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Critics / Publications / One Guy's Opinion

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    • Frank Swietek

One Guy's Opinion

  
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Rating Title Year Quote Author

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Jackass: Number Two (2006)

"Interview with Johnny Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine"

Frank Swietek

Splat
F

Jackass: Number Two (2006)

"It would be easy to go on at length about how tasteless and repulsive the movie is, but what's really depressing about it is the repetitiveness and tedium."

Frank Swietek

Splat
F

Jackass: The Movie (2002)

"Like being trapped at a perpetual frat party...How can something so gross be so boring?"

Frank Swietek

Splat
C-

The Jacket (2005)

"Lukewarm kitsch...neither powerful enough to be taken seriously nor splashily crude enough to be a guilty pleasure."

Frank Swietek

Splat
D+

Jackpot (2001)

"For the audience this dreary piece is truly a losing proposition."

Frank Swietek

Tomato
3/5

James and the Giant Peach (1996)

No article available.

Frank Swietek

Splat
D

The Jane Austen Book Club (2007)

"An ensemble dramedy of manners that wrongly thinks it's clever and insightful, and will curdle the blood of all but the most soft-hearted viewers."

Frank Swietek

Tomato
B

Japanese Story (2004)

"The makers sustain its fragile, delicate spirit with considerable skill...in its curiously muted, ruminative fashion it proves oddly affecting."

Frank Swietek

Splat
C

Jarhead (2005)

"While beautifully crafted from a purely visual standpoint, the film remains structurally chaotic and emotionally remote."

Frank Swietek

Tomato
3/5

Jason and the Argonauts (2000)

No article available.

Frank Swietek

Splat
F

Jason X (2002)

"Deserving of immediate X-cision and X-termination, and its makers forced to to perform some act of X-piation for it."

Frank Swietek

Splat
D+

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

"A flick designed so exclusively for his rabid fans that outsiders won't even understand, let alone enjoy it."

Frank Swietek

Tomato
4/5

Jean de Florette (1987)

No article available.

Frank Swietek

Splat
C

Jeepers Creepers (2001)

"The first half...is surprisingly lithe and stylish...That's not enough, unfortunately, to save its increasingly poor second half, which careens into silliness."

Frank Swietek

Splat
C

Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)

"'Jeepers Creepers 2' isn't terrible, just mediocre...it adds nothing to the genre and, like most sequels, doesn't top the initial installment."

Frank Swietek

Splat
2/5

Jeffrey (1995)

No article available.

Frank Swietek

Splat
C

Jennifer's Body (2009)

"You have to give Cody and her cohorts credit for trying to pump some new blood into a stale genre, and there are moments of inspired cleverness...but they're not frequent or sustained enough."

Frank Swietek

Splat
2/5

Jericho (1937)

No article available.

Frank Swietek

Tomato
B-

Jerichow (2009)

"Isn't startlingly new, but it's a nice twist on a familiar formula, and should satisfy anyone who wants to see the postman, as it were, ring yet again."

Frank Swietek

Splat
C-

Jersey Girl (2004)

"You might think you're trapped in a 'Bachelor Father' marathon...though it's hardly 'Gigli' redux, it's so mercilessly sweet and cloying that it might make you gagli."

Frank Swietek

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Jersey Girl (2004)

"Interview with Kevin Smith"

Frank Swietek

Tomato
B+

Jesus Camp (2006)

"The scariest movie of the season by far...a fine, thought-provoking documentary."

Frank Swietek

Tomato
B

Jesus' Son (1999)

"Despite the occasional miscalculation and disappointing last half-hour, an estimable piece of work."

Frank Swietek

Splat
C

Jet Lag (2003)

"A slight, wispy confection that never manages to take wing."

Frank Swietek

Splat
2/5

JFK (1991)

No article available.

Frank Swietek

Splat
C-

Jiminy Glick in LaLaWood (2004)

"Sporadically amusing but more often flat...its batting average is regrettably low."

Frank Swietek

Tomato
B

Jimmy Carter Man From Plains (2007)

"A sympathetic but rounded portrait...that's both inspiring and revealing about a man praised by some and unconscionably reviled by others."

Frank Swietek

Tomato
B-

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)

"It's no 'Shrek,' and not even a 'Monsters, Inc.,' but it's a genial kidflick that should amuse the younger set."

Frank Swietek

Tomato
B

Jindabyne (2007)

"The film's sensitive treatment of the domestic issues at the center of the story goes far to make up for the more problematic passages."

Frank Swietek

Splat
D-

Joe Dirt (2001)

"A grubby Forrest Gump minus the computer-generated presidents and the charm."

Frank Swietek

Splat
C

Joe Gould's Secret (2000)

"Like its lead character, eventually becomes so aggravating that it long overstays its welcome."

Frank Swietek

Splat
C-

Joe Somebody (2001)

"Innocuous and instantly forgettable...for the most part the material is flat, and it's flatly played."

Frank Swietek

Tomato
3/5

Joe the King (1999)

No article available.

Frank Swietek

Splat
2/5

Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)

No article available.

Frank Swietek

Splat
F

John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001)

"In a summer of really rotten movies it still stands out for its wretchedness...has the air of something falling several rungs below straight-to-video standards."

Frank Swietek

Splat
D+

John Q (2002)

"A meretricious melodrama that manages to reduce serious social and economic issues to the most cheaply sensationalistic level."

Frank Swietek

Splat
C-

John Tucker Must Die (2006)

"Can't make up its mind whether to be Mean Girls or Sixteen Candles, opting instead for a mixture of the two that doesn't really gel."

Frank Swietek

Splat
C

Johnny English (2003)

"Like something that comes to theatres courtesy of a time warp rather than a projector...rather tedious despite Atkinson's oafish charm."

Frank Swietek

Splat
0/5

Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

No article available.

Frank Swietek

Splat
F

Johnson Family Vacation (2004)

"Not only a blatant ripoff of 'National Lampoon's Vacation,' it's a lousy one besides."

Frank Swietek

Splat
C

Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)

"Where's a Vegamatic when you really need one?"

Frank Swietek

Splat
D+

Joshua (2002)

"A well-meaning but flat and awfully simple-minded parable that aims to be uplifting and ends up rather silly."

Frank Swietek

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Joshua (2007)

"Interview with George Ratliff"

Frank Swietek

Tomato
B-

Joshua (2007)

"A genuinely unsettling film about a sociopathic child...an enjoyably decorous creepshow."

Frank Swietek

Splat
D-

Josie and the Pussycats (2001)

"The target audience will probably find it condescending and cheesy, while others will dismiss it as grating and mercenary."

Frank Swietek

Tomato
3/5

Journey Into Fear (1942)

No article available.

Frank Swietek

Tomato
B

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)

"This cheeky combination of updating and spoof makes for an agreeable amusement-park ride of a movie...all the more striking by being presented in very effective 3-D."

Frank Swietek

Splat
D

Joy Ride (2001)

"A numbingly idiotic retread, a half-baked mixture of 'Duel' and 'The Hitcher' that's markedly inferior to both....Goes nowhere fast."

Frank Swietek

Splat
C

Joyeux Noël (2006)

"A slick but curiously superficial anti-war crowd-pleaser...more cloying than uplifting."

Frank Swietek

Splat
C

Ju-On: The Grudge (2004)

"A series of scare scenes that seem arbitrary even by the lax standards of the genre. If you like a little logic to go with your cinematic chills, you'd better look elsewhere."

Frank Swietek

  
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