Splat |
Calendar Girls (2003) |
"It's actually not bad, or at least it isn't until it takes a weird detour into 'price of fame' issues." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Candy (2006) |
"It doesn't register as strongly as director Neil Armfield might have intended, and that may simply be due to the dog-eared nature of the material." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001) |
"Handled with such conviction by director John Madden (Shakespeare in Love) that it achieves the guilty enjoyability of a decent beach book." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Cars (2006) |
"One minute you're checking your watch, the next a tear has formed in the corner of your eye because you're suddenly 4 years old again, half asleep in the back of your dad's Pontiac." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Casa de los Babys (2003) |
"Turns out to be yet another movie that encourages liberal urbanites to smirk at red-state knuckle-draggers." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B- |
Casino Royale (2006) |
"Craig is right for this revision/revival, bullet-headed and ruggedly handsome, whose steely eyes are cold enough to suggest a remorseless killer, blue enough to do the other things that Bond must do." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
Cassandra's Dream (2008) |
"By the time the blokes played by McGregor and Farrell get around to confronting their misdeeds, they're the only ones who care." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Cast Away (2000) |
"Another impeccable piece of craftsmanship from Zemeckis." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
The Cat's Meow (2002) |
"Too often, Cat's Meow feels stagey, dressy, miscast and generally inauthentic." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Catch a Fire (2006) |
"Luke is fine in the lead, proving that his good work in Antoine Fisher was no fluke." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Catch and Release (2007) |
"Catch and Release has been described in the trades as a romantic comedy, but the rambling, episodic movie defies classification." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Catch Me If You Can (2002) |
"All of it works smoothly under the direction of Spielberg, who does a convincing impersonation here of a director enjoying himself immensely." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Catch That Kid (2004) |
"The apparent moral in Catch that Kid is that any bank miserly enough to withhold a quarter-million-dollar loan from a non-employee for a risky medical procedure deserves to be robbed." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Cats & Dogs (2001) |
"Nowhere near as good as Babe, and only slightly better than a Meow Mix commercial." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C- |
Catwoman (2004) |
"Catwoman is almost unbelievably dumb." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
The Caveman's Valentine (2001) |
"Highly watchable, enlivened by Jackson's wildly intense turn as Romulus, and some good supporting performances." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
The Cell (2000) |
"The movie pretends to be disgusted by the way D'Onofrio's character turns women into fetish objects, then happily turns Lopez into one." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Cellular (2004) |
"Credibility is never the movie's strong suit, but it does have a good-natured, B-movie attitude that keeps it watchable, and announces that Cellular does not want to be taken too seriously." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
The Center of the World (2001) |
"Center illustrates the problem with erotic movies in an age when Hollywood is running scared from the NC-17." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
Changeling (2008) |
"You know its a bum year for movies when a director as good as Clint Eastwood takes on material as weird and wild as The Changeling and whiffs." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Changing Lanes (2002) |
"An inventive, absorbing movie that's as hard to classify as it is hard to resist." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
Chaos Theory (2008) |
"The script for Chaos Theory must have been wrapped in Kevlar -- it's the only way to explain why it wasn't shot down at the pitch meeting." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) |
"A wonderful, faithful, and entirely successful adaptation of Dahl's popular children's book." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat 1/4 |
Charlie Bartlett (2007) |
"The movie is unevenly directed, with stiffly mounted scenes and tonal shifts between offhand comedy and ham-fisted drama." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Charlie Wilson's War (2007) |
"Breezy and entertaining." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Charlie's Angels (2000) |
"Despite it's kung fu quotient, Charlie's Angels is good, clean fun." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) |
"The movie comes by its Full Throttle tagline honestly." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Charlotte Gray (2001) |
"Armstrong ... attempts an old-fashioned movie about saboteurs and war-torn romance but doesn't do the old-fashioned work of entertaining." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B |
Charlotte's Web (2006) |
"The movie is slow to establish its world of talking animals, but once it starts to work, it works well, and Wilbur becomes a fully dimensional character." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Chasing Liberty (2004) |
"The movie's most disarming aspect is its old-fashioned regard for Europe as a charming, fun, cosmopolitan, friendly place." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
Che (2008) |
"A four-hour, two-part epic that brings out Soderbergh's weakness for stylistic doodling, which sometimes strangles his material." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) |
"You want to like any movie that pairs Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt, but Cheaper by the Dozen just keeps getting Lamer by the Minute." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Chicken Little (2005) |
"Given Disney's marketing muscle, most kids will probably se Chicken Little whether they want to or not." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B+ |
Children of Men (2006) |
"Cuaron is known as a humanist/pictorialist (The Little Princess, Y Tu Mama Tambien), but he does exceedingly well here with action and violence, turning rudimentary car-chases into something that feels alive and reinvented." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Chocolat (2000) |
"Punchless storytelling." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C+ |
Choke (2008) |
"Preserves Palahniuk's acid humor and flair for the ridiculous, but fails to provide a complimentary look." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
The Chorus (2005) |
"Jugnot is skilled enough as an actor to sell the viewer on Clement's popularity with this students." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Christmas with the Kranks (2004) |
"When it comes to bad movies, turkey jokes are low-hanging fruit. But if it gobbles like a turkey, it's a turkey, and brother does this one gobble." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B |
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) |
"Offers loads of action, an intriguingly creepy story and a roster of entertaining new characters." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005) |
"Too bad Narnia itself has such a petrified feel. Here's hoping that as the series grows, its emotional component grows with it." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
Chronicles of Riddick (2004) |
"A grandiose, inflated, FX sledgehammer." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
The Cider House Rules (1999) |
"The real unexpected energy here comes from Theron." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Cinderella Man (2005) |
"For Crowe, it adds to the winning streak that started with L.A. Confidential and has continued virtually unabated since, and is marked by smart choices and solid performances." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Cinemania (2003) |
"You might know film buffs. You might know people who enjoy going to the movies alone. But your friends have got nothing on the stars of Cinemania." |
Dan Gross |
Splat C |
City of Ember (2008) |
"There's been far too much attention paid to physical and narrative detail, not enough to the dimensions of the characters." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
City of God (2003) |
"Very lively and incredibly violent ... and just as incredibly restrained in the way it keeps its gangster saga honest." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
The Claim (2001) |
"Despite the dramatic collision of the characters' interests, screenwriter Frank Cottrell Boyce doesn't give them much to say." |
Francesca Chapman |
Splat |
The Clearing (2004) |
"Tension actually lessens, as it becomes increasingly clear that the movie is not intended to be tense or exciting." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Clerks II (2006) |
"There is grist for comedy there, of course, though I don't know if anything Smith conjures (watch out for the promiscuous donkey), is quite as funny as seeing Dante and Randal (Jeff Anderson) aged and fattened some 12 years." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Click (2006) |
"Coming up with a list of movies Click rips off (Multiplicity, Bruce Almighty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) I lost count at 10." |
Gary Thompson |