- |
Jackass: Number Two (2006) |
"Interview with Johnny Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine" |
Frank Swietek |
Splat F |
Jackass: Number Two (2006) |
"It would be easy to go on at length about how tasteless and repulsive the movie is, but what's really depressing about it is the repetitiveness and tedium." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat F |
Jackass: The Movie (2002) |
"Like being trapped at a perpetual frat party...How can something so gross be so boring?" |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C- |
The Jacket (2005) |
"Lukewarm kitsch...neither powerful enough to be taken seriously nor splashily crude enough to be a guilty pleasure." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat D+ |
Jackpot (2001) |
"For the audience this dreary piece is truly a losing proposition." |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato 3/5 |
James and the Giant Peach (1996) |
No article available. |
Frank Swietek |
Splat D |
The Jane Austen Book Club (2007) |
"An ensemble dramedy of manners that wrongly thinks it's clever and insightful, and will curdle the blood of all but the most soft-hearted viewers." |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato B |
Japanese Story (2004) |
"The makers sustain its fragile, delicate spirit with considerable skill...in its curiously muted, ruminative fashion it proves oddly affecting." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C |
Jarhead (2005) |
"While beautifully crafted from a purely visual standpoint, the film remains structurally chaotic and emotionally remote." |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato 3/5 |
Jason and the Argonauts (2000) |
No article available. |
Frank Swietek |
Splat F |
Jason X (2002) |
"Deserving of immediate X-cision and X-termination, and its
makers forced to to perform some act of X-piation for it." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat D+ |
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) |
"A flick designed so exclusively for his rabid fans that
outsiders won't even understand, let alone enjoy it." |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato 4/5 |
Jean de Florette (1987) |
No article available. |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C |
Jeepers Creepers (2001) |
"The first half...is surprisingly lithe and stylish...That's not enough,
unfortunately, to save its increasingly poor second half, which
careens into silliness." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C |
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) |
"'Jeepers Creepers 2' isn't terrible, just mediocre...it adds nothing to the genre and, like most sequels, doesn't top the initial installment." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat 2/5 |
Jeffrey (1995) |
No article available. |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C |
Jennifer's Body (2009) |
"You have to give Cody and her cohorts credit for trying to pump some new blood into a stale genre, and there are moments of inspired cleverness...but they're not frequent or sustained enough." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat 2/5 |
Jericho (1937) |
No article available. |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato B- |
Jerichow (2009) |
"Isn't startlingly new, but it's a nice twist on a familiar formula, and should satisfy anyone who wants to see the postman, as it were, ring yet again." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C- |
Jersey Girl (2004) |
"You might think you're trapped in a 'Bachelor Father' marathon...though it's hardly 'Gigli' redux, it's so mercilessly sweet and cloying that it might make you gagli." |
Frank Swietek |
- |
Jersey Girl (2004) |
"Interview with Kevin Smith" |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato B+ |
Jesus Camp (2006) |
"The scariest movie of the season by far...a fine, thought-provoking documentary." |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato B |
Jesus' Son (1999) |
"Despite the occasional miscalculation and disappointing last half-hour, an estimable piece of work." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C |
Jet Lag (2003) |
"A slight, wispy confection that never manages to take wing." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat 2/5 |
JFK (1991) |
No article available. |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C- |
Jiminy Glick in LaLaWood (2004) |
"Sporadically amusing but more often flat...its batting average is regrettably low." |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato B |
Jimmy Carter Man From Plains (2007) |
"A sympathetic but rounded portrait...that's both inspiring and revealing about a man praised by some and unconscionably reviled by others." |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato B- |
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) |
"It's no 'Shrek,' and not even a 'Monsters, Inc.,' but it's a genial
kidflick that should amuse the younger set." |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato B |
Jindabyne (2007) |
"The film's sensitive treatment of the domestic issues at the center of the story goes far to make up for the more problematic passages." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat D- |
Joe Dirt (2001) |
"A grubby Forrest Gump minus the computer-generated presidents and the charm." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C |
Joe Gould's Secret (2000) |
"Like its lead character, eventually becomes so aggravating that it long overstays its welcome." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C- |
Joe Somebody (2001) |
"Innocuous and instantly forgettable...for the most part the material
is flat, and it's flatly played." |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato 3/5 |
Joe the King (1999) |
No article available. |
Frank Swietek |
Splat 2/5 |
Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) |
No article available. |
Frank Swietek |
Splat F |
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001) |
"In a summer of really rotten movies it still stands out for its
wretchedness...has the air of something falling several rungs
below straight-to-video standards." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat D+ |
John Q (2002) |
"A meretricious melodrama that manages to reduce serious social
and economic issues to the most cheaply sensationalistic level." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C- |
John Tucker Must Die (2006) |
"Can't make up its mind whether to be Mean Girls or Sixteen Candles, opting instead for a mixture of the two that doesn't really gel." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C |
Johnny English (2003) |
"Like something that comes to theatres courtesy of a time warp rather than a projector...rather tedious despite Atkinson's oafish charm." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat 0/5 |
Johnny Mnemonic (1995) |
No article available. |
Frank Swietek |
Splat F |
Johnson Family Vacation (2004) |
"Not only a blatant ripoff of 'National Lampoon's Vacation,' it's a lousy one besides." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C |
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002) |
"Where's a Vegamatic when you really need one?" |
Frank Swietek |
Splat D+ |
Joshua (2002) |
"A well-meaning but flat and awfully simple-minded parable
that aims to be uplifting and ends up rather silly." |
Frank Swietek |
- |
Joshua (2007) |
"Interview with George Ratliff" |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato B- |
Joshua (2007) |
"A genuinely unsettling film about a sociopathic child...an enjoyably decorous creepshow." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat D- |
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) |
"The target audience will probably find it condescending and cheesy, while others will dismiss it as grating and mercenary." |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato 3/5 |
Journey Into Fear (1942) |
No article available. |
Frank Swietek |
Tomato B |
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) |
"This cheeky combination of updating and spoof makes for an agreeable amusement-park ride of a movie...all the more striking by being presented in very effective 3-D." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat D |
Joy Ride (2001) |
"A numbingly idiotic retread, a half-baked mixture of 'Duel' and
'The Hitcher' that's markedly inferior to both....Goes nowhere
fast." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C |
Joyeux Noël (2006) |
"A slick but curiously superficial anti-war crowd-pleaser...more cloying than uplifting." |
Frank Swietek |
Splat C |
Ju-On: The Grudge (2004) |
"A series of scare scenes that seem arbitrary even by the lax standards of the genre. If you like a little logic to go with your cinematic chills, you'd better look elsewhere." |
Frank Swietek |