Tomato A- |
Hairspray (2007) |
"Hairspray is the perfect movie distraction for the summer -- frothy fun, kid-friendly and relevant." |
Jonathan Takiff |
Splat |
Half Nelson (2006) |
"Neither performance ... can help the movie accomplish much with its characters." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat 2/4 |
Half Past Dead (2002) |
"A rip-off twice removed, modeled after [Seagal's] earlier copycat Under Siege, sometimes referred to as Die Hard on a boat." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C- |
Hamlet 2 (2008) |
"It's a tired brand -- designed for urban audiences who wish to be reassured of their broad-mindedness." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C+ |
Hancock (2008) |
"The strain of sadism that's crept into mainstream American movies eventually overtakes and undercuts Hancock, which should embarrass the filmmakers, who pay lip service here to gooey idealism." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B+ |
The Hangover (2009) |
"I'm going to say, at the risk of doing time in the blurbitentiary, that The Hangover is the Citizen Kane of bachelor party movies." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Hannibal (2001) |
"Hannibal, free to indulge his infamous appetite, has eaten himself." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Hannibal Rising (2007) |
"I'd like to think the Lecter who schooled Clarice Starling on the psychotic intricacies of Buffalo Bill would by bored by the obviousness of it all." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
The Happening (2008) |
"There seem to be a lot of people gunning for Philadelphia's own M. Night Shyamalan, and The Happening will give them more ammo." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B |
Happy Feet (2006) |
"A movie that manages to stand out in a crowd of computer-animated movies about cuddly animals." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B |
Happy-Go-Lucky (2008) |
"An oddball British movie that makes a courageous attempt to profile a woman who lives up to the title, always, in every situation." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Hard Candy (2005) |
"... no matter who does what to whom, what you're looking at is My Torture Session with Andrew, in one way or another." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
A Hard Day's Night (1964) |
"It's the exuberance of 'Can't Buy Me Love' and the chiming harmonies of 'If I Fell' that will leave a moony smile on your face when the show is over." |
Francesca Chapman |
Splat |
The Hard Word (2003) |
"Hard Ward is coherent and sometimes even clever, but it's also a late entry in a genre that's been flogged nearly to death." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Hardball (2001) |
"'Coach' Reeves notwithstanding, this is baseball the way we always imagined, as an American pastime that has the sublime power to put a little joy in our heart." |
Don Russell |
Splat |
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (2004) |
"A little more disturbing than it intends to be, and in the amateurish hands of director Danny Leiner (Dude, Where's My Car) not as funny as it might have been." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Harrison's Flowers (2002) |
"While we want MacDowell's character to retrieve her husband, we have to ask whether her personal odyssey trumps the carnage that claims so many lives around her." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) |
"A lot more nimble than the first movie." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) |
"You feel the durable franchise (now on its third director, Mike Newell) has a promising future, since its young principals have developed skills." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B |
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) |
"Watson and Radcliffe have learned from Grint a knack for light comedy, which Half-Blood Prince deploys in subplots about their romantic difficulties." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B- |
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) |
"The psychological struggle between Harry and his nemesis -- riveting on the page -- is less so on screen." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B |
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) |
"Pitched to an older crowd." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) |
"Its success and its failure come in how literally it interprets the material -- Hogwarts and Quidditch and Hagrid and nearly Headless Nick look pretty much as you'd expect them to look, and the story goes as you'd expect it to go." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Harsh Times (2006) |
"In the end, Harsh Times feels overwrought -- Ayer holds too many guns to too many heads, and you can only keep viewers in that kind of suspense for so long." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Hart's War (2002) |
"Hart's War is good, even daring, and has everything going for it but the crackerjack ending the story begs for." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B |
Harvard Beats Yale 29-29 (2008) |
"An interesting study of time and place." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
The Haunted Mansion (2003) |
"Nothing awful, nothing special." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Havana Nights (2004) |
"The characters are earnest, thin, dopey, and although the dancing is fine, the drama is flat." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
He's Just Not That Into You (2009) |
"There are laughs here and there, but of the pleasant, forgettable and often predictable kind, and you keep hoping for something with a little more heft, given the marquee names." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
Head in the Clouds (2004) |
"This movie's history ... is sterile and the actors can't seem to transcend their 1930s wardrobe." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
Head of State (2003) |
"Rock seems to find the secret of transferring his appeal to the screen as elusive as everyone else." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
The Heart of the Game (2006) |
"Hoop Dreams got remarkably up close and personal with the players and their families; Heart never really gets past Darnellia's shy facade." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Heartbreakers (2001) |
"Love Hewitt looks terrific in a low-cut miniskirt, but as an actress, she's yet to prove she can do something other than be chased by a guy with a hook for an arm." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Hearts in Atlantis (2001) |
"Ends up suffering from an ironic lack of heart." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) |
"This summer's best screen heroine, feisty, funny and wigged out -- literally." |
Francesca Chapman |
Splat |
Heights (2005) |
"No one outside of Diana appears to have much of an interior life." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Heist (2001) |
"Betrayal only works if we care who ends up with whom, and Mamet fails to interest the audience in anything outside the macho banter." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Hellboy (2004) |
"The whole movie rides on whether Del Toro and Perlman can make Hellboy into a character worth watching, and they do." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B- |
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) |
"Hellboy has been compared to a '40s noir detective, and that's just about right. With his self-devised code of honor, bruised chivalry and slug-first-ask-questions-later style, he's Philip Marlowe with horns." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) |
"Not wacky enough for the kids it seems to be aimed at and not edgy enough for the teens who by now comprise the bulk of Lohan's core audience, Herbie puts the brakes on her run of successful Disney remakes." |
Howard Gensler |
Tomato |
Hidalgo (2004) |
"It's an extremely handsome movie, and it has an abiding love of horses." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Hide and Seek (2005) |
"Hide and Seek arrives with a promotion worthy of William Castle: a final reel SO SHOCKING, it's delivered separately to theaters via ARMED GUARDS! That's the good news. The bad news: The other reels arrive as well." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
High Crimes (2002) |
"The movie's ultimate failure has more to do with its poor mastery of the basics, like keeping a tight rein on a complicated narrative." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) |
"The whole thing has the detached air of an intellectual or artistic exercise ..." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
A History of Violence (2005) |
"The movie is always engaging but not quite convincing." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Hitch (2005) |
"Lame mistaken identity subplots are a staple of romantic comedy, but this one is intrusive and clunky by any standard." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) |
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy succeeds mostly in evoking a memory of the book, though in this case that might be enough, given how funny the book is." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
Hitman (2007) |
"The movie has a split personality, aiming for hard-core action on one hand and escapist fantasy on the other." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B- |
The Hoax (2007) |
"A grown-up, conceptually ambitious movie." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Holes (2003) |
"One of those movies that gets most of the plot but none of the essence of the book." |
Gary Thompson |