and comes back to good again."

He Got Game (1998)

"Spike Lee tries to make two movies here--and give him points for almost pulling it off."

The Hearse (1980)

"By Cthulhu's mighty tentacles, this is a bad movie!"

Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (1988)

"In franchise history there have been a lot worse sequels than this turned out to be. Yes, that's a bit of a compliment."

Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)

"This is far removed from the depraved grandeur of Barker, so the movie falls flat. Instead of opening a way to Hell, Trevor uses the Box to get rid of his wife. How banal."

Help! (1965)

"More cinematically influential than you know, this film showed that the Fab Four had great comic timing amongst their other already well-documented skills."

Henry Rollins - Live At Luna Park (2003)

"Any Rollins fan will want to own this so that they can inflict it on unsuspecting Rollins newbies and convert them on the spot. We've tried this in house--it works."

Henry V (1989)

"Many fine feature film versions of Shakespeare exist. Few can match this one for raw power."

Hetty Wainthropp Investigates (2004)

"The actors, especially Routledge and Monaghan, are quite good and the writing is tight and well done."

Hideous Kinky (1999)

"Oh I'm sorry, I don't understand what any of this is for, it must be art. Pardon the hell out of me."

High Fidelity (2000)

"The film has enough sense to balance the poignancy with the gutlaughs, and great music with smart dialogue."

High School Boot Camp (2004)

"If you have kids, it'll make you either grateful that yours aren't true hellions or if they are, it will let you know there's action that can be taken. "

Highlander (1986)

"Great concept + sharp-edged weapons + Connery = enduring fantasy classic."

Highlander: The Source (2007)

"When you revitalize a franchise, you want to satisfy the fans but make it easy for new viewers to get involved in the story. This movie fails miserably on all counts."

History of the World: Part 1 (1981)

"The fact that there has been no Part 2 is ample proof that God hates us all."