Splat |
Ma Mere (2005) |
"Manages, while wallowing in bleak nihilism, to be simultaneously utterly perverse and hair-pullingly dull." |
Sono Motoyama |
Splat |
The Machinist (2004) |
"The movie is ingeniously designed. It is also repulsive and I wish I hadn't seen it." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat D |
Mad Money (2008) |
"What's intended as empathy feels more like condescension, built around Hollywood's out-of-touch belief that anything below Land Rover is the poverty line." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Madagascar (2005) |
"It's a nice-looking movie that makes a good first impression, but the longer Madagascar plays the less interest it sustains in its story of a zoo-kept lion and zebra who take a walk on the wild side." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B |
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) |
"The jokes fly by at a Shrek-ish rate, and a some are even funny." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Made (2001) |
"Vaughn and Favreau have natural comic back-and-forth on screen." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
Made of Honor (2008) |
"You may find it dreamy, or you may simply be asleep." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
The Magdalene Sisters (2003) |
"Needs to inspire an emotion other than revulsion, and it eventually does, thanks to actress Nora-Jane Noone." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Magnolia (1999) |
"The exuberance and richness of Anderson's movies reflect the pure joy of somebody in a state of vocational rapture." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Maid in Manhattan (2002) |
"The movie doesn't ask much of Lopez as an actress, but it understands her persona fairly well." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Maléna (2000) |
"As John Boorman did in Hope and Glory, Tornatore's Malena has great fun imagining wartime as it must appear to a child." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Mambo Italiano (2003) |
"This resolutely unfunny comedy about old world culture versus assimilation doesn't go much deeper than floral-print wallpaper." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C+ |
Mamma Mia! (2008) |
"You may find that the movie version of Mamma Mia! brings out your inner Simon Cowell." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
A Man Apart (2003) |
"There isn't much original here, but some of the reproductions are quite good." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
Man of the Year (2006) |
"The movie is strangely determined to move political commentary to the back row while bringing to the fore a dull, conventional thriller about electronic voting." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Man on the Moon (1999) |
"Man on the Moon seems awfully puny in terms of scope and impact." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) |
"Brothers Coen retreat to inscrutable film noir style." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C- |
Management (2009) |
"This is one motel comedy that does not warrant an extended stay." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B- |
Margot at the Wedding (2007) |
"No filmmaker keeps the seething anger of severely dysfunctional families as dangerously close to the surface as Noah Baumbach. Particularly while in the process of making a comedy, if that's what his films are." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Maria Full of Grace (2004) |
"What keeps the movie watchable isn't its politically, culturally charged material, but something more elemental -- the fact that its young star, Catalina Moreno, is strikingly beautiful and photographs like a dream." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Marie Antoinette (2006) |
"Really -- our lives as info-age rabble would be so much more tolerable if we could simply deliver our celebrities, as soon as they become tiresome, to a guy with a leather hood." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C+ |
Marley & Me (2008) |
"You can be a movie lover and you can be a dog lover, but there are times during Marley and Me when it's hard to be both." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B |
Married Life (2008) |
"If you can slow yourself down to the stately pace of 1950 (a whiskey sour or two might help), you might enjoy the offbeat Married Life." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
Martian Child (2007) |
"Cusack seems determined to make this work, and contributes some nice scenes. But he's better than the movie around him." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Masked and Anonymous (2003) |
"As a lifelong devotee of Dylan's music, I found this far and away the best of the four movies he's made, in large measure because it's chock-full of his music and dramatically structured like one of his epic tirades." |
Jonathan Takiff |
Tomato |
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) |
"Weir is the right director, Crowe is the right star. I can't think of another actor who could give Aubrey the physical authority, the credibility and the charm that he needs." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
The Master of Disguise (2002) |
"It's the one summer movie you simply can't afford to see." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Match Point (2005) |
"Match Point moves Woody Allen to London, where we see if his increasingly dull ruminations on infidelity play any better with British accents." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Matchstick Men (2003) |
"It is fairly stunning to see Scott helming a comedy like Matchstick Men, and it is doubly surprising to see so many actors enjoying themselves." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
The Matrix (1999) |
"Also, almost every awkward performance is defensible, because many of the bad actors turn out to be software inventions." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) |
"Special effects in Hollywood blockbusters often have the feel of compulsory piecework performed by bored technicians. The people who contribute the effects in Reloaded appear to be excited by them, and they want us to be excited." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) |
"It's not only copying itself, like Agent Smith, but it's following the many other movies that have imitated the Matrix style." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat D |
Max Payne (2008) |
"Another laughably bad movie based on a popular video-game title." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B |
Me and Orson Welles (2009) |
"British actor Christian McKay is Welles, and he's so stunningly good as Welles - he gets both his physical essence and his spirit - that all else fades to the background." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Mean Girls (2004) |
"The social situations will be tellingly familiar to anyone who's been to high school, girls especially." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Mean Machine (2002) |
"Recapitulates Yard by eliminating the personality of the original, without adding a personality of its own." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
Meet Dave (2008) |
"It's enough to keep smaller kids amused, and the ugly vibe that plagued Norbit is thankfully absent." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Meet the Fockers (2004) |
"A quick-and-dirty cash-grab sequel, one that substitutes stunt casting for character work and schtick for writing." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Meet the Parents (2000) |
"This isn't Ernst Lubitsch or anything, but the movie is consistently funny without the calculated gross-out moments that have been dominating mainstream comedy in recent years." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Melinda and Melinda (2005) |
"The movie's problem is a failure of contrast arising from comic material that's not funny and tragic material not very moving." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Memento (2001) |
"The more attention you pay, the more fun you can have." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Memoirs of a Geisha (2005) |
"Stripped down to its narrative essentials, it often feels like Desperate Housewives in a kimono." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Men in Black II (2002) |
"MiB2 shows sequel smarts in the most crucial area -- running time. Bloated length has destroyed more sequels than Sylvester Stallone, and MiB2 delivers its modest selection of goods in a brisk 82 minutes." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat C |
The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) |
"t's mostly about a chance to see Clooney in agreeable goofball mode. The movie is forgettable, but his demonstration of the psychic-warrior's "sparkly eyes" technique is destined for his appreciation reel." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato B- |
The Messenger (2009) |
"The scenes are rendered by director Oren Moverman with an authenticity and realism that makes them as harrowing and heartrending as they deserve to be." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999) |
"Breathtaking." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
The Mexican (2001) |
"Feels longish and showy, and ultimately wears out its welcome." |
Gary Thompson |
Splat |
Miami Vice (2006) |
"Writer-director Michael Mann exchanges interest in this plotline for gorgeous cinematography and an orgy of first-rate movie violence, though it's a shame we have to wait two hours for it." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
Mickey Blue Eyes (1999) |
"The movie's main asset is Grant, whose shtick as the befuddled Englishman never changes much, but somehow never seems to grow old." |
Gary Thompson |
Tomato |
A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999) |
"Kline shines!" |
Gary Thompson |